Oh, My...Re-Re Wrestling

[Fökai 0]

If the gimmick goes horribly at house shows, would they still go through with it?

Yes - they've done it with several gimmicks (Tomko, Fertig), matches (HHH v. Bubba) and angles (such as Lita's "injury" in MSG last December).

 

Let's just hope the house show fans have a semblance of intelligence after seeing the first vignettes for the gimmick, and boo it out of the building.

[Anakin Flair 0]

On this topic though, could Vince not see how this is going to offend 70-75% of the population?

 

"Let's see, we've got Guerrero for the hispanics, RVD for the potheads, Christian and Austin for the wifebeaters........You know what we need Gerwitz? We need a character for the retards to get behind!"

 

"Right away Mr. McMahon!"

What next, a gimmick for the Jews?

 

don't bring back barry horowitz

A wrestling Rabbi.. they can call his finisher the Mazel Tav or the circumcisor or something.

[DerangedHermit 0]

"Eugene" would not be the first retarded wrestler:

 

[JoeDirt 0]

From 1wrestling...

 

"The second match of the night had Garrison Cade taking on the

aforementioned Eugene. Eugene may be Ohio Valley Wrestling's Matt Weiss, who

was on the original card listing. Eugene's gimmick reminds me of

Hillbilly Jim... real friendly, shaking hands with everyone... and so

simple-minded he's a few ants short of a picnic. A lady in front of me

wondered out loud, "Where did they dig this guy up?"

 

As the bell rang Eugene climbed up onto the top turnbuckle and prepared

to leap off before being talked back down by the ref. As the match

started Cade kept getting flustered by Eugene's antics before finally

luring him in and hammering with a clothesline. Cade began the offensive

on Eugene, stomping on him, throwing him outside and then bringing him

in with a suplex for a two count. A body slam and two running elbows

off the ropes by Cade got another two count on Eugene, who the crowd

slowly got behind. Cade continued the attack, getting more flustered after

a back body drop gets only two. Cade yells out, "What the hell?!!"

Cade dragged Eugene over to the corner and smashed his head into the

turnbuckle, only to see Eugene "hulk up". Cade went for a kick, which was

caught and Eugene delivered two karate chops to Cade's forehead, before

hitting an atomic drop, a reverse atomic drop and finally an airplane

spin on Cade. As Cade hit the mat Eugene got up on the top turnbuckle

and a double ax-handle to Cade got a 2 3/4. Eugene went for another

airplane spin on Cade, who reversed into a DDT. Cade got up on the top

turnbuckle and delivered a Macho Man worthy flying elbow for the three

count. Eugene received some good cheers as he was helped to the back

afterwards."

[Guest Choken One]

"Eugene" would not be the first retarded wrestler:

 

and let's remember...STEINER WAS INSANELY OVER to the point he was going to go over Flair in 5 minutes for the title.

 

They dropped the retard aspect when Scott arrived...he just kept the earguards.

[Guest Choken One]

I love how Eugene has the most BASIC moveset and already is better then 3/4 of the DROPKICK OVWers.

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

I saw him today at the house show in St. Louis. It's fucking gold. You will all laugh your asses off.

[Guest Anglesault]

You will all laugh your asses off.

Oh, yeah, the Rasslin' Retard sounds like it's right up my alley.

Edited March 29, 2004 by Anglesault

[DerangedHermit 0]

You will all laugh your asses off.

Oh, yeah, the Rasslin' Retard sounds like it's right up my alley.

You're a Test fan, aren't you?

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

Sorry. Let me rephrase. It's funny if you have a sense of humor and not a stick in your ass.

[Guest Anglesault]

I have a sense of humor.

 

I don't find 3rd grade humor funny.

[AndrewTS 0]

If the gimmick goes horribly at house shows, would they still go through with it?

That didn't stop them from going through with HHH-Steiner and Nash-HHH, so I'd imagine not.

[Tawren 0]

Sorry. Let me rephrase. It's funny if you have a sense of humor and not a stick in your ass.

LOL HE'S A RETARD LOL2004~!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

How degrading.

[DangerousDamon 0]

I have a sense of humor.

 

I don't find 3rd grade humor funny.

What DO you find funny?

 

 

I've been meaning to ask you that.

[Vyce 0]

Is this worth it?

 

I mean, I know, fame and fortune, and "making it in the WWE!" means a lot to people in the wrestling industry, but really.....is shit like this worth it? If you have any self-respect for yourself, can you really look at yourself in the mirror each morning and do this sort of gimmick, which is both incredibly embarrassing and offensive at the same time? I don't care if he's got bills to pay, or mouths to feed.....at some point, enough's enough.

 

Christ. Just put him in Doink makeup again. That gimmick, while old, is still 2949 times better than this.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Honestly, if this gimmick lasts long enough, I'd bring this sign to a show:

 

EUGENE IS RETARDED

 

See, it's a double meaning.

[Guest Anglesault]

I have a sense of humor.

 

I don't find 3rd grade humor funny.

What DO you find funny?

 

 

I've been meaning to ask you that.

I like more dry humor, that isn't beating you over the top of the head screaming ISN'T THIS FUNNY? LOLOL!"

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

You have to spell it like "Retarted" or perhaps "Raderted"

[DerangedHermit 0]

I have a sense of humor.

 

I don't find 3rd grade humor funny.

What DO you find funny?

 

 

I've been meaning to ask you that.

I like more dry humor, that isn't beating you over the top of the head screaming ISN'T THIS FUNNY? LOLOL!"

Like the New Yorker?

 

"I'd be lethargic if I weren't so apathetic."

