Guest Quik Report post Posted April 27, 2004 So, did anyone find it extra hilarious last night when JR was exclaiming how Kane was forcing himself on Lita after intimidating her, considering we all sat through Katie Vick a few months ago? Anyway, where does this go? Does Kane kill Lita before having his way with her? Does Lita get turned on by the man who Shane killed? Does everyone's favorite pseudo-homosexual Jeff Hardy return, only to fight with Lita over who will be the recipiant of Kane's hot, sweaty, fire-grilled man-sausage? Opinions people, I need opinions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 and i thought this would be a decent thread to offer possible debates over this particular storyline... then I read the last sentance nyuk nyuk nyuk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 I'm personally a Jeff Hardy mark, his 2002-2003 record not withstanding. His ladder match with UT for the Undisputed title was a fucking awesome match, something you'd be hard pressed to get out of either man at that point in time. I'm hoping that this angle does lead to Jeff coming back, if only to reunite the Hardy Boyz as a tag team. RAW needs new teams and it'll give Matt something to do besides job on HeAT. Hey... a reunion worked for the Dudleyz. Why not the Hardyz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 27, 2004 I can sum it up in one word..... WRESTLECRAP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Because Jeff can't wrestle, and would overshadow Matt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbondrage99 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Does anyone else love Litas near porn star acting while all this was going down? And by near porn star acting I mean not as good. Im sure somewhere Jenna Jameson is saying I could of done a better acting job. Anyways aside from the bad acting I find it funny. I find it even more funny that TSN where I have to watch Raw every week censored it. Well I guess a kiss between Lita & Kane is quite grotesque. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What_ever Report post Posted April 27, 2004 If Kane kills Lita off of TV, I'm all for it. ~I's be yo' mamma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 I just hope Matt snaps and eventually gets the better of Kane like Jericho once did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 The necrophilia angle was Sept. of '02, more than a few months ago. As for last night, when watching Kane stalk Lita in the ring, one of my friends said "They're gonna say he reminds her of Katie Vick". I personally don't get how a Kane/Hardy feud can be good for either guy (Kane's character is dead and Matt is over but buried), and I doubt even a swerve like Lita hooking up with Kane and making Matt the jaded babyface out for revenge would work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 Kane just wants some love. What's Lita's freaking problem? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 I could be wrong, but when some one tries to rape a girl their priority isn't usually to stroke their hair or kiss them, right? Poor Kane. He's probably going to have to risk sticking his tongue in that mouth... However, Kane pulling the Torgo maneuver on the Thing Called Lita was hilarious. It's far better than her wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted April 27, 2004 and i thought this would be a decent thread to offer possible debates over this particular storyline... then I read the last sentance nyuk nyuk nyuk You can still have debates over the topic. One joke doesn't ruin the whole thing. "I just hope Matt snaps and eventually gets the better of Kane like Jericho once did. " No way in hell. If Shane couldn't kill him, Matt Hardy can't. The only man who could logically kill Kane is none other than... STEVE BLACKMAN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 However, Kane pulling the Torgo maneuver on the Thing Called Lita was hilarious. It's far better than her wrestling. LMAO @ the MST3K reference. Hopefully Matt Hardy fares better than Hal Warren did in that film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2004 However, Kane pulling the Torgo maneuver on the Thing Called Lita was hilarious. It's far better than her wrestling. LMAO @ the MST3K reference. Hopefully Matt Hardy fares better than Hal Warren did in that film. Probably he will, but the Fifis are still very lucky they're on Smackdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2004 Lita will turn into a goth chick and follow Kane around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 28, 2004 i have a feeling this leads to another stupid Kane falls in love angle...it would mark the 18th variation of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace Report post Posted April 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steve Blackman anyway? I always marked out for his theme music. Head Cheese would definitely spice up the tag team division on Smackdown. In all seriousness though, I don't want to see the Hardyz reform. I was somewhat optimistic when Matt came out last night still using the Version 1.0 music and video, but you know that's going by the wayside if they reform. Doesn't the WWE remember how stale the Hardyz were before they broke up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2004 So, did anyone find it extra hilarious last night when JR was exclaiming how Kane was forcing himself on Lita after intimidating her, considering we all sat through Katie Vick a few months ago? Anyway, where does this go? Does Kane kill Lita before having his way with her? Does Lita get turned on by the man who Shane killed? Does everyone's favorite pseudo-homosexual Jeff Hardy return, only to fight with Lita over who will be the recipiant of Kane's hot, sweaty, fire-grilled man-sausage? Opinions people, I need opinions! I could hardly get through that paragraph without crying at the fact that most of that stuff either really took place and/or is going to happen in the near future(in the wrestling world of course, but still...UGH). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2004 Whatever happened to Steve Blackman anyway? I always marked out for his theme music. Head Cheese would definitely spice up the tag team division on Smackdown. Smackdown is so terrible these days that could only help. *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
