Scroby Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 I wouldn't be surprised if she gave birth to A. A mask B. Jeff Hardy C. Paul B. coming out and going SURPRISE! or D. She doesn't give birth at all and looses the baby due to A. Going through a table B. Hitting the ring steps C. The Birthcontrol Pill D. Being thrown off the stage.
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 I predict Matt will press Lita on who the father is and she will begin to tell him when 'HERE COMES THE MONEY!" hits and the indestructible marketing manager will emerge and lay claim to Lita's first born........setting up a Triple Threat match between Matt Hardy, Kane and Shane McMahon at the following PPV. Winner gets to talk her into into plastic surgery.
Guest KingofHarts Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 Everyone know's the baby is Brutus the Barber Beefcake's. He Quickly realizes that his son/daughter will lead the One Warrior Nation to new heights. Realizing this cannot happen the lovable ghosts of "Classie" Freddy Blassie, and "Gorilla" Monsoon enlist the help of the rest of the WWE to stop this travesty. Since the y need money to put their plan in action they hold a charit event wher HHH jumps over a shark on ski's! At the end of the angle Stephanie wakes up and realizes it was all a dream!
Lil' Bitch Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 I predict Mordecai will jump to RAW to feud with Kane to try to kill the son of evil.
Exslade ZX Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 I wouldn't be surprised if she gave birth to A. A mask B. Jeff Hardy C. Paul B. coming out and going SURPRISE! or D. She doesn't give birth at all and looses the baby due to A. Going through a table B. Hitting the ring steps C. The Birthcontrol Pill D. Being thrown off the stage. Ok...now we all know WWE some weird things...but B.... Jeff Hardy.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 15, 2004 Author Report Posted June 15, 2004 Okay, assuming the storyline goes as planned and leads to the 2005 Royal Rumble match being dedicated to everyone and every...*thing* associated with this storyline, who wins? I don't know, but I think Kane and Matt should get to pick between #s 21-30, ala Hogan and Taker at the 92 Rumble, since they're the focus. Lita draws #1. Stacy Kiebler #2. Shane McMahon #3. Jeff Hardy #4. Baby fetus #5 cleans house...
Guest Trivia247 Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 the Spawn of Kane will be known as... Omen..and he will come to the ring with two Rotwellers and a Insane Nurse as a valet.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 15, 2004 Author Report Posted June 15, 2004 "What...? The lights have gone out!" "THAT'S GOTTA BE THE BABY!"
Scroby Posted June 15, 2004 Report Posted June 15, 2004 QUOTE (Scroby @ Jun 15 2004, 06:17 AM) I wouldn't be surprised if she gave birth to A. A mask B. Jeff Hardy C. Paul B. coming out and going SURPRISE! or D. She doesn't give birth at all and looses the baby due to A. Going through a table B. Hitting the ring steps C. The Birthcontrol Pill D. Being thrown off the stage. Ok...now we all know WWE some weird things...but B.... Jeff Hardy. Ok your gonna ask me that after we witness Mae Young giving birth to a hand?
NYU Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 In the Raw thread last night, Papacita inspired me with a possible storyline. While everyone can see that Lita's increasing size is attributed to her positive pregnancy results, Matt is completely oblivious. She never told him about the test she took, so he just assumes that she's naturally growing fat. Then, it could culminate with her having the baby....and he STILL not knowing. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Matt: Uh, Lita.....baby....I can't help but notice you seem to be getting...well....a little heavier lately. Lita: Well....Matt.....you know how I love my thocolate-thip mint ice thream. Matt: Well, yeah. But it couldn't hurt to get a little more exercise too, you know what I'm saying? I haven't seen you jump off the top rope with a Litasault in a while. Lita: Honey, I wath thinking....those kind of moves....they're not really worth the riskth.....I've been watching Gail on TV lately. She hath some really nice armdrags. *Baby plops onto the floor from Lita's skirt* Matt: What the hell is that?! Lita: Um.....uh.....a roathed chicken. He he. Sorry, honey. Matt: .....a chicken? Lita: You know how I like to thore things in my cooth sometimes. I was just thaving it for later. It wath going to be for us, baby. Matt: Okay, Lita-doll, I guess......just cool it for a little while, okay? *Matt walks out, completely oblivious that the "roasted chicken" on the floor has started to cry* Lita: Whew, that wath a cloth one.
