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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I think my ideal frightening animal to fight would be a wolf, or a couple of coyotes. I'm pretty good at kicking a dog's ass, since my neighbors had a swarm of wicked hounds when I was a kid. Riding a bike in their territory would start shit ten times out of ten.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Any and All insects, as well as any spider. Gross motherfuckers...

 

Edit: Happy?

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Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0

Spiders aren't insects. Insects have 6 legs in their adult form, spiders have 8 legs.

 

If you said "any and all arthropods" though, you'd be on the money.

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Yes, but if you look at his post you'll also see "Edit: Happy?" thus insinuating that he has changed it based on Shadow Sovereign's correction you idiotic prick.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Hey now, arguing gets people nowhere.

 

But Spiders still suck. Just seeing one makes me break out in hivbes.

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Guest Salacious Crumb

Just a question to the spider haters. Are you talking about any spider or just the giant hairy ones?

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

A baby spider the size of an ant is the only one I can kill without screaming like a girl.

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Yeah, but a bear isn't going to spring out from under a log and pump you full of venom. Besides, provided you kill the animal in question, would you rather say "I Just killed me a bahr." or "I killed this snake?"

Depends... does the snake look like this?

 

 

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
What about Daddy Long Legs?

Yes...I hate those long creepy legs. :throwup:

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Spider's don't really bother me, because I have seen one, they are extremely easy to kill, but once I put on a pair of old shoes (without socks) and there was a a spider in there of the hairy variations. I promptly pulled the shoe off, used the airhose to get the spider out and crushed it.

 

Oh, and here's a couple of fun facts for you all:

 

- The average human being eats ate spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.

- Ironically, the world's most venomous spider can't use it.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Yeah, but a bear isn't going to spring out from under a log and pump you full of venom. Besides, provided you kill the animal in question, would you rather say "I Just killed me a bahr." or "I killed this snake?"

Depends... does the snake look like this?

 

 

img1.jpg

Pictures of them don't bother me, but if I see a real one, I prepare to defend myself.

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Well not so much the picture.... but if you showed me a dead bear and a dead snake that looked like that?

 

Fucking snake would be scarier than Smokey.

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Yes, but if you look at his post you'll also see "Edit: Happy?" thus insinuating that he has changed it based on Shadow Sovereign's correction you idiotic prick.

I love you.

You seem to love quite a few males on this board. A theme?

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Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0
He said 'all insects, as well as any spiders' you pretentious bastard.

Fuck off, I wasn't ripping on him. A ton of people make the same mistake every day. Find another target to waste your time on.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Can't we all just get along?!

 

P.S.: I think -iB- wants some lovin from UYI :D

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Nice work BBCW!

 

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Nice work BBCW!

 

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

A phrase I'm familiar with all too well....oops, time to get back on topic. Uh...Koala Bears suck! Fucking little buggers nibbling on leaves all day.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

The only thing that sucks about koala bears is their name. THEY'RE NOT RELATED TO BEARS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!

 

Here in Australia, we all have pet koalas that roam the streets when they feel like it. In fact, I don't think a day goes by when I don't hit one with the car. And when you hold them, they dig their claws in because they think you're a tree.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I was the reason the spider rule is there, actually.

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Guest croweater
The only thing that sucks about koala bears is their name. THEY'RE NOT RELATED TO BEARS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!

 

Here in Australia, we all have pet koalas that roam the streets when they feel like it. In fact, I don't think a day goes by when I don't hit one with the car. And when you hold them, they dig their claws in because they think you're a tree.

**throws another Koala on the Barbie**

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Anything that flies and has a stinger equipped. *shudders*

Ughhh...agreed. Dammit, I hate bees and wasps and anything else that has a stinger. They all suck. That and spiders and snakes. Oh and esspecially cats, they're so creepy. It always seems like they know all your secrets and that they're just waiting to claw your eyes out. I've only met one cat I've ever liked. All the rest can fuck off.

 

Edit: And ants, every summer my room in the basement gets infested with the little bastards and I have to steer clear of that room from Mid-June to Mid-October.

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