Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Okay, let's look at my record here. Supported Al Gore --- LOST (kinda) Supported Howard Dean --- LOST Supported Cruz Bustamante/No on recall --- LOST Support Pittsburgh Pirates --- PERENNIAL LOSERS Support Pittsburgh Penguins --- LAST PLACE IN THE NHL Support Pittsburgh Steelers --- HAVEN'T WON SHIT SINCE 1979 Supported University of Pittsburgh Football (since I started going there) --- CHOKED WHEN I STARTED TO OUTWARDLY CHEER FOR THEM Supported University of Pittsburgh Basketball --- CHOKED TWO YEARS STRAIGHT IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN Supported St. Louis, then Green Bay, then Tennessee, then Carolina in the NFL playoffs this year --- ALL OF THEM LOST So screw it. I'm voting for Nader. Bush is fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Do me a favor and root for the Steelers whenever they play Cleveland next season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Okay, let's look at my record here. Supported Al Gore --- LOST (kinda) Supported Howard Dean --- LOST Supported Cruz Bustamante/No on recall --- LOST Support Pittsburgh Pirates --- PERENNIAL LOSERS Support Pittsburgh Penguins --- LAST PLACE IN THE NHL Support Pittsburgh Steelers --- HAVEN'T WON SHIT SINCE 1979 Supported University of Pittsburgh Football (since I started going there) --- CHOKED WHEN I STARTED TO OUTWARDLY CHEER FOR THEM Supported University of Pittsburgh Basketball --- CHOKED TWO YEARS STRAIGHT IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN Supported St. Louis, then Green Bay, then Tennessee, then Carolina in the NFL playoffs this year --- ALL OF THEM LOST So screw it. I'm voting for Nader. Bush is fucked. But, since you're pulling for Nader TO LOSE... -=Mike ...Thank God Pitt lost. I have OSU winning it all in my bracket Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 No, now I genuinely will be supporting Nader. I don't know if it will work, but it's worth a shot. Sorry for the fluff topic, though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 26, 2004 No, now I genuinely will be supporting Nader. I don't know if it will work, but it's worth a shot. Sorry for the fluff topic, though Would you pull for the Yankees please? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Might as well, even though they're already getting hurt like I've been pledging my support for them for the last like, 20 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Ah, so it was YOU who is to blame for Green Bay this past year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Tyler.. your touch won't mean much if you use it to vote for Nader. If you insist on using your touch, vote for Bush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Shit... you're right. Hmmmm. I don't know if I can do that, though.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Eh, my luck is worse than yours. Anyone I've ever got an autograph from has suffered some awful fate. I folded a whole roller hockey team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 You should just bite the bullet and vote for Bush. Maybe then he'll lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I've been rooting for the Red Sox my whole life but that doesn't mean I'm going to vote for Nader! PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER MAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 You should just bite the bullet and vote for Bush. Maybe then he'll lose. See, that was my immediate thought on this topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Yeah, I can't say I understand the logic. It's not like Nader needs your help to lose the election... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 CNN.com headline: "Nader numbers take plunge Nader supporters blame Tyler" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Look, it's hard for me to bite the bullet. I might be able to work myself up to it by election time, but right now, that's too far of a step for me. At least now I'm detonating my vote where it can't hurt anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Tyler, do a write in vote for Kodos. At least you won't have the stigma of a "Nader-vote" over your head after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Look, it's hard for me to bite the bullet. I might be able to work myself up to it by election time, but right now, that's too far of a step for me. At least now I'm detonating my vote where it can't hurt anyone. Oh I get it now, you don't want to jink Kerry by supporting him. Come on, take a chance, vote for Bush! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Trust me, I hate Kerry, too. But I have maintained to this day that I'd vote for Kerry still. But now, I give up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Would you pull for the Yankees please? -=Mike BI-PARTISAN APPROVAL~~!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 26, 2004 ::Tyler votes for Bush:: ::Tyler's state is decided by one vote:: ::Tyler's state decides the election:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 ::Tyler votes for Bush:: ::Tyler's state is decided by one vote:: ::Tyler's state decides the election:: Seriously, that's what's gonna happen. I know it already. But I can't risk voting for Kerry at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 ::Tyler votes for Bush:: ::Tyler's state is decided by one vote:: ::Tyler's state decides the election:: He's from California (I think). I'd say the chances of that are slim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 ::Tyler votes for Bush:: ::Tyler's state is decided by one vote:: ::Tyler's state decides the election:: He's from California (I think). I'd say the chances of that are slim. Not if this man can help it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfaJack 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 He's from California (I think). No, Pennsylvania I think. HIS Pitt Panthers choked it tonight, I know that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I'm a Virginia citizen going to U-Pittsburgh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I'm a Virginia citizen going to U-Pittsburgh. Boy, way off. I thought you were from CA after all the recall stuff that you used to talk about all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 No, I'm just a good democrat. But not anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I folded a whole roller hockey team. I am the wrestling version of your roller hockey luck. It was the Friday night before WM XIX: I shook hands with Billy Kidman and he went from former CW champion (losing at No Way Out) to Velocity fodder the moment he came back. I also got Kanyon's autograph the same night. Look where he is now. Poor guy. Also met Hurricane weeks before HHH killed him. I only noticed Spanky and called to him while he ran away. The guy knew what was coming to him and still he could not escape my curse. Trish Stratus and Shelton Benjamin ran away before I could see them in good light, thank god. My voting record is just as horrible: I'm almost ashamed to admit I voted for Bill Simon (big conservative who told huge lies through his campaign) simply because I hated Gray Davis that much. He went down like the Hindenberg. I recently voted for Edwards and he quit before my vote could even be count. The only luck I've had is Arnold, it seems. So, all the conservatives here can rest easy: I'm going to ensure Kerry gets squashed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Oh, I supported Edwards, too! Don't blame yourself for that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
