DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 You sure it's not Team Malibu wearing EugeneMark's jacket backwards? I mean, after all, they are all a bunch of slack-jawed fucking retards. .... Oh wait, I'm being kind to the retards. That wasn't very nice. I am special. Thus I must proceed to throw my own feces at you *flings poo* Stop flinging Tyler McClelland posts. Mr. Dames won't like cleaning that one up in the morning. One page after he complains about my calling him gay, he retorts with "YOU HAVE NO PENIS " and "YOU POST LIKE POO" Not to mention the aformentioned "YOU'RE NOT MESSAGEBOARDING RIGHT!" comment. Do I even need to respond, or has he already made himself irrelevant enough without my help? You're honestly proving that you're just as irrelevant.
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 Way to edit a post down to one line Tyler, great work. When Team Malibu gets cloe to the level of Team Kotz, we'll talk. Well, we've at least passed your level of literacy. OMG UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMART U SHOULD B IN HARVARDVILLE
Guest MikeSC Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Good times. Yes, yes it is. -=Mike ...Making sure Tyler isn't the only one providing no content right now...
NYU Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Obviously Malibu was thinking with his other head when choosing his team. As opposed to Kotz, who used his exceptional proctology degree to draft such an incredibly bland asshole. Keep trying, Adam. Eventually, one of your teammates will comment on one of your fine Spiny Norman carbon copies. "Blah-blah-blah-you suck" Clever. Hey, aren't you that guy that constantly mentions the "Saga".....and tried to rejuvenate the dead thread known as the "Saga".......and was that oh-so-inspirational leading force behind the "Put the Saga into the Classics Thread" cavalry? Yes, Adam. That is quite the boatload of TSM achievements you have there. Face it. The Saga is the sole time on this board when anyone even cared to read a post that you made. And now that this time has been dead and buried, you hope that constant mentions of it will make you relevant and somehow accepted among the more well-known members of this board. If it weren't for that thread, you wouldn't be anymore respected than -iB- or Man of 1,004 Modes. Once you learn this, life will become easier and you will no longer need to look to a message board for social validation.
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 So far, HeHateMe has proven to be the only member of Team ChokenSault intelligent enough to figure out how to change his avatar, subtitle, or sig. And they wonder why their team is fucked like a Vietnamese whore on May Day.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Thanks for posting! Oh GOD! Stop it! You're splitting my sides! HAHAHAHA! You're fucking hilarious! You should do stand-up! HAHAHAHA! Why bother posting again? All your posts show up as this: +1
Guest MikeSC Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 So far, HeHateMe has proven to be the only member of Team ChokenSault intelligent enough to figure out how to change his avatar, subtitle, or sig. And they wonder why their team is fucked like a Vietnamese whore on May Day. Level of concern over this? Pretty damned low. -=Mike
Der Kommissar Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 So far, HeHateMe has proven to be the only member of Team ChokenSault intelligent enough to figure out how to change his avatar, subtitle, or sig. Well, would you want to openly admit to be a part of that team?
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 So far, HeHateMe has proven to be the only member of Team ChokenSault intelligent enough to figure out how to change his avatar, subtitle, or sig. Well, would you want to openly admit to be a part of that team? If I were on that team, I wouldn't want to acknowledge it either.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Oh GOD! Stop it! You're splitting my sides! HAHAHAHA! You're fucking hilarious! You should do stand-up! HAHAHAHA! Why bother posting again? All your posts show up as this: WHOA!! Something tells me he wasn't being truthful Tell us how you really feel, man.
