Choken Ones count to 20,000 posts!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

In 17.4 years when I hit my 20k, you all have my blessing to host a suprise roast in my honour. I'm marking it on my calender fuckers, you better all show up.

[Slayer 0]

Only if you dress up in full gear, complete with corpsepaint

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He's a black metal transvestite.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Too n3cr0 gr1m kvlt for you posers

 

 

[Slayer 0]

*fires up the Dimmu Borgir*

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

black metal is gay as a catholic priest

slouching toward Gomorrah

face painted like

Gene Simmons at Halloween

with a tongue up some kids rump

looking for candy.

put down that seven string and get a

fuckin' job

you tired-looking homo,

goth head-banging geek.

 

-ANb

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

*fires up the Dimmu Borgir*

 

untr00! untr00!!!!

[Slayer 0]

*fires up the Dimmu Borgir*

 

untr00! untr00!!!!

*stab stab*

 

*makes soup out of your brain*

 

*also fires up Children of Bodom out of spite*

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

You're supposed to also used parts of my skull for jewelry and pictures of me with my brain in my lap as part the Album cover to your next release. untr00 untr00 I say!!!!!

 

I *heart* Transylvania.

 

You better get that reference else the black gods will be displeased.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

We should ban Choken One as a reward for hitting this milestone.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Why ban him? let the guy dream. 30k isn't so far off, you know.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Why ban him? let the guy dream. 30k isn't so far off, you know.

You want to sit through that many more posts of his? I'd rather watch violent anti-semetic kiddie porn. His posts are uncomfortably bad.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He usually posts in the stupid wrestling crap though, and I don't go in there anymore, unless I'm checking MMA results.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

He usually posts in the stupid wrestling crap though, and I don't go in there anymore, unless I'm checking MMA results.

He sometimes tries to impart his infinate wisdom in music. That is painful. He uses all of his brainspace on useless pop culture tidbits, I'd be surprised if he had enough brain capacity left to pull his pants down before he pisses.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

he's deaf so I'm still not getting why he posts in music.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Banky and CWM just had the best 1-2 punch of Choken bashing I've ever seen. Nice. Very nice.

 

Personally I want to know why he's posting so much instead of sitting outside his mansion by the pool in his Armani suit with his beautiful wife at his side. Or...working.

[alfdogg 0]

Choken's deaf?

[Red Baron 0]

Too n3cr0 gr1m kvlt for you posers

 

 

Hey.

 

Its King Diamond

[alfdogg 0]

If the Yankees keep losing, Anglesault could beat Choken to 20K.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Really, if you post 29 times a day yourself, you're in no position to make fun of someone else for posting 20,000 times.  You'd be up there yourself if you had joined earlier.

In my weak defense, I tend to post in many of the different folders, so I guess that explains it a little.

No, that explains nothing. The explanation is: You post too much.

 

Oh, and how is that a defense? "I spread my shit around?"

[Ripper 0]

How the hell did a picture of me work itself into this thread?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Why does everything have to be about you, Ripper? That's just a random picture of a random black person. It doesn't neccessarily represent you. Christ, stay on topic.

 

Choken should be allowed to go to 19,999, then have his post count reset to zero. That's the only way that all will be right with the universe.

[Ripper 0]

*looks at picture*

 

Well...i guess it only kinda looks like me when I was younger. Maybe that isn't me...

 

 

*looks back*

 

 

hmm.

[Slayer 0]

If you've seen one Ripper...

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Man... I once posted around 4000 times in 4 weeks... but shit... Choken's posted 12,000 in the time it's taken me to do about one thousand...and i'm here all the time.

[Guest Dids]

FWIW- I thought that was Ripper too at first.

[Nighthawk 0]

It's not? Yeah it is...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Banky and CWM just had the best 1-2 punch of Choken bashing I've ever seen. Nice. Very nice.

What can we say? We rule.

[Nighthawk 0]

You drool.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Is this where we proffer our ideas for Choken?