I can't insult people randomly

[Guest FrigidSoul]

When I insult people its usually because they piss me off or annoy me. I then use words to make them upset whereas I can laugh at the fact they get hurt online. I don't tend to care much for the feelings of people that annoy me and thus I'll go to levels others wouldn't venture.

 

In short, unless somebody starts pissing me off this gang war means nothing. My team's intelligence is sick and tired of being insulted with jokes on sexual orientation that lead nowhere. In fact I shouldn't even call them "my team" as I just went about picking people who I've met here and get along with quite well(until the later rounds, then I just picked random people on the list).

 

So if this is going to continue somebody had better at least put some thought into something directed at me. The closest I got to being offended was by JSYK, but then I remembered his head is disproportionate to the rest of his body and he's often laughed at for resembling the Eastern Island statues. In good concience I couldn't flame him, for I pity him.

 

So get to it.

[justsoyouknow 0]

....I'll have you know my head is perfectly proportionate with the rest of my body.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

This thread would make sense if you could even flame people when you were mad at them.

 

Alas, alas. The first team bites the dust. Anyone wanna do the eulogy, or should we just toss the rotting corpse into the East River?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Tyler, you could always try to piss me off. Come on, take a break from whatever it is you're doing and give it a go.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Eh... I've got to go to a job interview, though...

 

OOH! I GOT ONE!

 

 

 

Reagan is such a pussy. Alzheimers? Panzy ass illness. If he was more liberal, he would've survived longer. And it would've been poetic justice if he had died of AIDS.

 

Mad now?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

....I'll have you know my head is perfectly proportionate with the rest of my body.

No it isn't. You lost far too much weight in a short amount of time and you now have the cheeks of a bloodhound. You remind me of Droopy, except Droopy cartoons were always entertaining for at least 90seconds. If Fox brings back the Swan I highly recommend you sign up for it before you get back problems from your neck holding up so much flab.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Eh... I've got to go to a job interview, though...

 

OOH! I GOT ONE!

 

 

 

Reagan is such a pussy. Alzheimers? Panzy ass illness. If he was more liberal, he would've survived longer. And it would've been poetic justice if he had died of AIDS.

 

Mad now?

The only way I'll be mad after that is if whatever place you're going to hires you. There are plenty of intelligent people out there in need of jobs and passing them over for you would be a shame. Unless of course you're just applying to be that person who changes the basket of fries at McDonalds. I don't want to be too certain, but I think you can manage that.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Oh...

 

That wasn't very nice, you know.

[Zack Malibu 0]

....I'll have you know my head is perfectly proportionate with the rest of my body.

Nah. There's always gonna be that one part that's obscenely small.

[k thx 0]

FrigidSoul is just too damn loveable to be flamed.

 

Thats the problem with team FS: we're too damn good. The other teams just stick to flaming each other, cos they know they cant compete.

[Guest Dids]

Roughtly translated this post means "My team sucks so I'm going to pretend I'm above things."

 

I'll get ya worked up FSter.

 

Frigid Soul is obviously an attention whore with no self-esteem, and being the BMOC on TSM fills that need, until he realizes that it's pathethic to define yourself via your standing on a message board, then he cries to himself and has to have his therapist make him feel better.

 

So every two weeks wigs and blows that- then pretends to leave only to come back 3 days later.

 

He's obsessed with a 16 year old that isn't that attractive, and for that and the reasons above, probably wishes he was Zack Malibu, which itself is reason alone to swallow some buckshot.

 

Love,

 

Dids, Team Kotz

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Tyler, I'm disappointed in you, you liberal fuck. If you're going to insult Ronnie, at least make it worthwhile reading.

 

Say something like "Good thing he died of Alzheimers -- at least then he passed on with a clear conscience."

 

And you have the sheer gall to be in my football contest...

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Poor Dids. You didn't even come close, but since you tried I'll acknowledge your statement.

 

First, lets correct you on the things of which you got wrong(this appears to happen quite often with you.) CanadianChick is 17, and I don't think saying she's pretty or intelligent constitutes as obssessing over her. However, if it is, at least I can say my train of thought lies upon a very great girl. Lets now see what you sit at home obsessing over each and every night.

 

 

Now this isn't a fat joke at all. In fact its a wake up call. When you work out and spend hours on end trying to lose weight and after doing so the best you can reach is somewhere around 325lbs then you're just sad. Your two best friends are Jack Daniels and Colonel Sanders. Your mistress is Betty Crocker. Even the task of sitting down causes you to break out into a sweat and force co-workers around you to question whether or not they should call 9-11. Even if they tried to you replaced the speed dial option for it with Dominos most likely. Your arteries cry out in pain as they try to force whole morsels of food through your blood stream. I can't imagine what your heart must look like, I'm guessing it resembles a speedbag used by Mike Tyson in 1984.

 

Not only that but you resemble an albino Oompa-Loompa. I only bet you wish you worked in a Chocolate Factory. Only thing is if you were hired by one the corporation would find its golden ticket straight to bankruptcy after a week or two.

 

My therapy has nothing to do with TSM, although I can see why you would think it does. Having to put up with constant idiocy of most of you would send anybody into a fit of depression.