Adam Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 I obviously hurt you with my post about you, because your intensity has increased. Unfortunately for you, your intelligence has decreased as a result of this. I mean come on, asshole is an old and tired, immature little word. Bland, now right there you could be on the right track, but alas, you are talking to the wrong person when you call someone 'bland'. Your ignorance amazes me, as you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, but yet you try to convince everyone that you may. I'm not looking for praise, and I'm certainly not copying any other poster. I think you are quite confused as to why everyone else is picking on you and your team mates. Well let me put it straight for you: Team Malibu sucks. Yes, I have to go back to an old flame, but there is really no other way to describe your team other than saying it sucks. Team Malibu is full of young, inexperienced posters who don't know how to flame. Its leader had a brain melt for the couple of hours that he spent deciding who to choose. So back to the drawing board NY, you may actually post something of substance some day. Team Malibu sucks? Nice Guy Adam, son... I'm sorry, the only one sucking here is you. 75% of the posts I see from you are pure garbage, and the other 25% are garbage that come prefaced with "I'm not trying to become popular..." Let's face it, Adam, nobody really gives a fuck about you, yet every post you make you try and point out how little you care about your popularity, and then proceed to write the rest of your post in the fashion of "Okay, what's going to make team captain Kotzenjunge happy?" You're calling my boy NY Untouchable bland -- son, your entire schtick is being exactly the same as all of the cool kids in every post. I love the ending, man. NY Untouchable may post something of substance someday? If you'd dig your head out of the collective ass of TSM and look at the sunshine, you'd realize he's posted much more substance than your status-quo ass ever will. Team Malibu says fuck you. Does anyone actually know who you are? Apart from the former champion of a parody e-fed, you really haven't contributed anything meaningful to this board. You're Zack's friend, so he drafted you. I congradulate you on your (poor) attempt at flaming, and hope that you will, in fact, go back to your day job (that being, writing wrestling matches and occasionally trudging up the stairs to get your next meal). You've had it in for me for quite a while now, and I am yet to understand why. That's probably because no one can understand what the fuck you are talking about most of the time. As for my 'wanting to make Team Kotz happy', well mate, I dont now about you, but isn't this a flamewar between teams? Aren't the teams supposed to work together to win? That IS what you have just decided to do with NY Untouchable, isn't it? So if I'm guilty of that, then so is everyone else, including you. Therefore, I could certainly have grounds to say "Pot. Kettle. Black" like every other person on these boards that can't come up with anyhting productive to say, but I won't. Instead, I'll let you flame me again, and I won't give a fuck, because I'll be out living my life. And what a damn good life it is too.
CanadianChick Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 You think your job is so hard, deleting, merging, warning. In reality, no one apprecaites the job you do because you really do nothing of value. You serve as the token female here, and you have ever since I joined this board. Obviously Malibu was thinking with his other head when choosing his team. Aw, isn't that cute? Generic Adam is trying to flame! Too bad those insults are just as generic as your posting. McDoogie Howser? What in the unholy mother of fucking fucked fuckety-fuck is that shitty fucking attempt at a fucking insult? If I wanted to hear such terrible insults, I'd watch fucking ROCKET POWER. Do us a favor and please ban yourself for that horrible, horrible insult. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=56145
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 No, YOU are the stupid one! No one knows who you are! HAH! I WON THREE POINTS!@@ Wow, go play in traffic, would you?
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 No, YOU are the stupid one! No one knows who you are! HAH! I WON THREE POINTS!@@ Wow, go play in traffic, would you? Derf. The master of insults STRIKES AGAIN!
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 This coming from the guy who called me "poo" and said "you have no penis!" Grand!
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 So far, HeHateMe has proven to be the only member of Team ChokenSault intelligent enough to figure out how to change his avatar, subtitle, or sig. And they wonder why their team is fucked like a Vietnamese whore on May Day. Level of concern over this? Pretty damned low. -=Mike For someone who cares so little, you always post about not caring whenever anyone implies that you do. Such a downward spiral is very unhealthy.
Chuck Woolery Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Does anyone actually know who you are? Apart from the former champion of a parody e-fed, you really haven't contributed anything meaningful to this board. You're Zack's friend, so he drafted you. I congradulate you on your (poor) attempt at flaming, and hope that you will, in fact, go back to your day job (that being, writing wrestling matches and occasionally trudging up the stairs to get your next meal). You've had it in for me for quite a while now, and I am yet to understand why. That's probably because no one can understand what the fuck you are talking about most of the time. As for my 'wanting to make Team Kotz happy', well mate, I dont now about you, but isn't this a flamewar between teams? Aren't the teams supposed to work together to win? That IS what you have just decided to do with NY Untouchable, isn't it? So if I'm guilty of that, then so is everyone else, including you. Therefore, I could certainly have grounds to say "Pot. Kettle. Black" like every other person on these boards that can't come up with anyhting productive to say, but I won't. Instead, I'll let you flame me again, and I won't give a fuck, because I'll be out living my life. And what a damn good life it is too. Post count time. My posts in this thread: As of now, 2. Yours: Too many for me to waste time counting. Which one of us doesn't have a life? Does it matter if anyone actually knows who I am here, really? The point being here is that I just exposed you for being the ass-kisser you've oh-so-coyly tried to pretend you're not, and I've exposed the fact that you've been doing it for forever. Untouchable pointed out that you continually drag up the Saga, which is the only thing anyone around here seems to care about of yours. Unlike NYU, I never actually read the Saga, because it doesn't mean shit to me. Kinda like every one of your posts. You claim that pleasing Kotz is what everyone should be doing, but you're totally wrong about that. NYU and I are working together to torch your bitch ass. You're working to get promoted to some faux position of power so that you can reclaim your glory days, which apparently seem to be leading a damn good life. I'm going to flame you again, and -- gasp! -- you won't care. You care, dude. You care far, far too much, and pretending that you don't is only going to serve to make you look even more ridiculous. I totally understand if you're bitter about getting torched, but let's face it -- you can always tool on -iB- again. I mean, that's what the cool kids are doing, right?
