ChrisMWaters Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 For boredom sake, I decided to make this. A simple breakdown of the major talent for WWE. For wrestlers, this includes people who are either injured or currently...well...missing. Developmental talent not included because they're not...OFFICIAL...yet. WRESTLERS RAW A-Train Batista (World Tag Team Champion) Chris Benoit (World Heavyweight Champion) Chris Jericho Christopher Nowinski Chuck Palumbo Edge Garrison Cade Ivory Gail Kim Jacqueline Jazz Jon Heidenreich Kane Christian Lance Storm Lita Mark Henry Matt Hardy Maven Mick Foley Molly Holly Nidia Randy Orton (WWE Intercontinental Champion) Rhyno Ric Flair (World Tag Team Champion) Rob Conway Rodney Mack Rosey Scott Steiner Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin Steven Richards Sylvan Grenier Tajiri Test The Hurricane The Rock Tommy Dreamer Triple H Trish Stratus Val Venis Victoria (WWE Women's Champion) William Regal SMACKDOWN Akio Big Show Billy Gunn Billy Kidman Booker T Bubba Ray Dudley Charlie Haas Chavo Guerrero (WWE Cruiserweight Champion) Danny Basham Doug Basham D-Von Dudley Eddie Guerrero (WWE Champion) Funaki Hardcore Holly Jamie Noble John Bradshaw Layfield John Cena Johnny Stamboli Mark Jindrak Matt Morgan Nunzio Orlando Jordan Paul London Rene Dupree Rey Mysterio Rico Rikishi (WWE Tag Team Champion) Rob Van Dam Sakoda Scotty 2 Hotty (WWE Tag Team Champion) Sean O'Haire Shannon Moore Spike Dudley Ultimo Dragon Undertaker ANNOUNCE TEAMS RAW: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler SMACKDOWN: Michael Cole & Tazz HEAT: Johnathan Coachman & Al Sno VELOCITY: Josh Matthews & Bill DeMott OTHERS: Terri Runnels, Mark Lloyd, Todd Grisham, Rue DeBona RING ANNOUNCERS RAW: Howard Finkle & Lilian Garcia SMACKDOWN: Tony Chimel REFEREES Earl Hebner Nick Patrick Brian Hebner Charles Robinson Mike Chioda Tim White Jimmy Korderas OTHER ON-AIR TALENT Chavo Guerrero Sr.: Manager to Chavo Guerrero Dawn Marie: Smackdown Eye-Candy Eric Bischoff: Raw General Manager Gene Okerlund: Host of Confidential Kurt Angle: Smackdown General Manager Linda McMahon: CEO of WWE Miss Jackie: Valet to Rico Paul Bearer: Manager to The Undertaker Paul Heyman: Currently no role Sable: Smackdown Eye-Candy Shane McMahon: Currently no role Shaniqua: Manager to The Basham Brothers, currently MIA Stacy Kiebler: Raw Eye-Candy Stephanie McMahon: Currently no role Stone Cold Steve Austin: Sherriff on Raw Theodore Long: Manager on Smackdown, no current charges Torrie Wilson: Smackdown Eye Candy Vince McMahon: Chairman of WWE If I'm missing anyone, feel free to reply to the thread and mention the person.
Lil' Bitch Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble. I believe he's injured and/or in Japan right now.
Youth N Asia Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Waaaaay too many people on the payroll. While I'm never for cutting jobs, they just have more people then they can ever use.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 Waaaaay too many people on the payroll. While I'm never for cutting jobs, they just have more people then they can ever use. No they don't! I'm not a referee there yet!
Guest DarthLordOfWrestling Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble. I believe he's injured and/or in Japan right now. hes still in the raw superstars thingy. I dont no if that means jack though. I think the wwe found out that he really was bad and can't do crap now that he's freakzilla
JJMc Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 These would be my rosters if it were up to me. WRESTLERS RAW A-Train Batista (World Tag Team Champion) Chris Benoit (World Heavyweight Champion) Chris Jericho Christopher Nowinski Chuck Palumbo Edge Gail Kim Kane Christian Lance Storm Lita Mark Henry Matt Hardy Maven Molly Holly Nidia Randy Orton (WWE Intercontinental Champion) Rhyno Rodney Mack Scott Steiner Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin Steven Richards Tajiri The Hurricane The Rock Tommy Dreamer Triple H Trish Stratus Victoria (WWE Women's Champion) SMACKDOWN Akio Big Show Booker T Charlie Haas Chavo Guerrero (WWE Cruiserweight Champion) D-Von Dudley Eddie Guerrero (WWE Champion) Jamie Noble John Cena Johnny Stamboli Mark Jindrak Nunzio Paul London Rene Dupree Rey Mysterio Rico Rob Van Dam Sakoda Sean O'Haire Shannon Moore Spike Dudley Undertaker
ChrisMWaters Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble. I believe he's injured and/or in Japan right now. hes still in the raw superstars thingy. I dont no if that means jack though. I think the wwe found out that he really was bad and can't do crap now that he's freakzilla If they did, wouldn't Heidenreich have been gone by now. And yes,I did include injured wrestlers. Hence why Rodney Mack, Christopher Nowinski, Gail Kim, and Mark Henry all made the list.
2GOLD Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 This roster is a perfect example why they need a third brand. If you are going to pay all these guys, you should at least be using them. Split the RAW and SMACKDOWN roster in half or at least a quarter and take those wrestlers and make a new smaller brand for the Velocity/Heat shows. It'll get those unused more exposure and perhaps allow them to build major characters to later re-invent the wrestling crazy.
Guest Choken One Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 its nowhere NEAR as bad as WCW in 1999. They had over 100 WRESTLERS on the roster...about 25 on air personalities and 7 announcers...and yet Kevin Nash still got 50 minutes of Air-Time a week or if He was too drunk...Jeff Jarrett.
Guest Anglesault Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble. He's recovering from that Hot Rumble Loving.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 29, 2004 Author Report Posted March 29, 2004 This roster is a perfect example why they need a third brand. If you are going to pay all these guys, you should at least be using them. Split the RAW and SMACKDOWN roster in half or at least a quarter and take those wrestlers and make a new smaller brand for the Velocity/Heat shows. It'll get those unused more exposure and perhaps allow them to build major characters to later re-invent the wrestling crazy. Well, with the wrestlers that's easy... But what about for the non-wrestlers...like the managers, valets, announcers and such.
Guest Choken One Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble. He's recovering from that Hot Rumble Loving. amazing...considering how much you hate those two and yet bring it up often.
Guest Anglesault Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Whatever happened to Steiner? I haven't seen him since the Rumble. He's recovering from that Hot Rumble Loving. amazing...considering how much you hate those two and yet bring it up often. Why is that amazing? I hate them and I bring up their embarassing moments.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Actually, gay jokes aside (deservedly made, though - what the hell were he and Randy trying to do?), Steiner got a groin injury shortly after the Rumble. Come to think of it, that doesn't make it any better......
ChrisMWaters Posted March 29, 2004 Author Report Posted March 29, 2004 Actually, gay jokes aside (deservedly made, though - what the hell were he and Randy trying to do?), Steiner got a groin injury shortly after the Rumble. Come to think of it, that doesn't make it any better...... I think Steiner was TRYING to do some "amature" wrestling on Orton...but it didn't work out as well as expected.
AndrewTS Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 I object to the misnomer of "talent" referring to Gayda or Torrie. Everything looks in order, but I don't think Foley and Rock are really Raw guys. Rock was until he left on his semi-retirement/movie career, and Foley just happened to come back on Raw. However, I don't think they're really supposed to be part of the official roster. Damn, there are number of 'em I haven't seen in a long time. Test, Ivory, Steiner, etc. Of course, Mack, Henry, Nowinski and so on are still out injured. I think Steiner was TRYING to do some "amature" wrestling on Orton...but it didn't work out as well as expected. It's "amateur." "Amature" makes it sound a bit more like what Mulatto Heat was hinting at.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 29, 2004 Author Report Posted March 29, 2004 I object to the misnomer of "talent" referring to Gayda or Torrie. Hey, had to refer to them as SOMETHING. Note that I also put Stephanie in that catagory. Everything looks in order, but I don't think Foley and Rock are really Raw guys. Rock was until he left on his semi-retirement/movie career, and Foley just happened to come back on Raw. However, I don't think they're really supposed to be part of the official roster. Until they officially retire and are gone, they're Raw wrestlers. That's they're role when they're on, hence that's why they're there. PLUS: McMahon mentioned that Foley was eligable for drafting when he announced the draft-lottery the post-Mania Raw. Damn, there are number of 'em I haven't seen in a long time. Test, Ivory, Steiner, etc. Of course, Mack, Henry, Nowinski and so on are still out injured. Yeah...fun thing: Notice that most of the MIA or injured stars are all on Raw... A jinx, perhaps?
AndrewTS Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Hey, had to refer to them as SOMETHING. Note that I also put Stephanie in that catagory. "Performer" works. Plus it's a synonym for "prostitute," which works well in a lot of those cases. Yeah...fun thing: Notice that most of the MIA or injured stars are all on Raw... A jinx, perhaps? Since Evolution have remained injury-free, I think Papa Shango or some one is redirecting the curse onto other members of the roster. You know, kinda like in "Thinner?"
ChrisMWaters Posted March 29, 2004 Author Report Posted March 29, 2004 Why is Regal on the list? As far as I know...he hasn't been cut from the roster yet. Same reason Nowinski is on the list.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Where's the OVW roster, considering WWE pays them too.
ChrisMWaters Posted March 29, 2004 Author Report Posted March 29, 2004 Where's the OVW roster, considering WWE pays them too. Like I said, they're under the catagory of developmental talent. They are not considered, by this list's standards, WWE talent until one of them becomes a regular either on Raw/Heat or Smackdown/Velocity. Example: The Prototype wasn't a WWE talent. John Cena as he is now is.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Where's the OVW roster, considering WWE pays them too. Like I said, they're under the catagory of developmental talent. They are not considered, by this list's standards, WWE talent until one of them becomes a regular either on Raw/Heat or Smackdown/Velocity. Example: The Prototype wasn't a WWE talent. John Cena as he is now is. But WWE owns their contract.....oh forget it. It's too late to argue. (nods and smiles)
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Yes, Scott Steiner is injured. I doubt that he would be in Japan right now if he is.
Guest Choken One Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 I sincerly hope he just walks over to Smackdown...Seriously...Steiner was one of the BEST heels ever...Let him cut loose on the stick again. Eddy Guerrero Vs Scott Steiner BATTLE OF THE CLOSE CAPTION WRITERS WORST NIGHTMARES~! And then Ahmed Johnson and Warrior interfere for an fatal four way match.
King Cucaracha Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 Just mentioning that as far as I know, Shaniqua isn't 'MIA', she's down in OVW training to become a better full-time female wrestler.
Guest Choken One Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 i thought they fired her ass? Damn.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 No, they've sent Linda Miles to OVW. Scott Steiner is a great heel, but he sucks as a wrestler.
Guest Choken One Posted March 29, 2004 Report Posted March 29, 2004 You do know that steiner has more ****+ matches then 96% of the roster right? You need to add...Now. I wish people saw Steiner when he made Kurt look like Randy Orton in the ring.
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