Who Would Win in a Fight?

[cynicalprofit 0]

No matter who wins, society loses.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Nah. Society wins if all of Kylie's personalities kill each other off, and thus she dies, and then Kotz kills himself in response.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't like you very much anymore, Corey. You used to be one of my favorites here, but no more.

 

Alas.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I can make fun of Kylie because I hooked up Kotz with a naked Kylie pic while looking for Botox Kylie. They tried to make it one of those off to the side tasteful things but they caught her nipple. Kotz away message was up but I noticed it stayed up for quite some time, which leads me to believe not only did he get the link but he enjoyed it quite a bit.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Or I was working until 2am.

 

'sides, I saw that picture two years ago the first time. It's even in her 1999 pictorial book. It wasn't going for tasteful, it was just a candid walk-in on her in her dressing room at a concert.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

All I wanted was one of your trademarked "fap, fap, fap"s in return and instead you complain. Damn you Lotz...damn you

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's Thumbtack's thing actually.

 

And I'm Kotz, not Lotz.

 

(ponders a "Lotza Kotz" catchphrase)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Turn your head and Kotz.

 

I'm probably going to make that your screen name if I get bored later.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

That's Thumbtack's thing actually.

I'm cooler than him you know. Its true

[Art Sandusky 0]

Dance Kylie jacks Cute Kylie in the face before she can use the bat.

 

Then hurls a chair at Cute Kylie and misses...

 

But a direct swing gets the job done.

 

Cute Kylie cries.

 

Since the others felt the need to beat the hell out of each other, Indie Kylie wins by virtue of being the only Kylie that didn't have a single punch or chair land on her.

 

Eleanor declares Indie Kylie the winner.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Those twerps are begging to get robbed.

 

Edit: WAIT a minute. those gay kids turned into a car.

 

I'd steal it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I realized that the only thing on the planet cool enough to be the referee in a match pitting four Kylies against each other would be Eleanor. I fixed the post after saying a few "Hail Kylies" for daring to put the Icy Hot Stuntaz in the same post as her.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Botox Kylie demands a Texas Death Match with Indie Kylie

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You're all overlooking Biodome Kylie.

[Ripper 0]

I would go with Moulin Rouge Kylie, chocked full of opium goodness.

 

Green Fairy > Da rest of them

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Looks like she's sporting Fu Manchu stubble in that pic.

 

EDIT - no fair, you changed the pic.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

My Mandy Moore thread was way less gay.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

How is engaged life treating you 2 lovebirds?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Cammy Kylie makes a strong argument for Best Kylie, but I refuse to pick one in particular.