Ice-T to produce Hasselhoff rap album

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_961345.html

 

Ice-T to produce Hasselhoff rap album

 

Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album.

 

The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship.

 

Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He's also said to be very popular in Germany.

 

Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him."

 

The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun.

 

Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

[Guest T®ITEC]

Uh, cool.

[Karnage 0]

This will be brilliant. Brilliant in a Macho Man rapping sort of way.

[Guest El Satanico]

:does double take:

 

what

 

:turns around and walks out:

[starvenger 0]

Apparently, being on L&O: SVU has made Ice-T crazy. What's next, he's producing Chyna's album?

[The Mandarin 0]

What's next, he's producing Chyna's album?

Chyna has a deeper voice than Justin Timberlake.

[starvenger 0]

What's next, he's producing Chyna's album?

Chyna has a deeper voice than Justin Timberlake.

Well, Chyna's got a deeper voice than most men, so that's not a shock...

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Wow. Can you say "mid-life crisis"?

[Guest El Satanico]

At least he won't be a mumbling marble mouth

[Mole 0]

Shouldn't this be in the music thread?

[starvenger 0]

Shouldn't this be in the music thread?

Well, Hasselhoff's more "actor" than "musician", so I think it's OK...

[Mole 0]

Shouldn't this be in the music thread?

Well, Hasselhoff's more "actor" than "musician", so I think it's OK...

Um, no.

 

Since this is a music topic, it belongs in the music thread,

 

So the thread for Soul Plane, Snoop Dogg's next movie, should go in the music thread since he is more of a "rapper" than a "actor?"

 

Nope, wrong my good person.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Soul Plane discussion should go in the "O.R. Polk, Jr." folder where NOBODY will read it

[Ravenbomb 0]

*scratches head and leaves*

[Vern Gagne 0]

The key is Hasselhoff taking this seriously. If he's in on the joke, it's no fun.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

David Hasselhoff had albums...?

 

[Guest Nanks]

He sang on the Berlin Wall at one point.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Shouldn't this be in the music thread?

Well, Hasselhoff's more "actor" than "musician", so I think it's OK...

Um, no.

 

Since this is a music topic, it belongs in the music thread,

 

So the thread for Soul Plane, Snoop Dogg's next movie, should go in the music thread since he is more of a "rapper" than a "actor?"

 

Nope, wrong my good person.

stop being fucking anal.

 

An actor doing a crossover promotion can technically fit in either folder so you don't need to get your panties in a knot.

 

 

Cred to Ice-T he hets $$ and attention.

[Si82 0]

He sang on the Berlin Wall at one point.

In a flashing light suit no less.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I'm predicting that the album sells well in Germany, and leads to Norm Macdonald showing up somewhere, likely Weekend Update, to remind us all of his theory...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Here is the first track off the album.

 

6 'n the morning Pam Anderson in my bed

Tommy Lee breaks in and says he wants me dead

Out the back window I make an escape

Didn't even get a chance to grab my Very Best Of tape

 

Mad with no music but I'm happy I'm free

Driving inside K.I.T.T. is the place to be

Got an itch in my crotch that I'm scratching with my hand

Either I got VD again or my drawers are filled up with sand

 

Thanks to television I'm a self-made man

If there's a chance for a buck I do what I can

But just livin' in syndication is a serious task

Don't know what channels I'm on

But I don't care so I don't ask

 

Word...

[Highland 0]

Here is the first track off the album.

 

6 'n the morning Pam Anderson in my bed

Tommy Lee breaks in and says he wants me dead

Out the back window I make an escape

Didn't even get a chance to grab my Very Best Of tape

 

Mad with no music but I'm happy I'm free

Driving inside K.I.T.T. is the place to be

Got an itch in my crotch that I'm scratching with my hand

Either I got VD again or my drawers are filled up with sand

 

Thanks to television I'm a self-made man

If there's a chance for a buck I do what I can

But just livin' in syndication is a serious task

Don't know what channels I'm on

But I don't care so I don't ask

 

Word...

Maybe Ice-T will offer you a contract instead of the Hoffster, kkk.

[Mole 0]

Shouldn't this be in the music thread?

Well, Hasselhoff's more "actor" than "musician", so I think it's OK...

Um, no.

 

Since this is a music topic, it belongs in the music thread,

 

So the thread for Soul Plane, Snoop Dogg's next movie, should go in the music thread since he is more of a "rapper" than a "actor?"

 

Nope, wrong my good person.

stop being fucking anal.

 

An actor doing a crossover promotion can technically fit in either folder so you don't need to get your panties in a knot.

 

 

Cred to Ice-T he hets $$ and attention.

Love you too.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Maybe Ice-T will offer you a contract instead of the Hoffster, kkk.

I'm sure once I bust out my Racist Dusty or Fry Mumia rhymes the contract will be taken away by The Man.

 

Bitches be trippin' like they have a shoelace untied.

Rhymes be tighter than a 25-year old virgin on her wedding night.

 

yo yo yo...

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

Apparently, being on L&O: SVU has made Ice-T crazy. What's next, he's producing Chyna's album?

I don't think Chyna has nearly as much of street cred as Hassle the Hoff

[Guest Deebo]

Hassel the Hoff??

 

HASSEL THE HOFF?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

 

HASSEL THE HOFF?!!??!!!?!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

And of course if he puts on a few more pounds he could be Hassel the Hoss...

[Guest El Satanico]

Hassel The Hoff owns your soul

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Here is the first track off the album.

 

6 'n the morning Pam Anderson in my bed

Tommy Lee breaks in and says he wants me dead

Out the back window I make an escape

Didn't even get a chance to grab my Very Best Of tape

 

Mad with no music but I'm happy I'm free

Driving inside K.I.T.T. is the place to be

Got an itch in my crotch that I'm scratching with my hand

Either I got VD again or my drawers are filled up with sand

 

Thanks to television I'm a self-made man

If there's a chance for a buck I do what I can

But just livin' in syndication is a serious task

Don't know what channels I'm on

But I don't care so I don't ask

 

Word...

Classic.....

[Placebo Effect 0]

I'm going to bump this under the guise of clearing Ice-T's name.

 

He was on Conan last night, and Conan asked him about the Hasselhoff rap album. Apparently, Ice-T was talking to an interviewer and he said that he'd be willing to produce a rap album for everyone, even David Hasselhoff, for $5 million. That was that, and for whatever reason, quotes that never came out of his mouth wound up being printed.

 

It was a very funny segment. Once Conan showed Ice a clip of Hasselhoff's music video for his general music, Ice upped the price to $10 million.