I can't insult people randomly

[Guest Dids]

The pebble just distract you while I run up behind you with a big rock and drop it on your head.

 

Team Kotz- we're sneaky.

[Steviekick 0]

Team Kotz is filled with chunks of corn.

[Guest Dids]

A pause for a question-

 

Would you rather eat corn out of shit or fuck your Mom in the ass?

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I'm confused.

 

Someone insult me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

 

Hey look, FrigidSoul has recruited his best friends to help him.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

titilating

[Guest Dids]

 

This was the 4th thing that popped up on a google image search for your name.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh, come now, all you can do is harp on a the lack of an L. Guess something has to take your mind off of the lack of A you get.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Here comes Kotz's friends to back him up

[Steviekick 0]

Both would leave a rash...so what's your point?

[Guest Dids]

The humor of FS's post is lost on me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

OH HOHOHOHO AH HAHAHAHAHA I GOT NO FREINDZ BUT I AINT A PIILHED DAT GOTZ DA HOTS FO HIS SUPADUPA SHRINK

[Guest FrigidSoul]

No, you're just a pillhead who enjoys women that have the facial features of barnyard animals.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I'm confused.

 

Someone insult me.

Man, I'm like switzerland or something. I demand abuse.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Your subtitle says Gold, but your belt there is clearly Blue. I declare you a mental invalid.

[Steviekick 0]

Would you idolize a woman whose caricature looks like this?

 

 

I wouldn't.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

It's much more comfortable quickly shitting out Team Kotz than having you settle in our collective colons.

Team Kotz settles in your colon, but it gets there through the back door

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that, as long as it's not my colon...

[Guest Dids]

Please note- the whole Kylie thing is just Kotz- the rest of the team is iffy on the issue at best.

 

But if we post that one ass pic- you all better respect it- 'cause it's a nice ass.

[Steviekick 0]

Please note- the whole Kylie thing is just Kotz- the rest of the team is iffy on the issue at best.

 

But if we post that one ass pic- you all better respect it- 'cause it's a nice ass.

I know...it's just that Kylie by default is your team's mascot.

[Art Sandusky 0]

As she should be, she's the only thing in the universe that could hope to represent the testament to the general resplendence of the human experience that Team Kotzenjunge represents.

[Steviekick 0]

The type of women team Kotz attracts:

 

The type of women team FS attracts:

 

10 out of 10 chicks in metal bands prefer team FS.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Kotz, she's ugly and absolutely talentless. She's a female version of you...well a version of you that was born with female genitals anyway. If she died today they could use her hide to make a fine jacket and her teeth to make custom designer doors. Her lazy eye glares deep into your soul and makes you question who in their right mind would listen to such crap.

 

Between your abismal taste in music and your choice of lifestyle I have to question whether or not you were hugged enough as a child. Maybe your father walked out on your family and you had no masculine influence. Most people call what you do a "short phase" and move on but you just can't seem to grow past it. The bright flourecent lights of the glowsticks mesmorise you like a baby with a jingling keychain. The women don't bathe, shave, or generally practice any means of hygeine, then take E until they vomit yet you still surround yourself with them and ask for more.

 

I often flip through the channels and half expect to see you on the Bravo channel helping to give make-overs to real heterosexual men. I think Loss is less of a homosexual than you. If anything at least you raise the stock of Preperation-H and K-Y Jelly. I'm sure plenty of people on Wallstreet are thankful for that.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Man, if only I were the male version of Kylie, that'd rock. I'd be rich and famous and I wouldn't be stuck here with someone trying to rationalize his own sociopathic nature.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

She's not famous. She's b-level talent. She's grouped with Tom Green, Andy Dick, Steve Harvey, etc. I amongst many others never heard of her before you mentioned her. I believe the reason for that is because she's not talented in her field of work. She's probably as rich as Corey Feldman too.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Please note- the whole Kylie thing is just Kotz- the rest of the team is iffy on the issue at best.

 

But if we post that one ass pic- you all better respect it- 'cause it's a nice ass.

I know...it's just that Kylie by default is your team's mascot.

Kylie is NOT our mascot.

 

THIS is our mascot:

 

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I can not insult CWM's taste in a mascot. That is a nice ass on that woman

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

And I can't insult you because of that delicious Popick roast.

 

I will now focus on ChokenSault and Malibu's teams.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Not my fault your ill-cultured and closed American point of view can't recognize the greatness of someone the rest of the planet reveres.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Kylie is the 'soccer' of the music bussiness. Sure the rest of the world thinks she's pretty good, but in the end she doesn't mean shit here because we have choices that are 100 times better than her.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

That's a sucky ass, this one is better

 

 

 

(Taken from Ripper's sig)