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So, I'm sitting in my Intro to the New Testament class, bored out of my mind, but knowing that four years of a Jesuit education in high school is carrying my ass through this class, when the teacher finally says something which catches my ear.

 

The name of the person who translated the Bible from Greek to English?

 

Johaun HUSS.

 

 

I love it.

Guest FrigidSoul
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You would love the Crusades even more than the bible itself if you studied them. The Pope rode off into battle with a sword that had a jeweled crucifix as the handle...he would then slaughter the Muslims and proceed to baptise them as Christians after they died/ as they were dying. If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

Are you implying that Rick James should be the next Pope?

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he would then slaughter the Muslims and proceed to baptise them as Christians after they died/ as they were dying. If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is.

Holy crap, that's awesome. That's like banging some guy's wife while he lays there bleeding to death...

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted
*Pope lays down on Eddie Murphy's couch with his vatican hat, holy robe, and muddy sandles on* "Feet all up in your couch bitch"
Guest Astro
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"Those who mock me will be sent to hell" *cackles*

Guest Astro
Posted
Speaking of Huss:

 

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Let's not forget who started that

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