The OAO Raw Thread - April 5, 2004

[MixxMaster 0]

The teaming of the two could be really good, but face it...they'll go for stupid cheap laughs, and it will fail miserably, like Goldust's tourettes...

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Jericho's from Manhattan now?

 

When did this happen?

[CanadianChris 0]

What the HELL??

 

Is NOBODY allowed to be from Canada anymore?

[Guest Disbadger]

YES!!! MATT HARDY ON RAW!!

[MixxMaster 0]

Jericho's from Manhattan now?

 

When did this happen?

Blame Canada!

[Guest Choken One]

Canada doesn't exist anymore according to WWE.

[Papacita 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

C'mon guys use your imagination a little bit for the Matt Facts! You're not even trying anymore.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Canada screwed Canada

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jericho's from Manhattan now?

 

When did this happen?

No Canadians Allowed.

 

Person: But Test is canadian.

Me: No CanadianS! We're allowed to have one.

Test: (chuckles like an idiot)

[JoeDirt 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

[DerangedHermit 0]

Jericho's from Manhattan now?

 

When did this happen?

They didn't say Manhattan, they said Manhasset (a rich LI suburb 25 miles east of NYC where he was born) I guess they'll start announcing Foley from being from Bloomington, Indiana.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

From Easter Island.... EDGE!!

[MixxMaster 0]

Now, I think I REALLY see where they're going...the ONLY one from Canada will be...Eugene Dinsmore "Derrrr! I wanna rassle!"

[Guest Choken One]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

I want STORM as a Gangsta rapper NOW.

[razazteca 0]

Christian is from LA and Trish is from 90210.

[JoeDirt 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

I want STORM as a Gangsta rapper NOW.

Sadly, that's probably what Gerwitz told the rest of the creative team.

[Papacita 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

I'd laugh if they made Lance come out to "Straight Outta Compton".

[DerangedHermit 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

I want STORM as a Gangsta rapper NOW.

Move him to SD, have a West Coast/East Coast feud w/ Cena!

[Tawren 0]

When WWE is coming to Canada for PPV Raw Smackdown in about 2 weeks, why are they getting rid of all Canadians?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I wonder where Eugene will be from?

 

Eugene Oregon?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Jericho's from Manhattan now?

 

When did this happen?

They didn't say Manhattan, they said Manhasset (a rich LI suburb 25 miles east of NYC where he was born) I guess they'll start announcing Foley from being from Bloomington, Indiana.

Thanks for clarifying. I thought she said Manhattan but with the music and pyro I guess I didn't hear correctly.

 

Man Matt may be no more than a JTTS now but he never looks like he's dogging it. Everything looks crisp, nothing sloppy.

 

Poor Hardy deserves better.

[Vyce 0]

And Matt's win streak ends at one.

[CanadianChris 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

From Easter Island.... EDGE!!

Get with it. Everyone knows Edge is from Barking, England.

[Guest Disbadger]

Ugh. Matt taps out like a bitch.

[Downhome 0]

I wonder where Eugene will be from?

 

Eugene Oregon?

From the outer reaches of the human mind!

[razazteca 0]

I wonder where Eugene will be from?

 

Eugene Oregon?

New Founderland?

[Karc 0]

Did she say he's from Manhattan now?

 

What's up with this mass Canadian exodus?

 

Next thing you know, they're gonna be announcing that Trish is from Bucksnort or something.

And, from Compton, California...LANCE STORM!

I doubt that. The red tights would have killed him years ago. You know red = dead.

 

Why is Trish/Christian pulling the same garbage Stephanie/Triple H pulled in 1999? I'm beginning to think that this plot is all about Triple H screwing Jericho again.

 

I'm actually more worried about Hardy becoming a jobber.

[Anakin Flair 0]

I know Foley is trying to make Orton a star, but the Face in a feud REALLY needs to win a mtch now and again.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

If I can be serious for a minute

I'm in the next match and i'm so gonna win it

I'll so the world that i'm not boring

i'm done with Val Venis and all of his whoring

SAY WHAT~!

*waves his hands in the air, though slowly and wooden*