Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I was invited to go out with some friends, but, in a decision I now regret, I chose to stay in. Christ, I'm bored. I think I'll set my cock on fire.
Bruiser Chong Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 If Smokey the Bear were here, he'd try and talk you out of that plan, but since he's not, need a lighter?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 Well, that was a bust. Human flesh doesn't burn as easily as I hoped.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 If Smokey the Bear were here, he'd try and talk you out of that plan, but since he's not, need a lighter? Where were you earlier? I feel like a fool for using a magnifying glass and my reading lamp.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 Post picz plz. You just made me do an image search on "burnt penis."
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 w00t! I just watched the Canucks come from behind to win in OT on a beautiful goal by Morrison~ Tonight is a good night.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 spiny norman has been viewing this thread for a very long time.
Youth N Asia Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I'm going to go jerk off into a sock. See ya later.
Guest T®ITEC Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Mmm, teenage alcoholism. Ain't nothin' better.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 *Offers weed to innocent teens*
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I'm going to go jerk off into a sock. See ya later. ....Why does my sock feel gooey inside?! *Offers weed to innocent teens* You cooky canadians. You're suppose to offer it to 10 year olds. w00t! I just watched the Canucks come from behind to win in OT on a beautiful goal by Morrison~ Tonight is a good night. Devils all the way baby!
MrRant Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I hope Mr. Wart visits you all Warning - Don't click if weak stomach.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Holy shit, finally...someone with the same problem asme
MrRant Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I think syphillis is what has fucked you up Banky.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 One of the photos in that search MrRant posted looked like somebody took melted Lucky Charms marshmellows and put them on their unit. Still, its safe to guess that they aren't magically delicious
Youth N Asia Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 *stops jerking off into a sock* Those pics ruined my boner
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 One of the photos in that search MrRant posted looked like somebody took melted Lucky Charms marshmellows and put them on their unit. Still, its safe to guess that they aren't magically delicious LMFAO! That's going in the sig...
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I think syphillis is what has fucked you up Banky. hence my delusions of grandeur
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 pssh. Delusions? we all know banky is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tells me so all the time.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 pssh. Delusions? we all know banky is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tells me so all the time. .....? you puzzle me, son.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Hey, if it's good enough for Al Capone, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Beethoven's mother, it's good enough for me.
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