Summerslam Press Conference

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Who's goin?

 

Curry and I are, so along with the Superstars of the WWE's autographs, you can get ours too. I charge $2.50 and Curry charges $10.00; you have to provide your own materials to sign, but you can buy a 8X10 photo from our merchandise counter for only $5.00 respectively and we'll be sure to shake your hand and maybe entertain a picture or two*.

 

Besides us, Superstars in attendance will be Vince McMahon, Jim Ross, Rey Mysterio Jr., Chris Benoit, Trish Stratus, Edge, John Cena, Christian, Kurt Angle, Torrie Wilson and Eddie Guerrero.

 

 

(*All photos taken of RRR and LOTC become propertly and license of RudoCurry Industries; any misuse of said property is liable for lawsuit.)

 

...Oh, and there's some sort of TV taping happening later on that night... Smacksomething... I dunno... we may go to that too as you can buy Summerslam tickets before they officially go on sale PLUS you get moved up the autograph lines. But that means you have to pay to watch Smack**** and I don't even watch it "for free" at home.

[Guest Choken One]

I'll take the flight for the sole purpose of Shaking Rudo's hand and getting Curry to sign my CAT tractor hat.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I have a wonderful handshake. It's firm, yet soft. If I'm in a particularly welcoming mood, I might do a double grasp and give ya a wink. But those days are few and far between.

 

Curry has horrible penmanship though. He does, however, have nice puns and one liners that come along with his John Handcock.

[Guest TonyJaymzV1]

RudoCurry Industries scares me, and yet entices me. I'd like to sign up to your newsletter.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I'd laugh my ass off if you got a picture with the devil himself, Vince McMahon.

[Guest Choken One]

Hey, Rudo at worst comes to worst...You can always try the SK Piss off Shane McMahon route and get 100 bucks for your troubles.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

As Executive Junior Vice President of Marketing, Media, Publications, Merchandise and Internet Web-design, I regret to inform you that the RudoCurry Newsletter entitled "You're stupid. Read this and get smart, stupid" is not longer in publication. Unfortunately, our last featured article "Why all men with down syndrome should be thrown into a pressure cooker and eaten by the Japanese, but not the ladies, cause they fine..." caused a bit of a stir because, apparently, feminist groups didn't like the portrayal of women in it, and you know them, always *makes "jerk off/shake" motions along with squeeky door hinge sound* ... anyways, we've been ordered by the court not to publish any publication of any kind.

 

I am, however, happy to inform you that the NEW RudoCurry Underground Newsletter will be in circulation sometime this fall.

 

- John E. MacKinnon

Executive Junior Vice President in a bunch of stuff.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

If we do go to Smack****, I'm hoping to buy really cheap tickets so I won't regret getting kicked out for various reasons... hopefully one of those reasons will be punching vince in the ear.

[Guest Choken One]

HA!

 

Like Vince would be caught dead at the B SHOW.

[cbacon 0]

I may go, but i'm really not up for the task of sitting through Smackdown. Im hoping this pre-sale SummerSlam tickets issue is a password that will work it's way down the grapevine...

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

It is, however, a B-Show in Canada... which means he has an opportunity to play up Montreal 97 and then act like he wants to get over it but the Canadian fans won't let him.

[Krankor 0]

I am, however, happy to inform you that the NEW RudoCurry Underground Newsletter will be in circulation sometime this fall.

*marks out*

 

You can always hit vince in the head with a full beer, that should get security to come hustling towards you pretty quickly.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

But why would you waste a full beer? Why not throw, say, a WWE Originals CD which you stole from another (presumably stupid) fan there waiting to get it signed by John Cena?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The last press conference we went to - the WM 18 one - was soooo smarky that it couldn't have gotten better (well, if we weren't at the very back of the crowd...). Chanting "She's a Crackwhore" at Steph with a large group of other people will forever be close to my heart.

[Krankor 0]

Actually Vince would have to be hit in the head with this badass WWE Pillow that another fan used to campout in front of the press conference with.

 

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[Lord of The Curry 0]

C.E.O of Fabulous LOTC here.

 

I look forward to working close with Mr. Exec. J.V.P Rudo in the upcoming underground issues of RudoCurry magazines and publications.

 

I'll definetley be bringing a few things to the conference, as I can get some serious autograph props if I'm lucky.

 

- Some fitness mag that has Torrie Wilson in a silver bikini with nipples so hard they could cut ma'fuckin diamonds. That should be fun.