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 That was horrible NY. Godblessya fer it.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 What?!?! No giving birth to a plastic hand?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 She can give birth to a foot...that's black. Then we find out Mark Henry did it because his stank told him to.
DrVenkman PhD Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Brian Gewirtz: Did I mention the baby would be a talking pie? Vince McMahon: Gewirtz you've done it again! *Happy Days Theme plays*
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 You forgot to mention Vince handing him sacks of money from under his desk that are conveniently marked with "$" signs.
Guest Duncan Eternia Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 "Matt, the baby...it's not yours. It's Kanes..." I would mark out like hell if she came out and said "It's not yours, it Tommy's"
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted June 16, 2004 Author Report Posted June 16, 2004 I can't get the fucking "Happy Days" theme out of my head, complete with the image of Vince and Gerwitz jumping around, rolling in piles of money like Scrooge McDuck. Thanks a lot!
Scroby Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 So you know whats horrible, she had sex with Kane without a condom and turned around and did the same with Matt and why the hell is Matt so damn culeless to ask "Hey what was that thing Kane wanted answered?"
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Maybe Matt thinks Kane wanted a 7 course dinner.
Scroby Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Maybe Matt thinks Kane wanted a 7 course dinner. Hopefully Kane also wanted a paper bag with holes installed.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Maybe Matt thinks Kane wanted a 7 course dinner. Hopefully Kane also wanted a paper bag with holes installed. Good point. He can draw a smiley face on it, put the bag over Lita's head, and pretend he's fucking something human.
Guest Repo Man Reborn Posted June 16, 2004 Report Posted June 16, 2004 Good point. He can draw a smiley face on it, put the bag over Lita's head, and pretend he's fucking something human. Why do I have the feeling that Lita thrashes around in the sack like she does during her entrance? How annoying that would be. Maybe Kane finished the concert indoors to teach her a lesson on how to stop acting like Jeff Hardy and start acting like a woman.
Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Posted June 17, 2004 Report Posted June 17, 2004 Here is my Theroy: OK, everyone has stated the Seed of Evil will look like kane (Could he be bald???), have Lita's tatoos and blown spots. Perhaps the Seed of Evil will go old school and look like the Lord of Darkness Undertaker? IT Fits!!! The Son of Kane and Lita is TYSON TOMKO!!!!!! For he is FROM THE FUTURE. Think about it, Tomko is mysterious loner who suddenly appeared to help out Christian, Why? Because while Christian was out traveling with Trish he found a big and scary bodyguard (who is also a trained pro wrestler) since Tyson has no memory, and Christian is evil and needed a new bodyguard Tyson agreed to. Why is his last name Tomko? It's not during the year 2099 he got drunk and had a crazy random named put on his back.
evilhomer Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 So you know whats horrible, she had sex with Kane without a condom and turned around and did the same with Matt and why the hell is Matt so damn culeless to ask "Hey what was that thing Kane wanted answered?" Duh, Matt was unconscious when Lita said yes to Kane. How could Matt have heard it? Don't you know that wrestlers aren't allowed to watch tapes of the shows and aren't allowed to talk to each other about what happened on them. The only exception to that rule is when they use a previous match as build for their current fued and review a tape to watch the henious act that they are out to avenge.
evilhomer Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Think about it, Tomko is mysterious loner who suddenly appeared to help out Christian, Why? Because while Christian was out traveling with Trish he found a big and scary bodyguard (who is also a trained pro wrestler) since Tyson has no memory, and Christian is evil and needed a new bodyguard Tyson agreed to. Why is his last name Tomko? It's not during the year 2099 he got drunk and had a crazy random named put on his back. Tomko is a trained pro wrestler?!? Couldv'e fooled me
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Tomko is not only a trained pro wrestler, but he is so fucking far ahead of the game that it's not even funny. 15 years from now EVERYONE will be doing moves into and onto the ropes.
Guest The Ultimate Fantasy Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 See it may look like he missed Jericho with his kick from a mile away, but HE HIT HIM WITH HIS MIND!! That is how they wrestle in THE FUTURE~!
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