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I love these things, especially the ones that seem to flatter.

 

http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/

 

Your IQ Score is 133.  Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace.

 

Well, at school I was always top set for English, bottom set for Maths. If only I had know I was a visual mathematician back then. Ah, what might have been...

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Your IQ score is 124. Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

 

Well, I knew that I was stupid, so there ya go. Ah, I've been out of school too long; I've forgotten everything I knew about math.

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Your IQ score is 118

 

we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior.

 

This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas.

 

Correct, although they shorted me on what my IQ actually is.

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I love these things, especially the ones that seem to flatter.

You're easily flattered.

 

Your IQ score is 142

 

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

 

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

 

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

 

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.

 

Whatever...

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Your IQ score is 75

 

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

 

Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.

 

 

Dammit, I tried to get more wrong then that.

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Your IQ score is 140

 

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

 

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

 

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

 

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

 

Some day I will find the correct answers to that and figure out just what I missed.

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Your IQ score is 126

 

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

 

This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

 

Eh. I was more curious to find out what the ones I actually missed, and whether that scrambled word was a city, animal, country, or whatever.

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Congratulations, Jonathan!  Your IQ score is 129    This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.    During the test, you answered four different types of questions ? mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.    We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test. According to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.    This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others ? and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

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You're easily flattered.

I meant their style of feedback rather than my score. Heck, they heaped praise on Sandman for dogging it and scoring 75:

You are a great improviser and very good at handling change.

**It's night time!!! I go to bed when it's night time!!!**

 

I've scored higher than 133 in the past, just, but never EVER cracked that elusive 140 damn it. So close and yet forever so far...

 

Marney, Ram and IDRM are the board's Mensa prospects.

 

But how come people higher AND lower than me get to be visionary philosophers while I'm stuck as a mathematician? I wanna be Plato, not a number crunching troglodyte. If only I'd had the patience to unscramble the word. Stupid genepool...

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^ That's exactly what I got. I'm ashamed, I wanted to get the highest score.

I got that as well, As the test went on, i was sure i'd got the highest as i dont think i got a question wrong.

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"Your IQ score is 140

 

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

 

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others ? and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results."

 

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Well, Marney got 142 so 140 can't be the max. I took a guess at the jumbled up letters cause I couldn't be bothered with it (stupid, I know) and I was stumped by the last odd-shape-out (which was it and why, btw?) but those are the only ones I can think that I got wrong for a 133.

 

Maybe it's timed and that's a factor in the overall score? I know the psychometric tests for the British Foreign Office are timed.

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Congratulations, BX!

Your IQ score is 135

 

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

 

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

 

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

 

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

 

For the most part, these questions were insanely easy stupid. I'm pretty sure Mensa has an online "primer" test you could take if you were interested.

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I was stumped by the last odd-shape-out (which was it and why, btw?)

You had reverse the shapes the same way, then look at the way the colours were reversed in the first pair and reverse the colors in the second the same way.

 

For the most part, these questions were insanely easy

Yeah, really. That's mainly what makes me dismiss these so-called "IQ tests" online. They just seem like a drawn-out way of getting email addresses to spam.

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Your IQ score is 127

 

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

 

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.

 

That's horseshit.

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Your IQ score is 126

 

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

 

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

 

Usually I score a little higher than this...

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Your IQ score is 124...we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

 

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

 

 

The description's right, but last time I took an actual IQ test it was higher. *shrug* Like Marney, said, these are pretty much a way of getting email addresses for spam, and to give those in need a good dose of verbal fellatio.

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Your IQ score is 133

 

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

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Your IQ score is 0

 

Your Intellectual Type is Impatient Fucker. This means you are likely to get fed up with internet IQ test about 5-10 questions in, say "Screw this shit" and go look up glasses porn to get you intellectual fill for the day.  These talents combined with your overall assholeness make you good at being the sarcastic ass in most situations, and generally annoying — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

 

 

Hmph...well how bout that.

 

:huh:

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I got 152. A friend of mine who tends to do slightly better than I do at such things got 124. We went through it together and found that we answered just one question differently. My 152 now brings me little pride.

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Congratulations, Gareth!

Your IQ score is 131

 

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

 

Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

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Congratulations, Beau!

Your IQ score is 120

 

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Classic IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

 

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on those questions, which reveals the way your brain uniquely works.

 

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

 

This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

 

Find out more about your unique intellectual strengths in your personalized 15-page IQ report. It's ready right now!

 

Fuck paying them for a 15-page report.

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I got 152. A friend of mine who tends to do slightly better than I do at such things got 124. We went through it together and found that we answered just one question differently. My 152 now brings me little pride.

WTH?

 

Maybe we should all do an official Mensa one?

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Hey Fooster, why don't you post that page for us all to see?

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Your IQ score is 124

 

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

 

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace.

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Hey Fooster, why don't you post that page for us all to see?

Now that I've clicked on the link in this thread I've discovered that it's actually this, an in-depth version of the one posted here and "the most accurate, comprehensive, and thorough intelligence assessment of its kind" that my case applied to.

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