Mik 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Discuss this monumental event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Uh, did he ask you for head? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Discuss this monumental event. Was it sticky? Did it have a funny smell? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I hope you've washed your hand since. Or perhaps you'll keep your hand in a freezer and use it against him in years to come. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 It was a slightly limp wristed shake, I must admit. I got the last one before secret service whisked him away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Did he feel your pain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Here's a pic from about 5 seconds before I decided I was just going to stick my hand in his face. http://community.webshots.com/photo/146757...147358699OntjQu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I hope you've washed your hand since. Or perhaps you'll keep your hand in a freezer and use it against him in years to come. "Oh, I hope you've washed your fucking hand since." Exactly what I was going to say. Doc, what kind of event was this anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 My convocation speech. I graduate tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LucharesuFan619 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 My uncle shook Clinton's hand once, and said he washed his hands multiple times since. This was during the height of the Lewinsky scandal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Clinton remains the best president of my lifetime. He did alot for the economy and was just an absolute player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I'd wash my hands over and over if I shook Bill Clinton's hand. The symbolism that goes along with shaking the hand of a man like him would need to be met with the symbolism of cleaning said hand many times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Damn his hair sure got white from when he was first elected POTUS... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Was it moist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 ...erm... http://community.webshots.com/photo/146757...146757142wEIYiP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I wish I was so vein as to constantly brag about my convocation and graduation process. Really, does anyone care? Is it more important because of your Ivy league status? Judging by your posts of late, you're an even bigger whore than Clinton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 When you get your 1st big job in management will you date your interns? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I shook Gary Colemans hand today. Discuss how this is more monumental than Bill CUNTon LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 29, 2004 bah it's not like any of you shook WAYNE GRETZKY'S hand! THAT is way cooler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fuzzy Dunlop 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 My mom and I met Ronny WooWoo in the rightfield bleachers, and we each shook his hand. That is cooler than anything any of you can say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Hey, it's that guy that does cocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 Hey, it's that guy that does cocks. Hi kids! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2004 I hope you've washed your hand since. Or perhaps you'll keep your hand in a freezer and use it against him in years to come. "Oh, I hope you've washed your fucking hand since." Exactly what I was going to say. Doc, what kind of event was this anyway? Don't you ever sleep/go to school etc? You're on here almost every hour of the day. I find this mildly disconcerting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 I wish I was so vein as to constantly brag about my convocation and graduation process. Really, does anyone care? Is it more important because of your Ivy league status? Judging by your posts of late, you're an even bigger whore than Clinton. Whatever, killer, you know you're just jealous. I'm just trying to start a topic of interest about something important that happened today. Doesn't seem to bother anyone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Maybe others just aren't saying anything. (gathers footage showing the THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people Clinton has shaken hands with at various events) Or maybe it's just not that interesting. Oh, and saying others are jealous only reaffirms the masturbatory reasoning for the creation of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 Ok. Maybe if saying others were jealous. Not saying Banky is. All he does is look for instances where I mention what's going on in my life and then point out how I'm talking about it. Hey, this is what my life is. Sorry if I mention it. If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye. People post about what is going on in their lives. This is my life. I'm certainly not going to fucking apologize for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2004 I actually forgot that Banky has some odd beef with you. Neeeeeeevermind. (needs to bone up on his board beefs and feuds) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 30, 2004 If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye. a. the thread was created for comedic reasons b. i'm a nobody because I stock produce for a summer job? maybe I was being too humble, but I also graduated from University. I just didn't whip out my cock and gizz out several posts about it like you have. It flabergasts me that people can go and graduate from an "Ivy league" school yet have no clue about interacting with other people. I hope your "Ivy League" degree keeps you warm at night, it won't be until you knock that superiority chip of your shoulder that you'll resemble anything close to a decent human being. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted May 30, 2004 If I was some nobody stocking shelves at a grocery store, I would probably make posts about how I saw some guy who looked like Bob Barron and I wanted to squirt lemon juice in his eye. OH, so people who stock shelves are NOBODIES, huh, Joe College? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
