Mock my taste in women.

[justsoyouknow 0]

 

Bear in mind that Sweetheart prom was well over a year ago...I've lost a little weight since then. And trust me, I'm much more charming in real life.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Give me back my bike.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Dazzling.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Leave him alone. That bike is what gets him ass in the first place. Plus, there's not as much to touch as there is in the car.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Unless she plays with the horn. But when she honks my horn I don't mind, so it's all good.

 

Oh, one more thing: bikes are for poor people.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Unless she plays with the horn. But when she honks my horn I don't mind, so it's all good.

 

Oh, one more thing: bikes are for poor people.

Now now, be PC dude. It's "Automobily Challenged".

[Art Sandusky 0]

The second one was dumb, partied like a machine, had huge tits, but no ass whatsoever. The attendance guy in the office made fun of me one day after she came up and hugged me at school, saying "What the fuck was that? She's got no ass....she's got man ass. If you wanted to feel her ass, touch the wall." Then he proceeded to grope the wall and moan her name.

That this went unnoticed for so long is a travesty.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Spoon, the way you pick up on the parts of the story that no one else does makes me feel all squishy inside.

[Guest Dids]

Wait- so this one

 

 

Has big tits?

 

I like me some ass, but if she's got nice tits I think she's a winner. So what if she's a slut- cute blondes with bit tits are where it's at.

[justsoyouknow 0]

She likes it in the ass, too, Dids.

[Guest Bottled Black]

I really don't see anything mockable in the pics. They are all do-able. Now personality on the other hand. I can't speak for, but judging on pictures alone I'd say you did pretty well for yourself.

[caboose 0]

She likes it in the ass, too, Dids.

Do you even need our opinion?

 

Your answer is right there.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

If all of this is true you should have given Girl #2 a Dirty Sanchez

[justsoyouknow 0]

Only problem is that she was too fucking stupid to put up with. And I felt gay...man-ass and all, you know.

[Guest Dids]

That's just your own insecurity. She's obviously not the relationship type- what with all of the random cocksucking- so her stupidity shouldn't be a problem.

[Angle-plex 0]

Specimen A..

I'd hit it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm talking about JSYK, not the girl.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I'd SO tap the OpIvy chick. She just seems to be incredibly cute, and if she's into punk, man...I'd make sure she could fit a fucking wine bottle between her legs from how much tappage...

 

And yes, the first one looks like a 70's pornstar. I think it's the makeup and quality of the picture.

 

...you look like Fozzy from the Muppets...

[Some Guy 0]

 

What's the pink shit in her ears? Are they strected like those National Geographic people? I don't care for that or the glasses, but I'd let her give me head in the bathroom at a party.

 

I's fuck the one on the right, unless she's fat which seesm to be a possibility. She's cuter than the other three, the ones who you were with.

[1234-5678 0]

She likes it in the ass, too, Dids.

Do you even need our opinion?

 

Your answer is right there.

Seconded.