Sandman9000 Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 So, regisrations are back open. And two of the first geniuses to register are Hot Ticket and RandomMsg. Jesus Goddamn Motherfucking Christ those two make the Special Olympics look like a meeting of Mensa. I'd post examples of their work, but it made my brain hurt enough having to look at it once. So, I'd like to dedicate this topic to all TSM members old and new, especially new, please, do your best to get retarded in here.
Nevermortal Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Get stupid, get retarded, because Pest'll get the party started.
treble Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Oh man i hate those guys tehy remind me of this one kid at school that everyone hates. he thinks everyone likes him and that hes cool and he wears a leather jacket but really everonye makes fun of him behind his back. hahahahahahahah Thanks.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 count on Tim to mock everything.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Actually, that's more flamboyant than retarded.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 I was going to say frightening but flamboyant works
Nighthawk Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 That was so humorously facetious it ceased being so. It's literal. It's LITERAL!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 That's not even the gayest picture of me out there.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 That's not even the gayest picture of me out there. !
Guest Contentious C Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Wait wait wait... "get" retarded?? Uh-buh??
justsoyouknow Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 I think I just creamed my jeans. Damn you, Squirtle!
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 I've only noticed Hot Ticket, and for some reason he LOVES posting Smilies. I don't think he's posted once without including at least one.
Guest Contentious C Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 stfu n00b. So let me get this straight, too - it's insulting to be a new guy? That's news. I wasn't aware anyone here gets any sort of street cred because they have nothing better to do on their weeknights than to post here. You could have the most mind-boggling post count imaginable, with a signature full of clever quotes and the funniest, most original custom title on the board, but I promise you will never get a single blowjob out of it.
Nighthawk Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Well, I've got news for you. I have gotten two blowjobs out of this message board, and only ONE of them was from a guy.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 stfu n00b. So let me get this straight, too - it's insulting to be a new guy? That's news. I wasn't aware anyone here gets any sort of street cred because they have nothing better to do on their weeknights than to post here. You could have the most mind-boggling post count imaginable, with a signature full of clever quotes and the funniest, most original custom title on the board, but I promise you will never get a single blowjob out of it. he's being sarcastic you fucking moron. Christ Mario...try harder.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Yeah well you're Prince Paul and Eagan was normally wrong: I'm almost always right about PBP'S. Johnson, KidKash, and I called Newme as Paul after the first post. It's 3:36 in the morning and If I want to accuse random newbies of being people to see how they'll react then damnit, I'm going to do it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Well, go ahead. I'm not saying "stop", but it's still what Eagan did.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 Oh I know...I know. it's all part of a dasterdly plan to desentize everyone to trolls so that my buddy Paul can comeback without anyone noticing.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 stfu n00b. You could have the most mind-boggling post count imaginable, with a signature full of clever quotes and the funniest, most original custom title on the board, but I promise you will never get a single blowjob out of it. There's no way Mario wrote that.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 That's a very good point. Also, if Mario were to name himself after an alcoholic beverage, it would probably be after Sammy Hagar's tequila.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 That's a very good point. Also, if Mario were to name himself after an alcoholic beverage, it would probably be after Sammy Hagar's tequila. Cabo Wabo tequila baby!!! here's a bottle for dat ass.....
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 For a thread with a title of "get retarded" in it, I've made minimal appearences. How strange...
Guest Dids Posted April 22, 2004 Report Posted April 22, 2004 That's the best post you've ever made. Seriously. - best song they've ever done.
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