JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Wow, I'm not watching Heat and already this is really funny. The good news about tonight's show: No Hogan vs. Piper. And speaking of...is there ANY chance this show will be better than JD 2003? Because that show sucked ass too.
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 I will try to update often tonight and make plenty of entertaining insults for those of you following along on the thread. I wonder how many people are actually going to be in attendance for this thing?
SamoaRowe Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Anyone dare me to order the show tonight? I'm seriously tempted, I'm in need of a good laugh
Repo Man jr Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Anyone dare me to order the show tonight? I'm seriously tempted, I'm in need of a good laugh I dare you
k thx Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 It looks like everyone is outside watching Ivory. Blame them?
iliketurtles Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 And speaking of...is there ANY chance this show will be better than JD 2003? Because that show sucked ass too. Compared to this shit, JD 2003 was is like Wrestlemania 17.
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Anyone dare me to order the show tonight? I'm seriously tempted, I'm in need of a good laugh Come on, I need someone watching it besides me!!! So who'll get the blame for the horrible numbers this PPV does? Or do they just not care?
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 What an awful promo for Kenzo. Just him yelling a bunch?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 "Rare Appearence...the first time on PPV since WrestleMania for the Undertaker!" -Michael Cole It's the first Smackdown Pay-Per-View SINCE WrestleMania, cock-sucking, bad-haircutted asshole.
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Joe, I think I might watch it. Yes! The more people that can crack jokes with me, the better.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Hahahahaha. This promo with Booker T at the fortune teller reminds me of Pee Wee's Big Adventure. "I see...a BICYCLE..." "Wh-where is it?" "It's at...THE ALAMO." "Alamo...!" "In the basement!"
Guest TigerDriver91 Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 I watched Heat for two minutes before shutting off the television.
Guest JMA Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 It should be illegal for Michael Cole to say the word "hell."
iliketurtles Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Seriously...you have to be desperate for some form of entertainment (even if that) if you order this show tonight. I mean...I can't even think of one redeeming thing that will come from this show. And usually I can. I will say that the end of the Booker/Taker video was kind of cool. But that's not worth ordering the show, lOL.
Nevermortal Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Oh my god, they are doing the Voodoo gimmick with him. God dammit.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 OH MY GOD Booker T is gonna become voodoo man. They're trying every desperate trick to get buyrates.
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 "Rare Appearence...the first time on PPV since WrestleMania for the Undertaker!" -Michael Cole It's the first Smackdown Pay-Per-View SINCE WrestleMania, cock-sucking, bad-haircutted asshole. Wow, Cole's pouring on the shit tonight, huh?
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Booker T is so boring. Bring on the "voodoo". Can't be any worse.
Guest TigerDriver91 Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Will they start announcing voodoo man Booker T from Haiti or Africa now?
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 OH MY GOD Booker T is gonna become voodoo man. They're trying every desperate trick to get buyrates. Yeah, that's what Meltzer said. It's gonna be Booker Shango. *SIGH* I hope this PPV gives me my $6 worth...it's going to be close, though.
SamoaRowe Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Wow, sounds like an eventful episode of Heat thus far. If I order the show, I have to watch it in another room, so I wouldn't be able to crack jokes with the rest of you. Is the webcast worth ordering?
Downhome Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Looking at Booker T in that video package, he really does have the look to pull something crazy like that off though. His hair, that serious look in his face, and his voice.
Guest TigerDriver91 Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Rey's black mask looked really cool Mmmmmmmmm Ivory
iliketurtles Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 LMFAO @ Michael Cole's reaction to Tazz. That was hilarious.
JoeDirt Posted May 16, 2004 Report Posted May 16, 2004 Wow, sounds like an eventful episode of Heat thus far. If I order the show, I have to watch it in another room, so I wouldn't be able to crack jokes with the rest of you. Is the webcast worth ordering? Well, you save $20 from the regular order. And if you have high speed, the connection is usually pretty good.
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