Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 ...none of you people would ever know. Someone would be looking through old threads one day and realize that I hadn't been around for a while. Nevermortal would post a picture of a newly colourful Cockstrider and ask "Where's Thumbtack?", and cynicalhatemongerfromhell would say "That asshole doesn't answer his pm's anymore" and CWM would say "Red Hot thumvbtak In Teh Eye hsn't posted in forev" and Bring Back Charlie Ward would say something really retarded, to which AoO would reply "Shut up, Gaytime" before proclaiming "I never got the chance to tell him that I really love Black Metal the most". Popick would come in and say something reasonably unrelated, prompting another poster to post a pic of him ballroom dancing. Point is, in the event of my mysterious and untimely death, I've hired an elite group of international assassins to brutally wipe out every poster who has ever posted on this forum and burn the server to the ground. If I go, everyone goes.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 I wouldn't say something retarded, considering you magically started to hate my guts. I probably wouldn't post at all (hears faded cheering)
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 30, 2004 Author Report Posted April 30, 2004 @ IDRM and BBCW, I want you to make another post in this thread. But I want you to spend at least 7.5 seconds thinking of it's content and composition. Let's call it...a litmus test.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 How did you get that .gif in your sig to loop without any recognizable features?
MrRant Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 That's because IDRM appreciates a good corpse fucking. Unlike that ungrateful bastard Banky/Chevy/Canuck Bastard.
Slayer Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 I demand that Thumbtack be buried in full battle gear... i.e., loincloth and sword How did you get that .gif in your sig to loop without any recognizable features? If you look close enough, you can tell where the break is. It still loops pretty well though
Ripper Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 I'd probably poke you with my pokin stick. I always poke dead people with my pokin stick. Except this one time this guy was just sleep and said "Stop PokiNG me with THAT stick." After about 10 minutes I figured he wasn't dead.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Red Hot thumvbtak In Teh Eye hsn't posted in forev
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Red Hot thumvbtak In Teh Eye hsn't posted in forev That is the worst typing job I have ever witnessed in my life. Its almost like an entirely different language. Kudos to that dumbass CWM.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 you're an idiot. Bring Back Banky
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 you're an idiot. Bring Back Banky Who is the idiot...?
Stephen Joseph Posted April 30, 2004 Report Posted April 30, 2004 Reasonably related point: Swing dancing, not ballroom dancing =)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 I thought you were supposed to be dead..
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted May 2, 2004 Author Report Posted May 2, 2004 If I was dead, you all would be to. That's how the deal works. So if one day you suddenly find that you have passed on, you'll know why
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