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 He should get on his other screenname.
Der Kommissar Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 For someone who cares so little, you always post about not caring whenever anyone implies that you do. What's with people who don't care posting about how they much don't care anyway? Apathetic people posting about their apathy is much too common on the internet.
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 He should get on his other screenname.
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 So in order to join a gang is there some sort of 'beat you in' ritual or something? Nope, just say what team you want to be on. I recommend my team, because we're not drooling retards.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 So in order to join a gang is there some sort of 'beat you in' ritual or something? Nope, just say what team you want to be on. I recommend my team, because we're not drooling retards. Join Team FrigidSoul, Fish - we're not flaming homosexuals like Queen Kotz.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Sign me up as a Kotzenjunge-ite Way to fucking go. Have fun being a limp-wristed faggot.
Art Sandusky Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Posted June 11, 2004 Damn straight. I'll amend the roster page at the start of this thread. You'll need some sort of identifier that says you're with us, and I'll send you some techno and Kylie to get into the proper Kotzenframe of mind.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Does anyone actually know who you are? Apart from the former champion of a parody e-fed, you really haven't contributed anything meaningful to this board. You're Zack's friend, so he drafted you. I congradulate you on your (poor) attempt at flaming, and hope that you will, in fact, go back to your day job (that being, writing wrestling matches and occasionally trudging up the stairs to get your next meal). You've had it in for me for quite a while now, and I am yet to understand why. That's probably because no one can understand what the fuck you are talking about most of the time. As for my 'wanting to make Team Kotz happy', well mate, I dont now about you, but isn't this a flamewar between teams? Aren't the teams supposed to work together to win? That IS what you have just decided to do with NY Untouchable, isn't it? So if I'm guilty of that, then so is everyone else, including you. Therefore, I could certainly have grounds to say "Pot. Kettle. Black" like every other person on these boards that can't come up with anyhting productive to say, but I won't. Instead, I'll let you flame me again, and I won't give a fuck, because I'll be out living my life. And what a damn good life it is too. Post count time. My posts in this thread: As of now, 2. Yours: Too many for me to waste time counting. Which one of us doesn't have a life? Does it matter if anyone actually knows who I am here, really? The point being here is that I just exposed you for being the ass-kisser you've oh-so-coyly tried to pretend you're not, and I've exposed the fact that you've been doing it for forever. Untouchable pointed out that you continually drag up the Saga, which is the only thing anyone around here seems to care about of yours. Unlike NYU, I never actually read the Saga, because it doesn't mean shit to me. Kinda like every one of your posts. You claim that pleasing Kotz is what everyone should be doing, but you're totally wrong about that. NYU and I are working together to torch your bitch ass. You're working to get promoted to some faux position of power so that you can reclaim your glory days, which apparently seem to be leading a damn good life. I'm going to flame you again, and -- gasp! -- you won't care. You care, dude. You care far, far too much, and pretending that you don't is only going to serve to make you look even more ridiculous. I totally understand if you're bitter about getting torched, but let's face it -- you can always tool on -iB- again. I mean, that's what the cool kids are doing, right? Meh. He's young and doesn't really know alot Chuck. Untouchable isn't exactly what I'd call a posting deity either.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 So in order to join a gang is there some sort of 'beat you in' ritual or something? Nope, just say what team you want to be on. I recommend my team, because we're not drooling retards. Join Team FrigidSoul, Fish - we're not flaming homosexuals like Queen Kotz. You have TCR and Chave and claim not to be flaming homosexuals. Something doesn't fit right Nice how you ignore Kotz's faggotry.
DerangedHermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 It's not faggotry it's flamboyance. Flamboyant is what fags use to describe themselves without coming out of the closet.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted June 11, 2004 Report Posted June 11, 2004 Let's all unite in CC hate gentlemen. She's a woman ina man's wrestling related board.
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