Guest reshad974 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 From his blog : "I am moving there because I needed to find a new place anyway, and wanted to move in with my girlfriend and she didn't want to come to Edmonton and thus be really far away from her family. I'm already far away from my family, so it was less of a big deal to me to move out here. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Man, there are just way too many witty remarks coming to me all at once. None the least of which is...what does this have to do with wrestling? oh got another one. He's in for a shock when he realizes the girlfriend he found on match.com is actually a man that looks very similar to him...etc etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Jesus CHRIST, who cares? Oh, here come more revolutionary "OMG SCOTT KEITH IS FAT!" jokes! I mean, I don't care for him at all, but at some point doesn't reiterating the same thing in these threads seemingly every couple weeks or month get, oh, old? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Scott Keith is fat???????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Just so nobody else needs to post here let me get this out of the way.... SK is gay SK is fat SK sucks balls SK is really ugly SK's reviews suck now I got those out of the way, I'd be curious to see what else needs to be said here........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 You forgot about his hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 How about SK kisses his Chris Benoit poster every night before he goes to sleep. But then Ray and half this board probably does too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 what does this have to do with wrestling? WWE hardly ever goes to saskatoon, we won't get this fun live reports anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thuganomics 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Was this posted to bring about anti-Keith posters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Alright, I've seen enough fat and ugly people and quite frankly, to make jokes at their expense is pretty much tired to me. But Scott Keith is the weirdest looking man I've ever seen. I don't think he's human, or at least his hair isn't. That thing is like a swirl of brown cotton candy that's begging to jump right off his gigantic head. Oh who am I kidding.... SCOTTKEITHISFATLOL2004OMG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I think he's a rather cute guy and I am not joking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 From his blog : "I am moving there because I needed to find a new place anyway, and wanted to move in with my girlfriend and she didn't want to come to Edmonton and thus be really far away from her family. I'm already far away from my family, so it was less of a big deal to me to move out here. " Who ... the fuck ... cares? How is this worthy of its own thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 10, 2004 banplz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 From his blog : "I am moving there because I needed to find a new place anyway, and wanted to move in with my girlfriend and she didn't want to come to Edmonton and thus be really far away from her family. I'm already far away from my family, so it was less of a big deal to me to move out here. " Who ... the fuck ... cares? How is this worthy of its own thread? because he is a legend in the IWC, you can't deny that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 From his blog : "I am moving there because I needed to find a new place anyway, and wanted to move in with my girlfriend and she didn't want to come to Edmonton and thus be really far away from her family. I'm already far away from my family, so it was less of a big deal to me to move out here. " Who ... the fuck ... cares? How is this worthy of its own thread? because he is a legend in the IWC, you can't deny that. Can so. Note to self: All you have to do to become a "legend" is write up a bunch of reviews where you brainwash a whole herd of mindless people to think exactly like you, while at the same time inserting various inaccurate facts to back up your stupid opinion. What's next, a thread about what brand toothpaste he uses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Crest, I believe. Well, either that or Cheese Whiz (LOLPERFECTLYACCEPTABLEFATJOKE2004~!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I think all we need now for this thread to be a complete success is to have a Scott Keith PIC~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I think he's a rather cute guy and I am not joking. Shutup, cousin fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I notion this thread be moved to HD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulfistgut 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Reshad, methinks your new angle in your everlasting quest to create a classic quest has failed. Rather than create a Coward and Wilde inspired thread full of witticisms galore at the arch-wrestling-nerd's expense you've created a thread which is dying very quickly and thus have had to fall back on your 'strangely homo' gimmick to create any reaction. On the other hand you may seriously believe people care and nothing you've said was intended sarcastically or to bait other posters. I don't know which option is worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrainYou42 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Edit: Nevermind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I think all we need now for this thread to be a complete success is to have a Scott Keith PIC~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Reshad, methinks your new angle in your everlasting quest to create a classic quest has failed. Rather than create a Coward and Wilde inspired thread full of witticisms galore at the arch-wrestling-nerd's expense you've created a thread which is dying very quickly and thus have had to fall back on your 'strangely homo' gimmick to create any reaction. On the other hand you may seriously believe people care and nothing you've said was intended sarcastically or to bait other posters. I don't know which option is worse. very good analysis. option 2 is correct. my quest to create a classic threat will be fullfilled someday , mark my words, but for now, I am not working for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest reshad974 Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I think all we need now for this thread to be a complete success is to have a Scott Keith PIC~! You're telling me this guy is not cute ?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Well, either that or Cheese Whiz (LOLPERFECTLYACCEPTABLEFATJOKE2004~!) I laughed. I cried. I laughed again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted May 10, 2004 Isn't incest illegal in Canada? Otherwise, I find it hard ANYONE would be attracted to Scott Keith. I'm not gonna make the same tired jokes, but GOD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted May 10, 2004 I'm closing this thread. New rule: Unless a thread is being started to discuss a WRESTLING-RELATED OPINION Scott Keith has, *do not* start threads about him. He does not write for this site. 411 has its own board. He has a blog and you can talk to him there. Him moving is not wrestling news, nor is it news that has anything to do with any of the folders here. If you want to talk about how much you hate him without talking about wrestling, I suppose a thread in HD is acceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites