Oldschool commentary Hilarity

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Jesse at wm 4 during steamboat-valentine

 

I don't think the hammer should try to m atch up hold for hold with steamboat, I think he definately should cheat

 

I was shocked that gorilla din't go off on him for that

 

heenan at wm 8 during bret-piper

 

"use it, use it, waffle him with it, remember the old saying-what the hell, use the bell"

 

 

 

lawler at wm 10 about little richard -was that his real voice or was his underwear too tight?

 

king at wm 11

For those of you who dont know, football is a game in which 11 men spend several hours trying to move a small object 100 yards, it just like the post office

 

I know stus watching with his orthopedic tuxedo -wm 10 during owen-bret

 

about the harts- I wouldn't beleieve them if their tounges were notorized.

 

man king used to be good before his exit in 01 especially from 93-96ish

 

 

wm 4 during the islanders/heenan vs koko/bulldogs match

jesse: well it looks like heenan is saving himself dont you think gorilla?

Gorilla: Yea for the senior prom maybe

 

 

 

I also liked wm 8 aftyer lex luger had his promo heenan was mocking goriall behind his back and putting up the rabbit ears lmao

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Heyman and JR from Rebellion 2001, during a DDP/Big Show match.

 

JR: Boy, I'd hate to take a long car-ride with that guy (DDP)

 

Heyman: Oh, I have. He's a hoot. He's even helping me get over my sarcasm.

 

JR: Well it's not working.

 

Heyman: It's NOT!?! I am so SHOCKED!!!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Jim Ross: Why don't you kiss my ass!

Heyman: What is with you and wanting me to kiss your ass?! (says something about Oklahomians I think)

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Wm9

 

Heenan: Why is it ross everytime you describe the action in the ring you go back to your Senior Prom?

 

JR: Huh?

 

Heenan: Well you said it was like two bulls in there, I know what those Oklahoma girls look like..

 

Actually there is alot of golden nuggets of hilarity by Heenan on JR at Wm9

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WrestleMania IX:

 

Savage: "Is Luna from Oklahoma?"

JR: "Absolutely not."

Heenan: "Of course not. She's pretty."

 

 

WrestleMania III, just before Koko B. Ware vs. Butch Reed:

 

Ventura: "Of course, you know the B stands for Buckwheat."

Monsoon: "It does not."

Ventura: "Oh yes it does. I understand he has a brother, too, named Stimey."

Monsoon: "Will you stop?"

Ventura: "Wears a derby."

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During a Jericho/Juvy match on Thunder (I think), Jericho hit Juvy with a backbreaker, only Tony was a bit excited and blurted out "BRECKBREAKER!" Not stopping there, he then proceeds to call a choke by Jericho on Juvy a bit later about 1.5 seconds before Jericho actually applied it.

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Brain : (commenting on Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song)

"That's my second favorite song"

Gorilla : "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?"

Brain : "All the rest are tied"

 

(Bobby on Kerry Von Erich and his Tornado Punch)

Brain: "Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!"

 

Heenan: I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!!

Schiavone: Tell us, Bobby, who?

Heenan: He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!

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Lawler on the Summerslam match between Jericho vs Benoit

 

Jerry Lawler: I Know who is gonna win the 2 out of 3 match JR.

 

JR: Who?

 

Jerry Lawler: Chris Will definately win.

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Lawler on the Summerslam match between Jericho vs Benoit

 

Jerry Lawler: I Know who is gonna win the 2 out of 3 match JR.

 

JR: Who?

 

Jerry Lawler: Chris Will definately win.

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Lawler on the Summerslam match between Jericho vs Benoit

 

Jerry Lawler: I Know who is gonna win the 2 out of 3 match JR.

 

JR: Who?

 

Jerry Lawler: Chris Will definately win.

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Joey Styles: "Al Snow got a little head and finally got some respect. Yes, I said it. I think it's funny. And if my mom's listening... ::very meekly:: Sorry Mom."

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Joey Styles: "Al Snow got a little head and finally got some respect. Yes, I said it. I think it's funny. And if my mom's listening... ::very meekly:: Sorry Mom."

WM 16 (also known as 2000)

 

during the Chyna Too Cool vs Radicals match

 

Lawler: Look its a Double worm!

