Jericholic82 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Jesse at wm 4 during steamboat-valentine I don't think the hammer should try to m atch up hold for hold with steamboat, I think he definately should cheat I was shocked that gorilla din't go off on him for that heenan at wm 8 during bret-piper "use it, use it, waffle him with it, remember the old saying-what the hell, use the bell" lawler at wm 10 about little richard -was that his real voice or was his underwear too tight? king at wm 11 For those of you who dont know, football is a game in which 11 men spend several hours trying to move a small object 100 yards, it just like the post office I know stus watching with his orthopedic tuxedo -wm 10 during owen-bret about the harts- I wouldn't beleieve them if their tounges were notorized. man king used to be good before his exit in 01 especially from 93-96ish wm 4 during the islanders/heenan vs koko/bulldogs match jesse: well it looks like heenan is saving himself dont you think gorilla? Gorilla: Yea for the senior prom maybe I also liked wm 8 aftyer lex luger had his promo heenan was mocking goriall behind his back and putting up the rabbit ears lmao
King Cucaracha Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Heyman and JR from Rebellion 2001, during a DDP/Big Show match. JR: Boy, I'd hate to take a long car-ride with that guy (DDP) Heyman: Oh, I have. He's a hoot. He's even helping me get over my sarcasm. JR: Well it's not working. Heyman: It's NOT!?! I am so SHOCKED!!!
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Jim Ross: Why don't you kiss my ass! Heyman: What is with you and wanting me to kiss your ass?! (says something about Oklahomians I think)
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 Wm9 Heenan: Why is it ross everytime you describe the action in the ring you go back to your Senior Prom? JR: Huh? Heenan: Well you said it was like two bulls in there, I know what those Oklahoma girls look like.. Actually there is alot of golden nuggets of hilarity by Heenan on JR at Wm9
JHawk Posted May 12, 2004 Report Posted May 12, 2004 WrestleMania IX: Savage: "Is Luna from Oklahoma?" JR: "Absolutely not." Heenan: "Of course not. She's pretty." WrestleMania III, just before Koko B. Ware vs. Butch Reed: Ventura: "Of course, you know the B stands for Buckwheat." Monsoon: "It does not." Ventura: "Oh yes it does. I understand he has a brother, too, named Stimey." Monsoon: "Will you stop?" Ventura: "Wears a derby."
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 During a Jericho/Juvy match on Thunder (I think), Jericho hit Juvy with a backbreaker, only Tony was a bit excited and blurted out "BRECKBREAKER!" Not stopping there, he then proceeds to call a choke by Jericho on Juvy a bit later about 1.5 seconds before Jericho actually applied it.
Guest Staggomatic Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Brain : (commenting on Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song) "That's my second favorite song" Gorilla : "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?" Brain : "All the rest are tied" (Bobby on Kerry Von Erich and his Tornado Punch) Brain: "Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!" Heenan: I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!! Schiavone: Tell us, Bobby, who? Heenan: He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Lawler on the Summerslam match between Jericho vs Benoit Jerry Lawler: I Know who is gonna win the 2 out of 3 match JR. JR: Who? Jerry Lawler: Chris Will definately win.
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Lawler on the Summerslam match between Jericho vs Benoit Jerry Lawler: I Know who is gonna win the 2 out of 3 match JR. JR: Who? Jerry Lawler: Chris Will definately win.
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Lawler on the Summerslam match between Jericho vs Benoit Jerry Lawler: I Know who is gonna win the 2 out of 3 match JR. JR: Who? Jerry Lawler: Chris Will definately win.
JHawk Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Joey Styles: "Al Snow got a little head and finally got some respect. Yes, I said it. I think it's funny. And if my mom's listening... ::very meekly:: Sorry Mom."
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Joey Styles: "Al Snow got a little head and finally got some respect. Yes, I said it. I think it's funny. And if my mom's listening... ::very meekly:: Sorry Mom." WM 16 (also known as 2000) during the Chyna Too Cool vs Radicals match Lawler: Look its a Double worm! JR: Not the Double Worm????? Lawler: yes the Double worm!!! JR: Well it is Wrestlemania
MillenniumMan831 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 (MSG 1/91 going on the air) Mooney: I was kind of disappointed Brain. I thought I'd be w/ the likes of a Lord Alfred Hayes or Gorilla Monsoon . . . Heenan: I though I'd be here by myself. I guess I was right.
