Hasselhoff wants to be a Bond baddie.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/site/news/ne...p?news_id=15887

 

Baywatch Bond Baddie?

David Hasselhoff has announced an unexpected ambition. Not only would the German pop sensation like to sing a Bond theme, but he has his eye on a part in the film as well. "I like the idea of being a Bond baddie, " he said. "I can do bad." Well, quite.

[Guest El Satanico]

Yes, yes you can do bad Hassel The Hoff, you can do bad very very well.

 

His portrayal of the evil Michael Knight sent shivers down my spine at just how evil he was. The mustache was what topped it off.

[Ted the Poster 0]

"At least this idea is better than the rap album, Michael."

[Guest El Satanico]

"Prepare to die Mr. Bond...muahahaha"

 

 

No Bond-Car can fuck with K.A.R.R.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Bah, that's KARR from the second episode he was in, where he clearly looked different from KITT. The point of "Trust Doesn't Rust," of course, was to illustrate that KITT and KARR were identical, expect in their programming.

 

Yes, I've watched way too much "Knight Rider" in my days...

[Guest El Satanico]

Well if I posted a picture of the original KARR people would've tried correcting me that it's KITT not KARR.

 

At least I didn't post a picture of the vile Super KITT.

[Dr. Tom 0]

You mean the KITT with that ghastly Super Pursuit Mode and ludicrous panel braking system? Yes, I'm quite glad you didn't post a picture of that. Nothing shows "Knight Rider" in its creative decline quite like KITT with Super Pursuit Mode.

[Guest Flyboy]

You guys need help.

[Guest El Satanico]

You mean the KITT with that ghastly Super Pursuit Mode and ludicrous panel braking system?

Yes, that's the monstrosity I meant.

[Slayer 0]

Nothing shows "Knight Rider" in its creative decline quite like KITT with Super Pursuit Mode.

You mean when all those extra bits would extend out of KITT and the car would go superfast?

 

I used to mark the fuck out as a kid when that happened

[KanadianKrusty 0]

And then you'd get to see KITT at normal speed, but on fast forward~!, which made for quite funny results when in was windy (trees swinging from left to right super-fast in the background)

[Boner Kawanger 0]

New headline:

 

"Hasselhoff Wants to Work Outside of Germany"