Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Maybe he's choking on "deez nuts".....or isn't on the website at the moment. Time to listen to Originals (skips to John Cenas song) Wow, only listenable song is like a year old. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Since people have been waiting so patiently for me to respond to this thread... I love Stacy Keibler and want to do things to her that would make her forget her own name. But she adds nothing to a wrestling product, so I don't really miss her on Raw except for the fact that I'm a leg man and I miss those long legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 ...you abducted Stacy and she's in an oversized bird-cage in your house, right JHawk? Don't lie...I'm onto you! O_o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I didn't abduct her, Chris. But if I had, she wouldn't be locked in a cage. Tied to the bed, maybe, but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, and if someone from WWE creative saw this thread, they'd probably use that idea. Morons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, and if someone from WWE creative saw this thread, they'd probably use that idea. Morons. If they let me do the angle myself, they can have it. But they'd probably just use it to get Test over. Bastards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, and if someone from WWE creative saw this thread, they'd probably use that idea. Morons. If they let me do the angle myself, they can have it. But they'd probably just use it to get Test over. Bastards. While not for us, I'm sure that it would be worth it for you. ... Yeah, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, and if someone from WWE creative saw this thread, they'd probably use that idea. Morons. If they let me do the angle myself, they can have it. But they'd probably just use it to get Test over. Bastards. While not for us, I'm sure that it would be worth it for you. ... Yeah, maybe. I dunno, I could probably do a better acting job than Test ever could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Probably. WWE Raw opening vignette: "Where is Stacy Keibler?" [Evil shot of JHawk] LOST IN OHIO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 She isn't that good looking Seriously. What.. the.. fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 He's coming out, leave him alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 She isn't that good looking Seriously. What.. the.. fuck? Seriously. Very cute face, great legs and ass... For some people though, huge tits = hotness, and even I have to admit Stacy's tits aren't exactly porn star quality. But they're natural, so I ain't complaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Hmmm... It may have been sarcasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 15, 2004 She isn't that good looking Seriously. What.. the.. fuck? Seriously. Very cute face, great legs and ass... For some people though, huge tits = hotness, and even I have to admit Stacy's tits aren't exactly porn star quality. But they're natural, so I ain't complaining. I'm not a HUGE tit guy, but Stacy's negative cups have really got to be fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 She isn't that good looking Seriously. What.. the.. fuck? Seriously. Very cute face, great legs and ass... For some people though, huge tits = hotness, and even I have to admit Stacy's tits aren't exactly porn star quality. But they're natural, so I ain't complaining. I'm not a HUGE tit guy, but Stacy's negative cups have really got to be fixed. Why do you say that? And do you mean you're not huge on huge tits, or you're not huge on tits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I mean that it's not the first thing I care about, but I'd you know, hope they are noticeable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, I agree. But if they weren't exactly implant-size, they'd be noticed alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I don't think she really needs implants. She has that whole American Sweetheart thing going on. If it makes sense, the smaller boobs make her seems younger and more wholesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, but that whole "young" and "wholesome" feel would be JHawk had ten minutes with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I don't think she really needs implants. She has that whole American Sweetheart thing going on. WWE thinks that's what Torrie's persona is. Meanwhile, usually when they've both been around Stacy's been that heel flat-chested Jezebel jealous of Torrie's tatas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I can imagine Stacy being one of those high school ditzes who has no real talent besides "cheer leading" which isn't really a talent. Hell, dress me up in a skirt and I can get the shit. Rah-Rah. And -iB- don't fantasize about me, I don't swing that way . I just like tits, which Stacy has none of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I hope this leads to a 'Where is Carmen Sandiago-esque' angle where two wrestlers become detectives and travel around the world to find her, wrestling evil villains in the process. I don't know where that came from either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I hope this leads to a 'Where is Carmen Sandiago-esque' angle where two wrestlers become detectives and travel around the world to find her, wrestling evil villains in the process. I don't know where that came from either. Whatever your smoking I want a tenth of a gram of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I can imagine Stacy being one of those high school ditzes who has no real talent besides "cheer leading" which isn't really a talent. Hell, dress me up in a skirt and I can get the shit. Rah-Rah. Cheer leading isn't a talent? I know it's not a sport, but that shits hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I can imagine Stacy being one of those high school ditzes who has no real talent besides "cheer leading" which isn't really a talent. Hell, dress me up in a skirt and I can get the shit. Rah-Rah. And -iB- don't fantasize about me, I don't swing that way . I just like tits, which Stacy has none of. You think this isn't that good looking, and you're trying to call someone else gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 15, 2004 I can imagine Stacy being one of those high school ditzes who has no real talent besides "cheer leading" which isn't really a talent. Hell, dress me up in a skirt and I can get the shit. Rah-Rah. And -iB- don't fantasize about me, I don't swing that way . I just like tits, which Stacy has none of. You think this isn't that good looking, and you're trying to call someone else gay? Yeah....that doesn't do a thing for me. I wonder why.....maybe because she's not attractive or that photo is very lame and in no way provacative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah....that doesn't do a thing for me. I wonder why.....maybe because she's not attractive or that photo is very lame and in no way provacative. No that's not the reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah....that doesn't do a thing for me. I wonder why.....maybe because she's not attractive or that photo is very lame and in no way provacative. No that's not the reason. Speak for yourself mr. I sleep with Shawn Michaels' jock strap. I find it funny that Stpehanie McMahon arouses me, but Stacy doesn't unless I'm not looking at her face or chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Stacy is great as long as she doesn't actually wrestle. The "Nitro Girl" thing is a great idea. Stacy is a former Nitro Girl as well, which makes the angle even better. I'm not sure I'd give Johnny a valet right now, though. He's still building up his heel heat. Having Stacy by his side might give him face heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 15, 2004 Stacy is great as long as she doesn't actually wrestle. The "Nitro Girl" thing is a great idea. Stacy is a former Nitro Girl as well, which makes the angle even better. I'm not sure I'd give Johnny a valet right now, though. He's still building up his heel heat. Having Stacy by his side might give him face heat. Dress her up in a conservative cheerleader outfit like on the episode of Saved by the Bell where they had a prank war with Valley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
