OAO Velocity Thread

[Guest Real F'n Show]

from wwe.com:

 

Velocity preview for May 8, 2004

 

Since joining forces with Theodore Long, Mark Jindrak has been on a roll, and this week on Velocity he will try to continue his hot streak when he faces Scotty 2 Hotty. Will Jindrak’s new-found mean streak prevail, or will the veteran Scotty 2 Hotty find a way to win? Find out on Velocity.

 

Also on Velocity, the WWE Tag Team Champions Rico & Charlie Haas will be in action … and that always means some entertaining and flamboyant antics from Rico. Find out what he will do this Saturday on Velocity.

 

Velocity will also take a look back at a wild night of SmackDown! this week that included a very emotional evening for the Guerrero family. Catch all of the highlights this week on Velocity at 7/6 PM CT on Spike TV.

 

2 matches? And where's Paul London been lately? The Smackdown brand really blows.

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2 matches? And where's Paul London been lately? The Smackdown brand really blows.

London's on the show tonight.

 

Announced matches:

Jamie Noble v. Spike Dudley.

Akio v. Orlando Jordan

Scotty II Hotty v. Mark Jindrak.

Rico / Charlie Haas v. London / Kidman.

[Guest JMA]

I really love Jindrak's new gimmick.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Teddy Long gets ten points for using the line "I love ya like a fat kid love cake".

 

And yes, I know that line is from a 50 Cent song.

[Nevermortal 0]

Jindrak reminds me of Lemonhead from The Shield.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Jindrak reminds me of Matt Morgan with a little less muscle mass and no goatee. He should start yelling "YEAH!" for no reason in matches like Morgan did.

 

Come back Matt, we miss you.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Knoble jobbing to Spike = teh suck

[Guest Choken One]

they need to revaluate the time slot thing...even though im doing nothing...i totally forgot bout this.

[Anakin Flair 0]

I love Rico's entrance.

[Downhome 0]

My God what a Bridging German Suplex.

[Guest Choken One]

Am I the only one disturbed that the crowd popped for the first kiss attempt?

 

Neways. fun match.

 

But as always London drastically misused here.

[Anakin Flair 0]

That looked BRUTAL.

I LOVED it.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason? I mean the guy has charisma, and he's just what the cruiserweight division needs (besides Jackie not being champ of course).

[Guest Choken One]

I'm still holding out hope that the whole Jacquline thing was just done so Chavo can MURDER her next week and thus vacate the title and set up a 8 man tournament.

[razazteca 0]

My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason? I mean the guy has charisma, and he's just what the cruiserweight division needs (besides Jackie not being champ of course).

No cruiserweight shall ever overshadow the hosses.

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My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason?

When's the last time London's won a match in WWE anyway? He's almost a jobber now, it seems.

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I don't think he has...we should all make an effort to boycott SuckDown! and start watching Velocity in droves(is that a word)...I'll get every single person I know to start watching Velocity even if they've never even watched the WWE before because SD! has become a terrible place for wrestlers...

[JoeDirt 0]

I taped Velocity and I'm watching it now...

 

Jindrak has the robe now? He's a COMPLETE ripoff of Luger now? Wow.

[JoeDirt 0]

Jordan vs. Akio now. Poor Yang is a big jobber, and it seems like Sakoda never even wrestles.

[JoeDirt 0]

"Rico going for a kiss on London! This is GREAT, Bill!!!!"

[DangerousDamon 0]

My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason?

When's the last time London's won a match in WWE anyway? He's almost a jobber now, it seems.

I believe the last match Paul London has won was back in March the week after WM 20. He and Kidman beat Akio and Sakoda I think after London hit a 450 splash. Yes that's right. A 450.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason?

When's the last time London's won a match in WWE anyway? He's almost a jobber now, it seems.

I believe the last match Paul London has won was back in March the week after WM 20. He and Kidman beat Akio and Sakoda I think after London hit a 450 splash. Yes that's right. A 450.

It was Akio and Tajiri and it was a good match.

 

I'm all for the boycott of Smackdown and watching Velocity in droves, since the last time I watched Smackdown was when Rey fought Eddie for the title. Wouldn't it be great if the Velocity TV rating surpassed Smackdown's? Too bad it'll never happen.

[razazteca 0]

Anybody want to explain why Spike Dudley no longer wears a shirt?

[Guest Real F'n Show]

So he can show off his gigantic muscles?

[DangerousDamon 0]

My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason?

When's the last time London's won a match in WWE anyway? He's almost a jobber now, it seems.

I believe the last match Paul London has won was back in March the week after WM 20. He and Kidman beat Akio and Sakoda I think after London hit a 450 splash. Yes that's right. A 450.

It was Akio and Tajiri and it was a good match.

 

I'm all for the boycott of Smackdown and watching Velocity in droves, since the last time I watched Smackdown was when Rey fought Eddie for the title. Wouldn't it be great if the Velocity TV rating surpassed Smackdown's? Too bad it'll never happen.

I never said it was a bad match.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

My god, why can't they just use London on Smackdown? Have they ever given a reason?

When's the last time London's won a match in WWE anyway? He's almost a jobber now, it seems.

I believe the last match Paul London has won was back in March the week after WM 20. He and Kidman beat Akio and Sakoda I think after London hit a 450 splash. Yes that's right. A 450.

It was Akio and Tajiri and it was a good match.

 

I'm all for the boycott of Smackdown and watching Velocity in droves, since the last time I watched Smackdown was when Rey fought Eddie for the title. Wouldn't it be great if the Velocity TV rating surpassed Smackdown's? Too bad it'll never happen.

I never said it was a bad match.

Sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like you thought it was bad. Bad wording on my part, I just meant that I thought the match was good.

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I don't think he has...we should all make an effort to boycott SuckDown! and start watching Velocity in droves(is that a word)...I'll get every single person I know to start watching Velocity even if they've never even watched the WWE before because SD! has become a terrible place for wrestlers...

Unless you or anyone you know has a Neilsen rating box, it's not gonna make any difference,

[Guest Coffey]

Unless you or anyone you know has a Neilsen rating box, it's not gonna make any difference,

That's not entirely true. A lot of capable companys can monitor their customers viewing habits and record them. Especially if you use one of those swank cable provider cable boxes.

[razazteca 0]

What about Tivo, does that monitor customers habits?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Anybody want to explain why Spike Dudley no longer wears a shirt?

First things first - I want to find out why he actually beats people.