JHawk Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Royal Rumble 88, after Vince McMahon got down on Jesse Ventura about his grammar. Ventura: "McMahon, this is cable. I can say 'ain't'."
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 At Summerslam 93 After IRS beats 123 Kid Heenan: Ok Take a look at my Brain Scan McMahon: Your Brain Scan? (A replay is done of IRS flying clothesline) Heenan: See the positioning now let me draw out what he did... a 1040...He just wrote him off! hahahahahaha
ChrisMWaters Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 WrestleMania 2...Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs. George "The Animal" Steele. Savage getting back in the ring, Steele goes to bite Savage's calf... <Susan St. James>ALL RIGHT GEORGE, EAT HIS LEG!
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 WrestleMania 2...Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs. George "The Animal" Steele. Savage getting back in the ring, Steele goes to bite Savage's calf... <Susan St. James>ALL RIGHT GEORGE, EAT HIS LEG! heh I did that one lol but heres a different one Vince: The Animal...With a Handful of FACE! What is he gonna do with it?
ChrisMWaters Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Also from the Steele/Savage match...well, post match. <Vince>Well, looks like Steele gets consolation...he gets to eat another buckle.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Another one from post the Roberts/Wells match: <Vince>(referring to either Jake or the Snake) Does he remind you of anyone, Susan? <Susan St. James>(slightly offended)Certainly not!
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 Also from Wm2 During the Adonis vs Uncle Elmer match Elvira: put the dress back on...PUT THE DRESS BACK ON!!! Jesse: Did you hear that Alfred she said for adrian to put the dress back on.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 One thing that I did like from WrestleMania 2 that wouldn't really fit with this though... Just the way Lord Alfred Hayes said "Avalanche" was fun to me.
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 WM 2 Santana & JYD vs the Funks Elvira: Thats too bad because I do like those tall and dark types Jesse: Now wait a minute your at the commentator table you can't be bias. Elvira: Oh Im sorry I also like the White Blonde types like you Jesse.
KK Rage Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 During a Big Show match with RVD... Heyman: "This match isn't fair! The Big Show outweighs RVD by more than 200 pounds!" Ross: "What do you want me to do, make him lose weight?" Heyman: "Hey now, I read the Ross Report."
ChrisMWaters Posted May 13, 2004 Report Posted May 13, 2004 One more from Mania 2...as they're bringing in the Steel Cage for the main. <Ventura>Does this remind you of your house, Elvira? <Elvira>Well, it reminds me of one of the rooms in my house...
JHawk Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 NWA World Wide Wrestling circa 1990: A fan at ringside is flipping off Terry Funk. JR: "That guy must like Funk, he's giving him half a peace sign. Either that or he's telling him he's number 1."
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Survivor Series 2000 JR: It seems like we can't get out of November without something to remember (A rib on the ECW November to remember event)
Guest Jim Ross Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Wrestlemania 5 during the Powers of Pain vs Demolition handicap match. Monsoon (On demolition) They have to be the best as far as.... Demolition is concerned Jesse: Oh why dont you just come out with it Gorilla 'As Far as IM Concerned' you know.. your supposed to be unbias out here
Guest Trivia247 Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 Survivor Series 2000 Taker vs Angle match JR: And Kurt Angle stalling on the outside Lawler: Stalling? No thats Psychology... JR: Oh so we are suppose to wait for a hour? maybe he'll go out for a burger...How about some ribs..
JHawk Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 During a Tito Santana match in his El Matador days: Monsoon: "There it is! El Paso del Morte!" Heenan: "El Paso del Pace Picante?"
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 14, 2004 Report Posted May 14, 2004 I forgot how it goes but I think Heyman was mocking JR's mom and he goes "She's dead you know" then Heyman says "My mother isn't dead, and how dare you say that!"
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