 

- I explained my theory to Rudo about attemping The Shocker if I get a photo op with Trish. Rudo would provide a distraction by saying "Give her some Mattitude, Colin!" to which I would act all markish, throw down the V1, modify at the last minute. On second though, I should just have Rudo call me Matt instead of Colin. Rudo, we're fucking doing it.

 

- My Rey DVD

 

- My Royal Rumble DVD for THE BENOIT

 

- My copy of Tributes for Eddy to sign, inside there is a sweet photo of him and Art Barr.

 

So, the question is now....................what kinda chants are we gonnna do?

 

We've already discussed

 

-" Where is Benoit?"

-" You can't see us *clap clap clap clap clap*"

 

Any suggestions?

[Kardo 0]

Go smark crazy...

 

"Push the crusiers"

"We want London"

"WWE Style Sucks"

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Never hurts to bring the beach ball, I always mark out when I see those being tossed around the arena.

[art_vandelay 0]

If we do go to Smack****, I'm hoping to buy really cheap tickets so I won't regret getting kicked out for various reasons... hopefully one of those reasons will be punching vince in the ear.

If you want cheap tix and don't mind missing a bit of Velocity, wait til the show has started and talk to some scalpers. Some of them just want to get home by that point and are willing to get rid of tickets for much less than face value. My friends and I paid $13 per ticket at the last SD in Toronto and eventually just moved up to a few empty seats in the front row of our deck. Best show I ever went to because I finally felt like I got back what I paid for.

 

Of course, I'm left to wonder if I should bother lining up for the autographs if I don't have a ticket to push me up the line. I wouldn't mind the wait as long as I don't leave empty-handed. Anyone else planning to go to this thing without a ticket?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Our initial plan (entitled: "Alpha Plan X") is to go without a Smack**** ticket. Unfortunately, circumstances would be better with a Smack**** ticket; I say unfortunately because that means you'd have to support Smack**** (this plan is known as: "Beta Plan Suck", not to be confused with "Trish Plan Suck", or the more controversial "Benoit Plan Suck".).

[Guest Fook]

This is at noon on Tuesday at the ACC right? Cause my work is about 15-20 minutes away.

 

I might consider taking an early lunch that day. The opportunity to get Rudo's autograph sounds too good to pass up.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Isn't the Score going to be showing footage of the conference on Tuesday around 12:00? Anybody hear anything about that?

[Guest TigerDriver91]

Isn't the Score going to be showing footage of the conference on Tuesday around 12:00? Anybody hear anything about that?

Tuesday June 01

 

The replay of WWE Raw will air at the beginning of the day (12:00 am). At noon (12:00 pm), The Score will be live from the Air Canada Center and will air the Press Conference of a special "upcoming PPV in August", which will include superstars from both Smackdown and Raw. The RAW Superstars already announced include Jericho, Stratus, Christian, Edge and Benoit. The event is scheduled to be hosted by Jim Ross and will have a special appearance by Vince McMahon. Carl DeMarco (president of WWE Canada) is also expected to make a speech. Being that Smackdown will be taped later in the day from the Air Canada Center, numerous Smackdown Superstars are also expected to make appearances. Now here is where it gets tricky The one-on-one with Vince McMahon will not be seen in the usual Off The Record Time slot on TSN at 6 pm. Rather, TSN has offered a special start time for the one-on-one which will be at 7:30 pm. The only problem with that is the doors for the Smackdown Taping at the ACC is also at 7:30.

 

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[evilhomer 0]

So, the question is now....................what kinda chants are we gonnna do?

 

We've already discussed

 

-" Where is Benoit?"

-" You can't see us *clap clap clap clap clap*"

 

Any suggestions?

2:17 PM = VADER TIME

 

 

I'll probably be there. I don't really care about autographs though so I don't plan on sticking around if it's a zoo.

 

How will I recognize the great RRR and LOTC anyways?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I'm on the left, Rudo is on the right.......

 

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Rudo - if you do attend SD, you're bringing a "Funaki: Scientist From The Future" sign, right?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Well, the first time Curry and I went to an event at the ACC we brought a TAKAMANIA banner, so anything is possible.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

TAKAMANIA was runnin' wild all over the ACC that night.

 

I plan on bringing a "Cena is an Informer" sign.

 

Let's see how many people get that one.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Only if Rudo brings one that says "Licky Boom Boom Down".

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Fuck that shit, I want to be witty, not blatantly obvious.