 

In closing, when you go to sleep tonight surrounded by empty Big Mac containers and crumbs of french fries remember...your heart has only about 10 more years of sustaining this pace. I ask you kindly that you not put me down as one of your paul bearers as I don't wish to get the herniated disc that goes along with treking your bloated corpse to its final resting place.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

all i read are excuses

[Guest Dids]

My attempt to play Stone Cold to FS's Kane has worked.

 

The beast is awake.

 

It's Double Quarterpounders, Ice Cream and Bombay Saffire. For a fat man- I don't get down with fried chicken.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'd insult Popick if it didn't lead to me getting banned for saying really cruel things. When his testicles drop from his abdomen and he won't cry to Dames then I'll think about giving him my time.

[k thx 0]

Roughtly translated this post means "My team sucks so I'm going to pretend I'm above things."

Roughly translated, this means that Dids feels inferior to me, and so is trying to overcompensate by putting me down. Also, he is a moron.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I'd insult Popick if it didn't lead to me getting banned for saying really cruel things. When his testicles drop from his abdomen and he won't cry to Dames then I'll think about giving him my time.

Wow.

 

More excuses.

 

It's no wonder why FS's team is falling apart already. Pretty sad when us "rejects" show more ommphhh.

 

Knock yourself out, I'm out swing dancin~!

[Art Sandusky 0]

 

FrigidSoul will now not be able to respond for a few hours while he goes to buy a keyboard that isn't encrusted in semen.

[k thx 0]

I'd hit it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with a shovel

[Guest BDC]

Oh, get him some anime too.

 

Anime, the legal way to indulge pedophelia.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Popick you dangle off the fact you lent Dames a small wad of cash. That's your entire meaning. Not a single person on this messageboard likes you, or respects what you have to say. Its kind of like when you were in elemetary school, except due to your being behind a monitor miles upon miles away there's nobody to dunk your head in a toilet where everybody involved in the dunking took a shit in.

 

That's classic, dude. You've made me jealous and that's hard to do. -I Drink Rat's Milk, for reason below.

He doesn't like you

 

Popick is the #1 poster on TSM Forums based on the fact he freaked out some hoes on a GGW tape. -My Eyebrow is on Fire in GGW thread.

Doesn't like you

 

You actually have a sense of humour. argh! Now I like you a little bit as well. - Cancer Marney

She hates you

 

I am awaiting Dames to ask Popick for the money to buy an apartment complex...BPP: He saved the Community. - The Amazing Rando

Laughs at your existence

 

What's a MetroSexual? Stephen Joseph -JSYK

Thinks you're pathetic.

 

Its quite clear that you're worthless Popick, and if there was a way to remove you from my government's offices then by all means I would. I mean you're an absolute twit. I don't often hit women but if I ever met your mother I would probably end up slapping the shit out of her for ever opening her legs and taking on your father's seed. She would probably understand too since she most likely regrets the action every night. Your father must shake his head in disgust over what he helped raise. Infact I bet part of the reason he most likely spends his nights at a local tavern are to drink away the sorrows of having his genetic code in you.

 

You also need to realise the only reason your girlfriend is with you is because normal people see just how truly fucked up she is. I guess beggers can't be choosers though huh? The reason behind her mother yelling at her is most likely because her father got off more from molesting her as a young girl than doing anything with her mother. That kind of ruins things for you sexually though as I'm sure she's already widened and torn larger than what you have to offer. Meaning no friction to whatever it is you have down there to offer. Kind of funny how her father loads her with his salty semen and she then goes to you to let her salty tears fall on your shoulder.

 

In closing my only wish is that you were born in Nazi Germany. If you were then you would have swing danced your way inside of a brick oven and the world would be rid of you. Sadly though this isn't the case and I'll have to wait for some other form of hate group to end you, because for intelligent people like me you aren't worth 30-life in prison.

[Art Sandusky 0]

About time Team FrigidSoul started showing some moxie. It's all for naught, but still.

[Guest Dids]

Roughtly translated this post means "My team sucks so I'm going to pretend I'm above things."

Roughly translated, this means that Dids feels inferior to me, and so is trying to overcompensate by putting me down. Also, he is a moron.

You smell like poo.

[Steviekick 0]

FrigidSoul is just too damn loveable to be flamed.

 

Thats the problem with team FS: we're too damn good. The other teams just stick to flaming each other, cos they know they cant compete.

Damn straight. Team FS eats everyone else and shits them out with Ex-Lax.

[Guest Dids]

So basically Team FS is constipated.

 

Team Kotz- we can digest things just fine thank you.

 

Team Kotz- plenty of fiber in our diets

 

Team Kotz- regular since 2001.

[Steviekick 0]

It's much more comfortable quickly shitting out Team Kotz than having you settle in our collective colons.

[Guest Dids]

Please, shitting out Team Kotz is like one of those nice shits that doesn't hurt, and you don't really even need to wipe after.

 

Team FS is a big smelly "don't go in there for 20 minutes type turd"

 

Team Cokensault is a dump in your pants

 

Team Malibu is a pussy fart.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I also realise that Kotz tried to insult me earlier in this thread. Until he uses fresh material though I don't see the need to really respond. Its pretty pointless to shoot somebody point blank with a pistol for repeatedly throwing pebels at you.

[Art Sandusky 0]

We're digested so well, those who ingest us don't even have waste product. Rather, they simply release us as pheremones into the air, titilating the senses of all around them.