 

JR: Not the Double Worm?????

 

Lawler: yes the Double worm!!!

 

JR: Well it is Wrestlemania

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(MSG 1/91 going on the air)

 

Mooney: I was kind of disappointed Brain. I thought I'd be w/ the likes of a Lord Alfred Hayes or Gorilla Monsoon . . .

Heenan: I though I'd be here by myself. I guess I was right.

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Royal Rumble 88, after Vince McMahon got down on Jesse Ventura about his grammar.

 

Ventura: "McMahon, this is cable. I can say 'ain't'."

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At Summerslam 93

After IRS beats 123 Kid

 

Heenan: Ok Take a look at my Brain Scan

 

McMahon: Your Brain Scan?

 

(A replay is done of IRS flying clothesline)

 

Heenan: See the positioning now let me draw out what he did...

a 1040...He just wrote him off! hahahahahaha

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WrestleMania 2...Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs. George "The Animal" Steele. Savage getting back in the ring, Steele goes to bite Savage's calf...

 

<Susan St. James>ALL RIGHT GEORGE, EAT HIS LEG!

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WrestleMania 2...Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs. George "The Animal" Steele. Savage getting back in the ring, Steele goes to bite Savage's calf...

 

<Susan St. James>ALL RIGHT GEORGE, EAT HIS LEG!

heh I did that one lol

 

but heres a different one

 

Vince: The Animal...With a Handful of FACE! What is he gonna do with it?

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Also from the Steele/Savage match...well, post match.

 

<Vince>Well, looks like Steele gets consolation...he gets to eat another buckle.

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Another one from post the Roberts/Wells match:

 

<Vince>(referring to either Jake or the Snake) Does he remind you of anyone, Susan?

 

<Susan St. James>(slightly offended)Certainly not!

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Also from Wm2

 

During the Adonis vs Uncle Elmer match

 

Elvira: put the dress back on...PUT THE DRESS BACK ON!!!

 

Jesse: Did you hear that Alfred she said for adrian to put the dress back on.

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One thing that I did like from WrestleMania 2 that wouldn't really fit with this though...

 

Just the way Lord Alfred Hayes said "Avalanche" was fun to me.

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WM 2

 

Santana & JYD vs the Funks

Elvira: Thats too bad because I do like those tall and dark types

Jesse: Now wait a minute your at the commentator table you can't be bias.

Elvira: Oh Im sorry I also like the White Blonde types like you Jesse.

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During a Big Show match with RVD...

 

Heyman: "This match isn't fair! The Big Show outweighs RVD by more than 200 pounds!"

 

Ross: "What do you want me to do, make him lose weight?"

 

Heyman: "Hey now, I read the Ross Report."

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One more from Mania 2...as they're bringing in the Steel Cage for the main.

 

<Ventura>Does this remind you of your house, Elvira?

<Elvira>Well, it reminds me of one of the rooms in my house...

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NWA World Wide Wrestling circa 1990: A fan at ringside is flipping off Terry Funk.

 

JR: "That guy must like Funk, he's giving him half a peace sign. Either that or he's telling him he's number 1."

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Survivor Series 2000

 

JR: It seems like we can't get out of November without something to remember

 

(A rib on the ECW November to remember event)

[Guest Jim Ross]

Wrestlemania 5 during the Powers of Pain vs Demolition handicap match.

 

Monsoon (On demolition) They have to be the best as far as.... Demolition is concerned

 

Jesse: Oh why dont you just come out with it Gorilla 'As Far as IM Concerned' you know.. your supposed to be unbias out here

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Survivor Series 2000

 

Taker vs Angle match

 

JR: And Kurt Angle stalling on the outside

 

Lawler: Stalling? No thats Psychology...

 

JR: Oh so we are suppose to wait for a hour? maybe he'll go out for a burger...How about some ribs..

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During a Tito Santana match in his El Matador days:

 

Monsoon: "There it is! El Paso del Morte!"

Heenan: "El Paso del Pace Picante?"

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I forgot how it goes but I think Heyman was mocking JR's mom and he goes "She's dead you know" then Heyman says "My mother isn't dead, and how dare you say that!"