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

Sorry.  Let me rephrase.  It's funny if you have a sense of humor and not a stick in your ass.

LOL HE'S A RETARD LOL2004~!

No. That's not why it's funny. It was just funny. He runs around and acts like a buffoon for no apparent reason. The sheer randomness of it all makes it funny. LOL2004. Fag.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...so, Dinsmore is apparently stealing the gimmick that Tyson Dux had this past Velocity?

[Guest Anglesault]

Sorry.  Let me rephrase.  It's funny if you have a sense of humor and not a stick in your ass.

LOL HE'S A RETARD LOL2004~!

No. That's not why it's funny. It was just funny. He runs around and acts like a buffoon for no apparent reason. The sheer randomness of it all makes it funny.

Aha. So LOL HE'S A RETARD LOL2004~!

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

LOL YOU REPEATED WHAT HE SAID LOL2004~!

 

Some people just need to lighten up.

[Guest Choken One]

"The second match of the night had Garrison Cade taking on the

aforementioned Eugene. Eugene may be Ohio Valley Wrestling's Matt Weiss, who

was on the original card listing"

 

Ummm...Am I the only one who caught that? Is Matt Weiss the same guy as Nick Dinsmore?

[Guest Anglesault]

LOL YOU REPEATED WHAT HE SAID LOL2004~!

 

Some people just need to lighten up.

No, you want us to dumb down, not lighten up.

[1234-5678 0]

From 1wrestling...

 

"The second match of the night had Garrison Cade taking on the

aforementioned Eugene. Eugene may be Ohio Valley Wrestling's Matt Weiss, who

was on the original card listing. Eugene's gimmick reminds me of

Hillbilly Jim... real friendly, shaking hands with everyone... and so

simple-minded he's a few ants short of a picnic. A lady in front of me

wondered out loud, "Where did they dig this guy up?"

 

As the bell rang Eugene climbed up onto the top turnbuckle and prepared

to leap off before being talked back down by the ref. As the match

started Cade kept getting flustered by Eugene's antics before finally

luring him in and hammering with a clothesline. Cade began the offensive

on Eugene, stomping on him, throwing him outside and then bringing him

in with a suplex for a two count. A body slam and two running elbows

off the ropes by Cade got another two count on Eugene, who the crowd

slowly got behind. Cade continued the attack, getting more flustered after

a back body drop gets only two. Cade yells out, "What the hell?!!"

Cade dragged Eugene over to the corner and smashed his head into the

turnbuckle, only to see Eugene "hulk up". Cade went for a kick, which was

caught and Eugene delivered two karate chops to Cade's forehead, before

hitting an atomic drop, a reverse atomic drop and finally an airplane

spin on Cade. As Cade hit the mat Eugene got up on the top turnbuckle

and a double ax-handle to Cade got a 2 3/4. Eugene went for another

airplane spin on Cade, who reversed into a DDT. Cade got up on the top

turnbuckle and delivered a Macho Man worthy flying elbow for the three

count. Eugene received some good cheers as he was helped to the back

afterwards."

"This guy's got retard strength"----Jim Ross

 

I dunno, it doesn't sound that bad. The sadistic prick in me might find it funny,

[2GOLD 0]

Has anyone BEEN to the OVW site lately??

Alexis Laree's picture looks like a damn mug shot of a woman who tried to rob a Walmart.

 

And isn't Nick Dinsmore just...Nick Dinsmore?

 

Matt Weiss is Horshu

[Guest Anglesault]

From 1wrestling...

 

"The second match of the night had Garrison Cade taking on the

aforementioned Eugene.  Eugene may be Ohio Valley Wrestling's Matt Weiss, who

was on the original card listing.  Eugene's gimmick reminds me of

Hillbilly Jim... real friendly, shaking hands with everyone... and so

simple-minded he's a few ants short of a picnic.  A lady in front of me

wondered out loud, "Where did they dig this guy up?"

 

As the bell rang Eugene climbed up onto the top turnbuckle and prepared

to leap off before being talked back down by the ref.  As the match

started Cade kept getting flustered by Eugene's antics before finally

luring him in and hammering with a clothesline.  Cade began the offensive

on Eugene, stomping on him, throwing him outside and then bringing him

in with a suplex for a two count.  A body slam and two running elbows

off the ropes by Cade got another two count on Eugene, who the crowd

slowly got behind.  Cade continued the attack, getting more flustered after

a back body drop gets only two.  Cade yells out, "What the hell?!!" 

Cade dragged Eugene over to the corner and smashed his head into the

turnbuckle, only to see Eugene "hulk up".  Cade went for a kick, which was

caught and Eugene delivered two karate chops to Cade's forehead, before

hitting an atomic drop, a reverse atomic drop and finally an airplane

spin on Cade.  As Cade hit the mat Eugene got up on the top turnbuckle

and a double ax-handle to Cade got a 2 3/4.  Eugene went for another

airplane spin on Cade, who reversed into a DDT.  Cade got up on the top

turnbuckle and delivered a Macho Man worthy flying elbow for the three

count.  Eugene received some good cheers as he was helped to the back

afterwards."

"This guy's got retard strength"----Jim Ross

That's what my dad would say when he saw Hogan do the Hulk up.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

JHS, you seem to be missing the point. Even if by some miracle this gimmick is actually funny when Dinsmore debuts, how long do you think it will last? They did the same thing with Rico. Great wrestler in OVW, but they saddled him up with a gay gimmick for cheap laughs and look where he is now. He's the valet for Jackie Gayda. I have a feeling the same kind of thing will happen to Dinsmore.