The OAO Raw Thread - May 17th, 2004

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Lita is like fine I will give you head just take Matt's head out of the chair.

Thanks.

Why would you give Kane head?

[Guest Fook]

Anyone else hoping Kane would just go "Wrong answer bitch!" and chokeslam her?

[Guest Anglesault]

Lita is like fine I will give you head just take Matt's head out of the chair.

Thanks.

What?

[Guest CronoT]

See? Kane just wants a companion!

Then he needs to get a puppy or a kitty.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Holy shit it was Gumby for no reason and now they are talking about the WWE WrestleMania XX DVD set that was crazy haha!!!

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THE BABY!!! I SEE THE BABY!!! OMG~! BABY~!!!!!1

 

Well...that's my momma!

IIIIIIIII'M SPICY!!

 

*starts humming that Final Fantasy X-2 song*

[chaosrage 0]

Kane's getting some tonight.

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[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I haven't seen acting this bad since the Cable Guy.

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oh come on now.

 

Cable Guy wasn't that bad..

[razazteca 0]

Kane is going to sacrifice Lita to the god of the undead? Then a week later Lita will look like Luna Vachon?

[Drury37 0]

Lita is like fine I will give you head just take Matt's head out of the chair.

Thanks.

What?

Nevermind.

Thanks.

[Guest CronoT]

I haven't seen acting this bad since the Cable Guy.

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oh come on now.

 

Cable Guy wasn't that bad..

*calls the guys in the white coats*

[Guest FrigidSoul]

So...Kane can be thrown into a dumpster set ablaze and have no ill effects, yet he fears a steel chair? They should also never allow Lita to use a mic again..

 

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...oh ya...that was crazy haha!!!

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[Drury37 0]

Kane is going to sacrifice Lita to the god of the undead? Then a week later Lita will look like Luna Vachon?

Interesting idea but it could happen.

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[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Paging Mr. Hardy, Mr. Jeff Hardy please leave the rave party and report to the ring please.

God, please no!

 

OH GOD, IT'S HIM!

 

Oh, wait, it's Lita. Easy mistake. They wear the same clothes.

They both have that strung out crack whore thing working too.

[NYU 0]

omg!! amazing!!

 

 

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[The Mandarin 0]

Holy shit it was a chokeslam for no reason and now they are talking about matt hardy. that was crazy haha!!!

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Baha, this reminds me of the Speed Racer dialogue from Family Guy.

 

"I'M SPICY" and "SEE THE BABY" should morph into one commercial, where the tagline is "SEE THE SPICY BABY"

[The Czech Republic 0]

Does anybody else remember Real McCoy? They were a pretty good band. Automatic Lover was my favorite song by them.

[chaosrage 0]

Cable Guy is awesome and underrated.

 

Holy shit it was Gumby for no reason and now they are talking about the WWE WrestleMania XX DVD set that was crazy haha!!!

Thanks.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

omg!! amazing!!

 

 

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Gumby + Andy Warhol = drug induced goodness

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I can't wait till they reveal Jeff as the Higher Power as Kane sacrifices Lita to the Gods of the Unknown.

 

 

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[razazteca 0]

Lita needs to shave her hair so Kane can wear it as a trophy.

[Guest CronoT]

Does anybody else remember Real McCoy? They were a pretty good band. Automatic Lover was my favorite song by them.

Put down the crack pipe, and go back to watching the TV.

[Guest Besus]

Your not the Real McCoy,your just a baby boy.

[The Mandarin 0]

Who was that crazy green haired man?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Now that the G.O.P. has the wrestling bloc, Bush has got it for sure,

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Hurri-Republican!

 

And Shelton too!!

 

Eh Vicky was at the Democrat one too. She's playing both sides of the fence.

[razazteca 0]

I can't wait till they reveal Jeff as the Higher Power as Kane sacrifices Lita to the Gods of the Unknown.

 

 

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AHHHHHHHH KEVIN SULLIVAN, TIS IS i BUDDA DEAN, I COME FROM THE ISLES OF THE ORIENT IN SEARCH OF PURE EVIL AND I BRING YOU THE PURPLE SAGE AND MAYA SIGNH!

[Guest Anglesault]

Edge is having a seizure

[Guest Anglesault]

What's with Batista's pose on the ramp?

Edited May 18, 2004 by Anglesault

[Drury37 0]

Lita is like fine I will give you head just take Matt's head out of the chair.

Thanks.

Why would you give Kane head?

Lita is the one giving him head not me.

Thanks.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Looks like Edge finally trimmed that beard a little.