Corey_Lazarus Posted May 23, 2004 Report Posted May 23, 2004 Nah. Society wins if all of Kylie's personalities kill each other off, and thus she dies, and then Kotz kills himself in response.
Art Sandusky Posted May 23, 2004 Author Report Posted May 23, 2004 I don't like you very much anymore, Corey. You used to be one of my favorites here, but no more. Alas.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 23, 2004 Report Posted May 23, 2004 I can make fun of Kylie because I hooked up Kotz with a naked Kylie pic while looking for Botox Kylie. They tried to make it one of those off to the side tasteful things but they caught her nipple. Kotz away message was up but I noticed it stayed up for quite some time, which leads me to believe not only did he get the link but he enjoyed it quite a bit.
Art Sandusky Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Posted May 24, 2004 Or I was working until 2am. 'sides, I saw that picture two years ago the first time. It's even in her 1999 pictorial book. It wasn't going for tasteful, it was just a candid walk-in on her in her dressing room at a concert.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 All I wanted was one of your trademarked "fap, fap, fap"s in return and instead you complain. Damn you Lotz...damn you
Art Sandusky Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Posted May 24, 2004 That's Thumbtack's thing actually. And I'm Kotz, not Lotz. (ponders a "Lotza Kotz" catchphrase)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Turn your head and Kotz. I'm probably going to make that your screen name if I get bored later.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 That's Thumbtack's thing actually. I'm cooler than him you know. Its true
Art Sandusky Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Posted May 24, 2004 Dance Kylie jacks Cute Kylie in the face before she can use the bat. Then hurls a chair at Cute Kylie and misses... But a direct swing gets the job done. Cute Kylie cries. Since the others felt the need to beat the hell out of each other, Indie Kylie wins by virtue of being the only Kylie that didn't have a single punch or chair land on her. Eleanor declares Indie Kylie the winner.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Those twerps are begging to get robbed. Edit: WAIT a minute. those gay kids turned into a car. I'd steal it.
Art Sandusky Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Posted May 24, 2004 I realized that the only thing on the planet cool enough to be the referee in a match pitting four Kylies against each other would be Eleanor. I fixed the post after saying a few "Hail Kylies" for daring to put the Icy Hot Stuntaz in the same post as her.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Botox Kylie demands a Texas Death Match with Indie Kylie
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 You're all overlooking Biodome Kylie.
Ripper Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 I would go with Moulin Rouge Kylie, chocked full of opium goodness. Green Fairy > Da rest of them
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 Looks like she's sporting Fu Manchu stubble in that pic. EDIT - no fair, you changed the pic.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 My Mandy Moore thread was way less gay.
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 How is engaged life treating you 2 lovebirds?
Art Sandusky Posted May 24, 2004 Author Report Posted May 24, 2004 Cammy Kylie makes a strong argument for Best Kylie, but I refuse to pick one in particular.
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