Guest Astro Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Breaking News--J.R. To Join The Oh Brother Tour Posted by: Honky Tonk Man Rumors are flying like batsh*t off the ceiling that Good Ol' Jim Ross is about to dedicate his soul to the raiders of the covenant. Namely the Oh Brother Tour with Ted Dibiase ("give me that god damn collection plate you fu*king morons.") As for you other sorry ass, broken down, ass kissing wrestlers, who have bought into my bullsh*t, you know who you are. You are the ones who only want a payday for laying on your ass and wanting me to get you to heaven. I say, keep your arena rat infested hands out of this fucking plate, because it is all mine. I paid you sorry fucks 5 bills, now get the fuck back to your fat ass complaining wives till I call you again and dangle a few less dollars in front of you so you think I will give you a free ticket to the pearly gates. Just kidding, but I thought it was funny except for one thing, would J.R. let his daughter be alone with Jacko Jerry the Kink? ----- Flair Gets Hot Over Terminology Posted by: Honky Tonk Man Seems the old Nature Boy got hot around the collar when a reporter was using "inside" terminology while interviewing the washed up old shit bag. Flair you have no one to blame but yourself for people being smart to the business. You have had the same match that consisted of the front face bump, flip up over the top turn buckle, run down the apron, climb up to the top rope and get slammed while bracing your fall with your right arm for the last 30 years. If that wasn't enough, you put your skinny, bag of bones son on TV. He must have weighed 160 lbs. soaking wet and could not wrestle his way out of a paper bag. And you call your book writer an idiot! Give me a break Flair. The biggest idiot is you. The people who read these dip shit books want to read a story as if it was happening on the inside, not some made up bullshit like Chester the Molester Jacko Jerry put out. By the way Flair, did you help with Arn's drug and alcohol rehab bill? If he had not had his head so far up your ass for the last 25 years as he followed you to every cowboy club on earth for your "whooo" party tonight Arn bullshit, he might not have needed rehab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 He's right about the second part, but the first was rather unnecessary. Gee, does anyone sense some excessive anger and bitterness overall in this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Honky is funny sometimes. His internet feud with Lawler was PRICELESS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 29, 2004 I'm kind of torn here. I LIKE Flair's matches and character, but he did come off as kind of a dick in that UK article. Honky is right about Flair's attitude, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 While Honky's a bit, oh, bitter and perhaps slightly insane, he has a point in terms of Flair doing the same spots over and over. I like Flair, and he's put on some great matches, but I just sort of groan when he does the top rope flip in every goddamn match despite it not working about 99% of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtic Jobber 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 I agree with Honky Tonk Man 97.8%. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Just kidding, but I thought it was funny except for one thing, would J.R. let his daughter be alone with Jacko Jerry the Kink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dazed Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Wow, he's silly. If he's genuinely pissed with Ric for being pissed about the "inside terms" (which are less and less inside now), then why not refute the points properly, instead of "omg you had teh saim mach every nite". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Wow, he's silly. If he's genuinely pissed with Ric for being pissed about the "inside terms" (which are less and less inside now), then why not refute the points properly, instead of "omg you had teh saim mach every nite". Ah, but that wouldn't be the Honky Tonk way. Seriously, you expect something coming out of his mouth to be civilized and proper? Dude's rather pissed at everyone and everything these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dazed Report post Posted April 29, 2004 (edited) Wow, he's silly. If he's genuinely pissed with Ric for being pissed about the "inside terms" (which are less and less inside now), then why not refute the points properly, instead of "omg you had teh saim mach every nite". Ah, but that wouldn't be the Honky Tonk way. Seriously, you expect something coming out of his mouth to be civilized and proper? Dude's rather pissed at everyone and everything these days. Touché. What happened to make him so bitter? I figured he'd be on somewhat good terms with WWE, since he appeared at the Rumble a few years back. Or is it just, as I suspect, a cheap publicity job? Edited April 29, 2004 by nikjohns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 HTM is funny, but he's also an idiot. He's always been jealous of Flair and he even once claimed he was just a big a draw as Hogan in the 80's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 While he always makes good points...he just always comes off like a washed up bitter asshole with nothing better to do then to try and start more online feuds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Posting that way is HTM's gimmick/image (although it's probably not far from the truth). It gets him attention, and that's what he's looking for. I don't really blame him, it'd be tough to go from being a 'somebody' to being a 'nobody'. And if this is how he gets to see his name recognized, it's what he's going to do. (see also, Tom Zenk) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest duck420 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 shit if i was a fat retired wrestler i would say the same shit just to get people to buy my merchandise. i think honkey just likes to fuck with people. i love it when people snap on jr and jerry lawler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted April 29, 2004 On the WWE's payroll: Happy and content with saying the company line. Off the WWE's payroll: Bitter and angry that thy're not on the WWE's payroll. It was the same way with Piper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hot Ticket Report post Posted April 29, 2004 Well Ric Van Winkle ate a lot of own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhenDanSaysJump 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 He's cool! He's cocky! He's a crazy bitter old fuck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2004 it is kind of useless to take sides on these kind of things. I mean in reality it is two washed up wrestlers that are shells of their former selves, and shouldn't be in a wrestling ring anymore. So instead of taking sides about who is more bitter, just enjoy the fact that they are willing to come online and expose the shit out of each other's downfalls........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted April 29, 2004 He's cool! He's cocky! He's a crazy bitter old fuck! Are you talking about HTM or Flair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted April 29, 2004 I miss Tom Zenk's rants. Did he die or something? Maybe no one found the body yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
