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When I saw this on the main board, I was incredibly excited, thinking this marked the return of mr. x spooky secret phantom man. I am awfully disappointed. 0/10.

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This guy reminds me of a friend that used to say sir at least 50 times a day. You surely are behind the times when it comes to saying sir. Make something new, ass.

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Guest Lemmycake

Oh Dear!

 

A man of my stature is not used to such negative comments!

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Welcome to the board, Lemmycake. I sincerely hope that you last longer than "The Lukester", who told us wonderfully fascinating stories about bird-watching. What do you like to do in your spare time?

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Guest Lemmycake

Oh Dear!

 

This negative response makes Lemmy unhappy, a man of my stature will try hard to prove you good sirs wrong!

 

Here is Lemmy Comic #1 for you!

 

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Bullshit.

You suck though.

Compared to you, no.

Do you read the shit that you type and actually believe it, or are you just trying to do this cool/aloof/"I don't care what you have to say, because I'm the shit" thing in a desperate attempt to seem cool? I'm leaning towards the latter.

 

Anyways, don't fuck with Hermit. He'll cut you.

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Bullshit.

You suck though.

Compared to you, no.

So says the guy with the worst avatar slogan in history.

Oh My! Lemmy appears to have a follower!

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Bullshit.

You suck though.

Compared to you, no.

Do you read the shit that you type and actually believe it, or are you just trying to do this cool/aloof/"I don't care what you have to say, because I'm the shit" thing in a desperate attempt to seem cool? I'm leaning towards the latter.

 

Anyways, don't fuck with Hermit. He'll cut you.

No, I know I'm not the shit, and neither are you. The best poster on this board is Piss and that's because of the witty comments that he makes. And by the way, I only believe reality.

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Bullshit.

You suck though.

Compared to you, no.

Do you read the shit that you type and actually believe it, or are you just trying to do this cool/aloof/"I don't care what you have to say, because I'm the shit" thing in a desperate attempt to seem cool? I'm leaning towards the latter.

 

Anyways, don't fuck with Hermit. He'll cut you.

No, I know I'm not the shit, and neither are you. The best poster on this board is Piss and that's because of the witty comments that he makes. And by the way, I only believe reality.

Rule 1: Don't take yourself so seriously.

 

Rule 2: Same as rule 1.

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And by the way, I only believe reality.

But...But...

 

You never believed in Santa Claus?

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And by the way, I only believe reality.

But...But...

 

You never believed in Santa Claus?

What about the tooth fairy?

We were all just in it for the cash.

 

Admit it.

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Not the tooth fairy, but I only believed in Santa Claus until I was two when I saw my mom and dad putting stuff under the tree.

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And by the way, I only believe reality.

But...But...

 

You never believed in Santa Claus?

What about the tooth fairy?

We were all just in it for the cash.

 

Admit it.

I'm onto my third set of falsers.

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Guest Lemmycake

Please good sirs! Good behaviour and manners are important to a man of my stature!

 

Here is another Lemmy comic! This is from my day job working at the robot factory!

 

p489400.jpg

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Not the tooth fairy, but I only believed in Santa Claus until I was two when I saw my mom and dad putting stuff under the tree.

OMG YOU BIG BoY YOU!

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Not the tooth fairy, but I only believed in Santa Claus until I was two when I saw my mom and dad putting stuff under the tree.

Did you know it's been scientifically proven that 99% of people can't remember anything before they were 3.

 

Either you're in the 1% (which I doubt you're in the top 1% of anything) or you are a liar.

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