Guest Redhawk Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 My roommate asked me this recently: If you had a 1-hour sit-down interview with any sports personality, and they had to be totally honest and forthcoming with you, who would it be and what would you ask them? I would take Mike Tyson. Not only is he one of my favorite athletes ever, he's one of the more complex, interesting athletes I've heard of. Plus, I want to hear his side of what went down with Desiree Washington, Don King and Evander Holyfield. I'd also want to ask O.J. what his involvement was in Nicole's murder.
Jorge Gorgeous Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 I'd like to sit down with Michael Jordan. Not for any scandelous reasons, hes just incredibly engaging and seems like he'd be fun to talk to. I'd also like to sit down with Warren Sapp and Tony Siragusa, have some beer, and watch a football game - I love The Goose and Warren Sapp would be full of valuable... we'll call it "insight."
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Tom Jackson: I'd spend the whole hour mocking this stupid assclown. If not him, then a certain manager from the Chicago area...
alfdogg Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 I think it was you who called him that. May have been someone else.
Guest OctoberBlood Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 CHRIS SAAAAABOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Erm. Current: Sean Casey Past: Jose Rijo & Pete Rose
nl5xsk1 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Current: Anna Kournikova. In a hot-tub. While sipping cocktails. Past: Probably Bobby Orr, or just one of the other Bruins during their hey-day (Espo, Sanderson, Cheevers).
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 An asian country's female gymnastics squad. The topic: The MDMA in the water pitcher in front of them.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 I think it was you who called him that. May have been someone else. It was me. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG~!!! No "whoosh" Ripper? I'd ask Racist Dusty why he left a Latino in at shortstop in Game 6 of the NLCS when he KNEW the weather was cold and a white player would probably not have made such a fielding error. And if I was interviewing TJ, I'd ask him if he had any little white kids ask him if it's OK for them to play baseball in the heat after what Racist Dusty said. And Ripper, the thread's topic is "interview," not "have sex with." At least for my sake I hope it is or I'm in serious trouble...
Guest Redhawk Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 I couldn't even interview Serena. Even when I have to interview superfine girls for my school paper, I can't focus.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Oh you focus, just not on the words coming out of their mouth...
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Jeremy Roenick or Charles Barkley, both opinionated and cool. Plus two funny muthafuckas.
Guest Choken One Posted May 7, 2004 Report Posted May 7, 2004 Barkley or Jimmy Spencer. God knows what those two fat fucks will say.
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