A thread in which I rip off Squirtle

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Imarkout4chrisdaniels - He's right, I really don't know who he is. But I've seen him around, I always notice those jumbled together wrestling names. He seems like a decent enough cat. There's a few old school guys with names like that who are ok, but they usually suck. He doesn't. I've seen him posting on a wide variety of subjects, usually interesting. Summary: Ok guy, seems to be making a decent name for himself. Grade: C+

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Cheers. And yeah, I'm a suede jacket wearing drunken Englishman. I keep meaning to get a picture up, though I didn't know you'd attempted to visualise me in such detail. Appreciated.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, I'm always visualising people. It's from all the acid.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

IDRM thinks I resemble a pink Elephant

[EL BRUJ0 0]

*stands in the grading line*

[Mik 0]

Where is my F?

[Jingus 0]

Me.

[Nighthawk 0]

The grading is back with a vengeance. You know, I need more followers. If I had like three or four, I would call them the Rat Pack.

 

EL BRUJO - Take the way I post, follow it to it's natural conclusion, and the result is El Brujo. Brujo is a minimalist rabble-rouser, posting with surgical precision, insights sharp as a scalpel. Brujo is to this board what Satan is to the Bible. By representing everything the board does not, he becomes the true hero of it's people. Summary: Integrity stripped bare. Grade: A

 

Mik at Cornell - JSYK redux, Mik is not really so bad, but practically gets down on his knees and begs for abuse. I know what he tried to do when he got in the occasional scrap with some of the more confrontational posters here, but he failed. He is neither a sacrificial lamb, nor a scapegoat, merely a guy who doesn't know how to argue. His general interest posting is inoffensive, but his infighting, which is fairly long in the past, is what I best remember him for. And it was bad. He tries to relate to people on here the way you would in real life, which can blow up in your face. Summary: All things considered, not such a bad guy, but his failures are not easily forgotten. Grade: D- (Not quite good enough to get an F just because he asks for one)

 

ViciousFish - I like the name a lot. It's one of the most pleasing combinations of words I can think of. Just now, as I'm looking through his posts, I found reason to once again post the world's ugliest picture of Lita. It's so ugly that I get giddy whenever I show it to someone. So I thank him for that. I do know VF, cause like I said the name's good, so I remember it. He's not really a super standout poster, but solid enough. Summary: Average to good poster, with other factors making me like him more. Grade: B

 

J*ingus - Jingus was a mod, and isn't anymore. Whether he was stripped of that or voluntarily quit, it's cool either way. We all like bad boys, and I'm no exception. The post disection used to be a Jingus signature. To me, it was the very definition of needless overkill. I haven't seen him do that much recently, so that's good, although I haven't been to many of the folders he most commonly frequents. Jingus has always had a slight edge, I couldn't quite tell if it was rebel or asshole, but it gave him recognition. He's not nearly as visable as he was, which I'm not sure us due to actually posting less or the aforementioned frequency in folders I don't traverse regularly. Summary: Loose and rough, goes down smooth, less filling than he used to be. Grade: B-

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

How can Mik, who excells at Cornell, get an D- at TSM? What does that say? Maybe that people who thrive academically can be completely devoid of any interaction skills and real life intelligence. Thats when we get people like the Unibomber....or, in this case, Mik at Cornell.

 

I should grade you in my thread but I've said everything I need to here.

[Guest Choken One]

I would love to be reviewed.

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

I would love to be reviewed.

Words wouldn't do you justice. Less alone a simple grade.

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Choken One - What can I say about Scott? Eat TSM, puke it into a blender, hit puree without the top on, throw whatever's left onto a canvas and hang that canvas in a museum. That's Choken One. He's a bubbling crude of babble, the message board equivalent of spinning in a circle until you pass out. But enough metaphor. Choken's presence is always felt, and Banky is right, he is almost beyond words. On top of that, he's the biggest Life Of Agony fan I've ever seen... and he's deaf. Awesome. Summary: He throws so much shit to the wall, I'm surprised at how much sticks. Grade: An A and an F at the same time.

[Mik 0]

I would just like to let it be known that I graduate from Cornell in May, and come August will be just a normal Tarheel at the University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill...taking away many of the insults I get.

 

I treat everything like real life, because that's the only way to live. I like what you said about me IDRM. Banky, keep reaching for the stars toughguy.

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

Banky, keep reaching for the stars toughguy.

I keep my feet in the air and my head on the ground.

[Nighthawk 0]

I also enjoy breakdancing.

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

About this Rat pack thing.....is there a hazing?

IDRM will haze you only if you take off your pants.

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

Done and done...and I mean done

...I was only joking. Please put your pants back on, Mik at Cornell is lurking. He'll be desperate to finally get his brown belt. Y'know, its a Cornell thing.

[Guest BANKYWOOD]

*Shudder*

 

That's more terrifying than IDRM actually hazing me

At least IDRM has tasted it before, Mik would just go downright postal on your rectum.

[Nighthawk 0]

*administers rectal hurricane on anyone reading this*

[Mik 0]