The OAO Raw Thread - April 5, 2004

[slimm44 0]

Another excellent episode of RAW tonight. Triple h got his revenge, William Regal returned and Mick Foley cut an awesome promo. Most of the matches were pretty good. Eugene was hilarious, I can't wait to see him wrestle. Hopefully Smackdown will improve this week

[Guest Choken One]

Shelton Benjamin & somebody average vs Flair & Batista should happen.

Hurricane would be MOST logical...seeing how he and Benjamin already have a connection via the backstage skit and that Hurricane was punked out by Evolution...

 

But Benjamin/Batisia looks more likely...

 

at it would have a back story as opposed to sticking Cade or someone meaningless with Benjamin...

 

Benjamin needs to be SOLO star now...I'd put him over Batisia and do the Orton/Benjamin program with Benjamin getting the title and moving onto a Benjamin/Christian run.

[Downhome 0]

I'm kind of digging this cartoon.

I love this cartoon.

 

It's so anti-PC and mainstream, that it's great for me.

[Der Kommissar 0]

How has the image of Eugene NOT been implanted in your head?!

 

If memory serves, when I saw him, he was fairly clean cut. To the WWE's credit, that look definitely works with the gimmick.

[Guest Choken One]

I never seen Dinsmore before...did he always have the beard and stringy hair?

I've seen pictures of him with a beard, but the hair is new to me. He looks like Jack Black in Orange County.

I spent 15 minutes thinkin "where have I seen Eugene before" and when you said Jack Black in Orange County...I realized that's it.

[Guest Choken One]

anyone care to tell how exactly Edge hurt his arm....

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

My guess is it's gimmicked

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

anyone care to tell how exactly Edge hurt his arm....

J.R.'s excuse: He was working out last week.

 

I wonder what he was working out to hurt his hand [/token masturbation joke mode]

 

 

Or he just landed wrong in a house show match.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm kind of digging this cartoon.

I love this cartoon.

 

It's so anti-PC and mainstream, that it's great for me.

I third that.

[Tawren 0]

Another excellent episode of RAW tonight. Triple h got his revenge, William Regal returned and Mick Foley cut an awesome promo. Most of the matches were pretty good. Eugene was hilarious, I can't wait to see him wrestle. Hopefully Smackdown will improve this week

Opposite of my thoughts right there.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

I'm kind of digging this cartoon.

I love this cartoon.

 

It's so anti-PC and mainstream, that it's great for me.

I third that.

Yeah, I've definately been digging the show.......

 

 

meaning it'll be off the air by June so that they can play more Stripperella episodes.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm kind of digging this cartoon.

I love this cartoon.

 

It's so anti-PC and mainstream, that it's great for me.

I third that.

Were you the one in the arena who started a "Randy's Gay" chant? Tell the truth!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I'm kind of digging this cartoon.

I love this cartoon.

 

It's so anti-PC and mainstream, that it's great for me.

I third that.

Yeah, I've definately been digging the show.......

 

 

meaning it'll be off the air by June so that they can play more Stripperella episodes.

Critics agree....."Stripperella is on Spike TV"

 

 

God, the show must suck hard ass.

[Downhome 0]

What's the name of this show anyway, and when did it start? This is the first time I've ever watched it.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

What's the name of this show anyway, and when did it start? This is the first time I've ever watched it.

I think the name is This Just In.

 

I think they've shown 4 episodes so far.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

What's the name of this show anyway, and when did it start? This is the first time I've ever watched it.

"This Just In..." Started like 3 or 4 weeks ago. New episodes every Sunday night at 9:30 central.

 

I like the fact that it's done with Flash animation so it's as current as possible. Catch this last scene. I laughed my ass off.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

And so we go from good cartoon to bad, BAD cartoon.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

What's the name of this show anyway, and when did it start? This is the first time I've ever watched it.

"This Just In..." Started like 3 or 4 weeks ago. New episodes every Sunday night at 9:30 central.

 

I like the fact that it's done with Flash animation so it's as current as possible. Catch this last scene. I laughed my ass off.

"So the openin game in Baseball was played in Japan... JAPAN!!... no wonder people think their on steroids."

[haVoc 0]

Did they give a reason why Austin wasn't there last night? I didn't even notice he was missing until the very end of the show.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

That's a sorry ass way to build the match.

 

Could they have just had Edge come out and cut a promo or something and have them get into a confrontation from there?

 

No, because we would have the California surfer boy prankster again with such vicious lines as "You're a dorkus malorkis to the maximus!"

 

Why are HBK and Benoit buddies all of a sudden?

 

Because HBK enjoyed their work together last week, plus they both hate HHH.

[SuperJerk 0]

I didn't even notice he was missing until the very end of the show.

Me neither.

 

What's that tell us about the pointlessness of the character?

[Guest PowerPB13]

I am under the impression that when Triple H passes away, some people will believe that he will rise from his casket, sledgehammer and Pedigree the minister, and pose and spit formaldehyde while the church organist plays his theme music...because NOT EVEN DEATH can get one up on The Game.

 

-Patrick

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Patrick: Maybe...I mean, people still don't think Elvis died...

 

<Agent K>No Elvis is NOT dead, he just went home.

[Guest PowerPB13]

I'd have said he would spit holy water, but that might burn him.

 

-Patrick

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'd have said he would spit holy water, but that might burn him.

 

-Patrick

Or burn his bride...

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Since nobody mentioned it, Orton did a horrible job of reacting after the Foley promo. It looked like he had a spot of indigestion, as opposed to being scared shitless, which is what I assume they were trying to go for.

[chaosrage 0]

So the question was "what will HHH do to get himself over?" The answer.. is lose clean for the 4th time in a row.

 

But maybe he'll squash Benjamin and Benoit next week.

[Guest PowerPB13]

Oh yeah, I guessed right on the Jericho vs. Christian & Trish handicap match. Go me.

 

-Patrick

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I have a feeling Benjamin pins HHH next week again, but with assistance from a HBK super-kick or something.

[AndrewTS 0]

Since nobody mentioned it, Orton did a horrible job of reacting after the Foley promo. It looked like he had a spot of indigestion, as opposed to being scared shitless, which is what I assume they were trying to go for.

Probably all that ham did it to him.