One and Only Raw Thread for 4/26/04

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

What a fucking joke. Monster Kane loves Lita. It's like King Kong and the bitch in the building or something. Lita is going to take Matt Hardy back, completely forgetting that he broke her heart just months ago. And Matt Hardy thinks he has a chance at beating Kane in the WWE world.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

So Kane is a cannibal now? Did he try to bite Lita's face right when she ran off?

I think someone was spending too much time watching Silence of the Lambs.

[Guest JMA]

Where are the Hardy Boys to save her?

Solving mysteries?

 

...

 

[Mearl267 0]

Matt's promo just proved why he isn't on my tv more often.

 

I was kind of hoping for a Hardys run in...the mark in me would have loved it.

[Drury37 0]

Kane fears Fit Finlay.

Thanks.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So Kane is a cannibal now?  Did he try to bite Lita's face right when she ran off?

I think someone was spending too much time watching Silence of the Lambs.

Well he leaned towards her with his mouth open and his teeth showing.

[AndrewTS 0]

Lita: I thought you were Kane!

 

 

 

HOW BITCH!?! You just RAN AWAY FROM KANE! Stupid cunt.

Kane was off camera.

 

He could have used his teleportation powers!

 

Like Jason Vorhees has.

Yup.

 

To clarify:

 

Here’s a classic Bad Monster Movie® Rule: When running from an exceedingly slow monster, always stay in the same shot with it, preferably a long-shot. Do this even if it means slowing down, so as not to run out of frame. Because as soon as the monster is off camera, it can move as fast as it wants to. It doesn’t matter how big of a lead you had in the last long-shot. Following a shot of you alone on the screen, the monster will be either right behind or right in front of you in the next medium-shot.

 

(from: http://www.jabootu.com/beastyucca.htm )

[Placebo Effect 0]

What a fucking joke. Monster Kane loves Lita. It's like King Kong and the bitch in the building or something. Lita is going to take Matt Hardy back, completely forgetting that he broke her heart just months ago. And Matt Hardy thinks he has a chance at beating Kane in the WWE world.

I have faith that they may handle the Hardy/Lita situation half decently. The old movie cliche is that if a monster killer is chasing you, you build up such adrenaline and fear that embracing the asshole character, the one who pissed you off, etc. doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary.

 

However, if they're making out next week, fuck 'em.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Kane fears Fit Finlay.

Thanks.

And with good reason.

 

Remember, Finlay is the winner of the Hardcore Trophy back from WCW.

[AndrewTS 0]

Here's Coach. Glad to see WWE is building new stars.

[Drury37 0]

Kane fears Fit Finlay.

Thanks.

And with good reason.

 

Remember, Finlay is the winner of the Hardcore Trophy back from WCW.

This man has a point.

Thanks.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

For some reason, I'd like Coach to become the new Heenan.

 

Or, at the very least, the next Jimmy Hart.

 

MR. MIST!

[Downhome 0]

I love Coach more and more every single week. I really hope he becomes a full time manager with a stable of wrestlers.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Yeah Coach is one of the young stars they're building to make up for HHH's movie filming absense.

[razazteca 0]

WOW TAJIRI SPEAKS!

[Ted the Poster 0]

You are RIAR!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Tajiri calling Coach a riar! Go Tajiri!

[Anakin Flair 0]

This is why Tajiri shouldn't talk.

[Mearl267 0]

Tajiri is cool. But jesus christ, this isn't going to get either over.

 

I LOVE the generic jap gimmick though.

[Guest JMA]

Heh. A WrestleCrap sign.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Oooh, Coach is ruling here... ouch.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

This is why Tajiri shouldn't talk.

I don't know...it's kinda funny yet cool. If he would randomly start cussing in Japanese it would be Gold!

[Guest JMA]

Triple H to beat up some lower-carders...

[AndrewTS 0]

Speaking of which, here's HHH to give his rub to this angle.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

So now HHH is going to play "Time to squash the random jobber"?

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Poor Tajiri Getting made fun of by Coach and Coach can't sell the kicks. Barely even a pop for him kicking Coach.

 

And now HHH has to interrupt Tajiri time.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

KICK OF DEATH!

 

...OK...why HHH now?

 

...He wanting to relive his match with Taka using Tajiri?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

HHH is my hero.

 

And yours too.

[Mearl267 0]

Don't do it Crips. Not to Tajiri. Please.

[Downhome 0]

Ummm, I liked Tajiri speaking, and the crowd seemed to respond to him also.