Guest Trivia247 Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 So um...wheres the Shocking Mordechai segment? He Prayed and used the Kane Turnbuckle pyro...wow. The McMahon shock value has lessened at late Therain King..
Jobber of the Week Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Mark Jindrak w/ Theodore Long d. Kidman via Pinfall when Jindrak reverses a Kidman high spot. That must have been the most boring match ever. Rico and Charlie Hass w/ Miss Jackie d. Akio and Sakoda to retain the WWE Tag Titles via Pinfall when Hass pined Sakoda with a German Suplex with a Bridge WHAT!? Tag Titles are now on Velocity? It can't get any worse after this... Spike Dudley d. Shannon Moore via Pinfall when Dudley hit the Dudley Dog. Never mind, it just did. Cena would knock over Angle and Angle would then say he is going to the board of directors to strip Cena of the US Title. Oh yeah. The board of directors. Again. THRILLING. Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly d. The F.B.I. via Pinfall when Gunn pinned Nunzio after Holly and Nunzio hit a Powerbomb-Running Neck Breaker Combo. We're reaching low-end WCW here.... Some ladies jumped the guard rail and celebrated with Classic, however it was later revealed that Classic paid the ladies for their services. I admit, I laughed. JBL promo saying it will be a Bullrope Match at GAB. I wish they'd at least EXPLAIN the rules when they announce a new or obscure match type that most people haven't heard of and everyone else has forgot. Even Russo was smart enough to do that. Undertaker vs. Booker T went to a no-decision after the match was interrupted by Paul Heyman and the Dudley Boyz. That's a main event!? UGH!!!!!
RavishingRickRudo Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Bradshaw did explain the rules, at length - touch 4 corners while attached to your opponent.
Guest Trivia247 Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Angle as GM is like a unstable mental patient with a little bit of power.. I want Cena to be stripped of the title! Why? because I said so (twitches and drools)
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Bullrope match is the same thing as the Indian Strap, Carribean Strap, Native American Strap, Afro-American Strap, Italian American Strap, and Jewish American strap match.
cbacon Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Bradshaw did explain the rules, at length - touch 4 corners while attached to your opponent. Ah, Carribean Strap Match. Those weren't too bad i guess.
Jobber of the Week Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Hm. Could be alright. I'm kind of concerned, though, because having them tied to each other seems awfully condusive to a bad match.
Guest Choken One Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 I can't for the life of me think of ANY "insert Nationality in question" strap matches that were good. Savio/Austin? thats about it.... maybe Rock/HHH...MAYBE.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Angle as GM is like a unstable mental patient with a little bit of power.. I want Cena to be stripped of the title! Why? because I said so (twitches and drools) The funniest thing about that is that Booker T actually hit his leg with the chair and he still got mad at Cena because Cena started it.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Sting/Vader had a very good strap match IIRC in 1993.
Guest Choken One Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 So how much longer before Angle COMPLETELY rips off Flair's "president of Dubba C Dubya" routine... "Retired Superstar bitter by that fact"? Check "Board of Directors"? Check... Next we need Eric Angle to come back(playing David) and for Brian Hebnar to shave his head and mimic Kurt Angle and for Eric to send Kurt to the looney bin where we get a month of HILARIOUS skits with Angle's mental deteriation...including a cameo apperence from Scott Hall... and then he disappears for a few weeks and returns completely normal again.
Guest Choken One Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Sting/Vader had a very good strap match IIRC in 1993. Of course they did... They had that annoying 3 year **** series of matches where NOT ONE match stood out.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 3, 2004 Report Posted June 3, 2004 Angle as GM is like a unstable mental patient with a little bit of power.. I want Cena to be stripped of the title! Why? because I said so (twitches and drools) The funniest thing about that is that Booker T actually hit his leg with the chair and he still got mad at Cena because Cena started it. I REALLY hope that that doesn't mean anything for Angle's return, because Eddie/Angle would get me watching again. Of course, Angle/Cena: "Feud from Hell-TWO!" Isn't gonna make me watch less, so whatever
iggymcfly Posted June 4, 2004 Report Posted June 4, 2004 The Austin/Regal strap match on Raw was pretty tight, although I have to admit, that's the only one I actually remember seeing..
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