Wanna be my Assistant?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Name:

Occupation:

Age:

Sexual Persuasion:

Race:

Favourite Type of Porn:

Favourite Pornstar:

Favourite Weapon:

Favourite Play:

Favourite Movie:

Favourite Booze:

Favourite Type of Condom:

Rocky Horror Picture Show (yay or nay)

Liberace (yay or nay):

Wrestling (yay or nay):

Khaki Pants (yay or nay):

Shirt (yay or nay):

Rush (yay or nay):

Malibu, Kotz, Frigid, or Anglesault:

 

And why would you make the best assistant trailer park supervisor?

 

Give me your best shit analogy:

[justsoyouknow 0]

I bet you FrigidSoul applies, then PMs Banky saying "hook a brutha up".

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Banky doesn't have big titties or give good head most likely. There's no reason to be hooking uh brotha' up this time.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky doesn't have big titties or give good head most likely. There's no reason to be hooking uh brotha' up this time.

My middle name is B.J

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.

You're fired

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.

You're fired

Cunt.

 

Where's my compensation?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.

You're fired

Cunt.

 

Where's my compensation?

Don't drown in the shit

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'll be your assistant but I'm not filling that shit out.

You're fired

Cunt.

 

Where's my compensation?

Don't drown in the shit

Your humour me and I want to be a subscriber to your weekly publication.

[caboose 0]

Name: Stephen Joseph

Occupation: Being rightfully harassed by half of TSM.

Age: 20 years older than my mental capabilites.

Sexual Persuasion: Schaeffer.

Race: Nerd.

Favourite Type of Porn: Gay Porn.

Favourite Pornstar: Me in my own home videos.

Favourite Weapon: Empty box of Kleenex.

Favourite Play: Rent.

Favourite Movie: My Beautiful Laundrette.

Favourite Booze: I don't drink except for the occasional Sherry.

Favourite Type of Condom: Ribbed for YOUR pleasure

Rocky Horror Picture Show (yay or nay): Yay.

Liberace (yay or nay): Yay.

Wrestling (yay or nay): Yay, especially that Pat Patterson fellow.

Khaki Pants (yay or nay): Yay.

Shirt (yay or nay): Only if pink.

Rush (yay or nay): Yay, i thought you asked if I had Thrush.

Malibu, Kotz, Frigid, or Anglesault: Anglesault.

 

And why would you make the best assistant trailer park supervisor?

 

Because I could clean the toilets best, I do eat shit you know. And thats the truth, Ruth!

 

Give me your best shit analogy:

 

The crap on my teeth.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Chev, dude, it's not even a contest. These shitiots couldn't load up a double-barrel hair-trigger shit machine gun even if I was watching them like a shithawk.

 

*Points at eyes ala Lahey*

 

Like a shithawk.

 

Plus, I'll walk around without a shirt and eat cheeseburgers all the time.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Chev, dude, it's not even a contest. These shitiots couldn't load up a double-barrel hair-trigger shit machine gun even if I was watching them like a shithawk.

 

*Points at eyes ala Lahey*

 

Like a shithawk.

 

Plus, I'll walk around without a shirt and eat cheeseburgers all the time.

Screw that, I have my own shiny badge.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Give me your best shit analogy:

 

The crap on my teeth.

Declined.

 

What the shit does that mean? Look up analogy in your dictionary. Your intelligence is shit.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'd sign up but there's no point.

[Adam 0]

Name: Adam

Occupation: Student

Age: 17

Sexual Persuasion: Straight

Race: Australian (yeah, its not a race, but get fucked)

Favourite Type of Porn: Straight or lesbian

Favourite Pornstar: Nikki Nova

Favourite Weapon: Steel Chair

Favourite Play: I dont watch that shit

Favourite Movie: Pulp Fiction

Favourite Booze: Cascade Premium Lager

Favourite Type of Condom: Wider fit

Rocky Horror Picture Show (yay or nay): it was alright, I'll go yay

Liberace (yay or nay): nay

Wrestling (yay or nay): yay

Khaki Pants (yay or nay): nay

Shirt (yay or nay): yay

Rush (yay or nay): nay

Malibu, Kotz, Frigid, or Anglesault: Kotz

 

And why would you make the best assistant trailer park supervisor?

Because I'm the best offer you've got so far.

 

Give me your best shit analogy:

No. Fuck off.

[The Kid 0]

This just gets worse and worse...

[Nighthawk 0]

Or better and better, if you're hip to the whole bad means good thing.

[The Kid 0]

Yeah this thread is da BOMB. It's so bad.