Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 *sigh* I didn't want it to come to this, guys, I really didn't. But remember: you brought it upon yourselves. ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I still can't believe that Kotz was made a captain. As long as humans run the planet, Kotz will never lead anything. Now perhaps when the Apes rule...... .....Kotz will be 3rd in command.... ...in Nebraska. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I've fucked Popick's fiance. That should stop him from posting for a while. Lacks the subtlety of my implication that I rammed the tender anal flower of Jenni. Therefore, you lose at life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I've fucked Popick's fiance. That should stop him from posting for a while. Lacks the subtlety of my implication that I rammed the tender anal flower of Jenni. Therefore, you lose at life! So you were the one that (anally) raped her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Fuck you Kotz you Australian-Midget-Obsessed Backhole boy. I am the original and best British poster here at TSM. Kylie's kid sister is hotter, but to be fair anything with two legs would be hotter than that leatherfaced goblin your obsessed with. I hear they've named a wing after Kylie at the Botox Injection place in London. Only herself and Cher have had such an honour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 10, 2004 DAMN IT! THE PICTURE DOESN'T SHOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 10, 2004 As the only member of Team Zack active, I formally request that Kingofthe909 be traded to us. No trade, you'll just get him. I won't damn anyone on Team Malibu to be on Team ChokenSault. I already said he can have him. HUZZAH! The problem is that no one gives a damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 10, 2004 I rammed the tender anal flower of Jenni. Therefore, you lose at life! So you were the one that raped her? You're lucky Popick is talking her out of killing herself right now because her parents are mean. Cause if he were here...well...I guarentee there would at least be 2 PARAGRAPHS of stuff we all would have to scroll past. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Team FrigidSoul FrigidSoul Agent of Oblivion StevieKick MarvinIsALunatic KKKTookMyBabyAway Will Scarlet Fook R2DFooster McSockman The Czech Republic Chave Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Alfdogg Nevermortal Angle-Plex RedBaron51 (joined Team FrigidSoul in light of vast talent discrepancy) Way to forget my name, you glow stick faggot. Kylie sucks and she looks like a fucking Muppet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Someone should start a betting pool as to when Cher's plastic surgery is undone by tears and she's rendered a scarred soggy facial freak, if it hasn't been done already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Whoa, way to go, Man of 1,004 Modes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kylie got some of Agnes's love... ...on her face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Fuck you Kotz you Australian-Midget-Obsessed Backhole boy. I am the original and best British poster here at TSM. Kylie's kid sister is hotter, but to be fair anything with two legs would be hotter than that leatherfaced goblin your obsessed with. I hear they've named a wing after Kylie at the Botox Injection place in London. Only herself and Cher have had such an honour. I.. I... Team Malibu wins a small battle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Whoa, way to go, Man of 1,004 Modes! The ONE time I bother finding something funny, the gif craps out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kylie got some of Agnes's love... ...on her face. Are you implying that Kylie marinated your New York strip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Alright, you worthless bastards. Kotz instant messages me out of the blue and tells me that Team Malibu needs me. Well, whoop-de-shit. I'm Mattdotcom, I have no allegiances. And there we are. No man is an island, not even the DotCom Man. So I said yes. I accept the jacket. But how will my team react? I was recruited by someone of another team. Can they trust me? Is this a secret plot? I may not love Saved by the Bell, but I sure as hell am not gonna hang around a bunh of stank-ass ravers. Jesus Christ. I realize everyone calling it gay is going to get old, but have you guys even sat down and thought about it? Check this out. I can't post it on the board for some reason, and it relates to pretty much the rest of the post. Damn conspiracy is what it is. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:eHLK...orment.net/seen I WANTS TO JOIN THAT PARTY~! All I need are AIRPLANE GOGGLES. Honest to God, think about that. A grown man (seen here in Lego form, but this obviously represents a real event) is wearing AIRPLANE GOGGLES. IN PUBLIC. IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. AND THEY DON'T CARE. It's like me going out and wearing a shirt that says "I am -iB-". I hate you all so much. And then we get to the fact that none of you are actually ravers. That makes you liars. Pathetic liars. One team down. In conclusion, I pledge allegience to Malibu. Deep down, you all want to be as cool as us. You just hide it. Making this whole board a collection of pathetic liars. Except Team Malibu. We're the opposite of pathetic liars. We are awesome truth tellers. It's just your job to accept it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 TEAM MALIBU RUNS TRAIN ON TEAM FRIGIDSOUL'S GAYTIME ASS AND MAKES THEM BLEED THE SWEET SWEET BLOOD THAT ONLY ANAL RAPE CAN BRING MADE YOU LOOK YOU A SLAVE TO A PAGE IN MY RHYME BOOK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kylie got some of Agnes's love... ...on her face. Are you implying that Kylie marinated your New York strip? Hell yeah~! And she ordered it well done if you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 TEAM MALIBU RUNS TRAIN ON TEAM FRIGIDSOUL'S GAYTIME ASS AND MAKES THEM BLEED THE SWEET SWEET BLOOD THAT ONLY ANAL RAPE CAN BRING MADE YOU LOOK YOU A SLAVE TO A PAGE IN MY RHYME BOOK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 But she got Beef Tartar instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Kylie got some of Agnes's love... ...on her face. Are you implying that Kylie marinated your New York strip? Hell yeah~! And she ordered it well done if you know what I mean. You mean that your cock is burned to a crisp. Your name is now Burn Cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Agnes BurnCock has a ring to it. TC, make it happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 It's true. My skin is as white as snow, yet my dick is as dark as night. Anyone want pics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 TEAM MALIBU RUNS TRAIN ON TEAM FRIGIDSOUL'S GAYTIME ASS AND MAKES THEM BLEED THE SWEET SWEET BLOOD THAT ONLY ANAL RAPE CAN BRING MADE YOU LOOK YOU A SLAVE TO A PAGE IN MY RHYME BOOK Wow, Kotz projecting his homosexual tendencies. What a surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Says the guy with a cute widdle puddytat in his avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Anyone want pics? No, but I bet Frigidsoul would like a taste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 It's true. My skin is as white as snow, yet my dick is as dark as night. Anyone want pics? But unfortunately, although your penis is black it remains laughably small. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Has that ever really stopped you though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 10, 2004 Anyone want pics? No, but I bet Frigidsoul would like a taste. Man of 1,004 Modes = Kotz?! OMGWTF?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
