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If you visit Wrestlecrap you probably saw this...

 

Interview with Scott Steiner.

 

I was thinking "that can't be his official site" but it says it is, it has lots of official stuff on it...the hell.

 

Either this is a well-done joke, he's nuts, or he has a really good sense of humor.

 

However, from what we've heard about his roid-ragin', I'd doubt the last one.

 

Maybe some one put this up as a joke, figuring Scott would never find him and he's not the letigious type?

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On google, it comes up as his official site.

 

SS: It’s hard to admit this to anyone especially a puny non-believer in Talsum but yes. I was for years hooked of Flintstone children’s vitamins. They were like candy you just couldn’t have one. One time I OD'ed on like 12 bottles on them. For two weeks all I could say was “yabba dabba doo”.

 

BD: At least you didn’t hallucinate about the great Gazoo.

 

SS: Don’t ever bring up that no good wish screwing up green bastard. He once turned me into a bucket of water and Rick drank me.

 

Ok, that had me dying.

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That shit CANNOT be real.

 

Fucking hilarious, none the less.

 

UYI

 

"SS: I got these peaks from hard work. Lots of working out, pumping iron, eating right, and praying to Talsum.

 

BD: Talsum?

 

SS: Don’t you know nothing you fool. Talsum is an elder god that used to purge the universe of life. Then one day some jack offs that wanted to save the universe sealed him away forever in a clay pot at the edge of time and space itself. He gives me his great power as long as I do his bidding."

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There's no way that was real, unless BPP is back on the painkillers.

Considering how hilarious BPP was during his WWE run, I wouldn't rule it out entirely.

 

But on his official site?! I'd expect it on a parody site, but everything else seems real.

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