Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 FACT: FrigidSoul used a picture of Kojak in his sig for months. Kojak is bald. Who else is bald? ONE OF THE MODELS ON HOTGAYMEN.COM. Please, for our families. Paid for by The Commitee to Get Kotzenjunge the #1 Pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Hey, put Weird Al back! You can't tell me what propoghanda I can and cannot post! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTID 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 I voted for Anglesault because he might pick me, and dammit, I want to be on the whacky dysfunctional team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 FACT: Kyliejunge was responsible for the reprehensible gimmick forever known as "Human Jukebox." Evidence, you say? He was sloppy enough to leave behind his signature! How much more damning could this picture be?! Do you really want someone like this having the first pick? Make the right decision. Vote Frigid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 ....after I got you traded off of Team Discovery Channel, this is how you repay me? You done fucked up now, boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 FrigidSoul has a hairy back. And he has sex with boys. Vote Kotzenjunge. Upon entering "NY Untouchable" into the popular search engine known as "Google", one is greeted with this image: What does this mean? It means that NY Untouchable is secretly a gentle woodland creature. That chases nuts. Fag. Vote Kotzenjunge. Paid for by Friends of Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Hey look, it's Anglesault's chances. Hey look, it's people that Zack invited over to his "House of Fun." Hey look, I just had a premonition of how things would be if FrigidSoul got the #1 pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Sure, we all know that Kotzenjunge loves to talk about the fastest, best-looking cars in the world today. But did you ever see what the man actually drives? Frigid laughs at stuff like that. He's a winner. Don't you want to be a winner too? Paid for by "The Friggin Frigid Committee" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 NY Untouchable endorses FrigidSoul. NY Untouchable also endorses the New York Mets. The New York Mets are 28-28 right now, dead even at .500. Do you want mediocrity? If so, vote FrigidSoul. If you want prosperity, vote Kotzenjunge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Hi, my name is Telly Savalas. Some of you may know me as TV's long running detective character Kojak. Alot of things have been said about FrigidSoul and I'm here to clear some of them up. You may have heard FrigidSoul is a eunich...well this is far from the truth. Infact, here's one of the many women Frigid has pleased over the years with his legendary wang That FrigidSoul...what can I say? He pleased me in ways no other man could ever dream of. Why I orgasmed from just looking at the massiveness that is his manhood. Let me tell you, he may be a FrigidSoul but he's no FrigidLay *tee-hee* Thank you Miss Minogue. So you see, FrigidSoul isn't just a good choice to have the first pick...he's a good choice to have your daughter marry if you want her to be pleased. Not like that Kotz kid who has a very small penis. So before you vote, ask yourself "Who loves ya baby?" and you'll see the answer is clear...FrigidSoul does. Paid for by celebrities that want FrigidSoul to have the first overall pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Anglesault would draft me. Would you just a man who drafted me? Vote for someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Anglesault would draft me. Would you just a man who drafted me? Vote for someone else. Kotz would gladly draft him too. Isn't that right, Kotz? I would gladly draft Man of 1004 Modes. That kid has some serious talent! Do we need someone that sadistic having the first pick? I think not! Vote FrigidSoul for all our souls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Since I haven't voted yet and the voting is going to be super close, Im wondering what I get to be the swing vote between Kotz and Zach... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Make a meaningless vote in favor of Anglesault. I don't think he can catch the popularity of Mali-Kotz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 This election.... ...there is only one man to vote for......... Paid for by friends of CWM/BBCW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Boy George is a candidate? Damn it, I would've voted for "him" instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Do you hate Man of 1,004 modes? We here at Team FrigidSoul do too...but you know who doesn't hate him? Zack Malibu. Zack Malibu is a mod and could have banned Man of 1,004 Modes long ago. Ask yourself, would a man that wants you to be happy make you endure this poster? I think the choice is clear. If it isn't though, heed this man's advise Hi, I'm Dustin Diamond...or as many of you grew up to know, Screech from Saved by the Bell. Zack Malibu use to peek in on me showering. He also pinched Slater's bum. Remember that when you cast your vote Paid for by the committee to get FrigidSoul the first overall pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 I can't believe you read this text. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Obviously, there's no better decision you can make than voting for FrigidSoul to have the first draft pick. But, even if you don't take our word for it.....why don't you listen to something that actually KNOWS Kotz.... Red Glow-Stick: "Kotz is a douchebag." Yellow Glow-Stick: "I completely agree." Even some of Kotz's most loved objects in the world - his glowsticks - have turned against him. If they're not loyal to him.....why should you be? Vote FrigidSoul. How many glowsticks have called HIM a douchebag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 9, 2004 When did NYU start taking funny pills? Every time he posts his jokes get better and better. <--Kising the butts of FrigidSouls toadies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Any bids for my endorsement --- or lack thereof? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Thinking of voting for Zack Malibu? Let's take a look at him: his idea of grooving music is Vanilla Ice. That's right, he has a gay crush on JAxlMorrison That just gave me an erection in terror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Thinking of voting for Zack Malibu? Let's take a look at him: his idea of grooving music is Vanilla Ice. That's right, he has a gay crush on JAxlMorrison That just gave me an erection in terror. An erection in terror? Yeah, right. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Greatest. Thread. EVER. Oh yea and Vote for FrigidSoul!!! PLEASE!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 My vote puts Kotz in the lead with 1 1/2 hours to go.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 9, 2004 And to think, I marked out over your sig Marvin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 9, 2004 I voted for the person who hates me most....that's an option. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Kotz once did it with a passed-out drunk chick. Vote Frigid Soul... he knows that NO MEANS NO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 Kotz got some. Frigid didn't. Vote Kotz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2004 What the fuck ever, Zsasz. Try looking shit up before you post. She was drunk, but FAR from passed out. I would think that being conscious enough to come with me to the local apothecary and picking out the condoms herself would qualify as "not passed out." And Marvin knows I'm one of his biggest marks and always have been. Good man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
