Interim Leader of Team ChokenSault

[Guest EugeneMark]

We need a leader since Choken One has went away and AngleSault has yet to make his glorious enterance into the war.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Did you ever see that episode of star trek voyager where the badass aliens came out of that weird space and straight fucked up the Borg planet with a big lightning looking laser beam?

 

I'm totally gonna do that to your house.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Damn Trekkies.

[Guest EugeneMark]

Did you ever see that episode of star trek voyager where the badass aliens came out of that weird space and straight fucked up the Borg planet with a big lightning looking laser beam?

 

I'm totally gonna do that to your house.

No I did not, and No you can't because its secret and you can't find it.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Modes, you fantasy book pro wrestling.

 

eugene, I'm willing to eradicate a planet in order to get rid of you.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Modes, you fantasy book pro wrestling.

Touche. (goes to lie in a corner in fetal position)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Modes, you fantasy book pro wrestling.

 

eugene, I'm willing to eradicate a planet in order to get rid of you.

I think Thumbtack is beginning to understand how I feel about IB.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I think that EugeneMark is a fucking tremendous gimmick poster.

 

Kudos.

[Adam 0]

You fucking would, he's basically you with a personality.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Hush, Adam.

 

Damn Tasmanians... Have they got power down there yet?

[Guest JacK]

Inbred Tasmanian's are still better than Queenslanders. I mean they even call it 'Queens'land. You must be gay to live there it's quite obviously a prerequisite.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

If you consider homosexuality worse than incestuous relations, I urge you to put a power drill into your head to reassess the damaged part of your brains.

[Guest JacK]

No that's just one of the plethoria of things wrong with Queensland. They have homosexual incest, for one thing.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

I'd be interesting in hearing where you live.

[Guest JacK]

I'd be interesting in hearing where you live.

uhhh . . . I think I can decipher that.

 

I live in New South fuckin Wales . . . the premier state bitch!

[King Cucaracha 0]

Judging by his wit and grammar, Beau would make a perfect replacement.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Oh, you mean the State that's going to get it's ass kicked in this year's State of Origin in the remaining two games?

 

Queensland pwns New South Gayles. And shouldn't you be watching SmackDown! ?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Simply because of the fact that most of the Australian hotties I've met were from there, I'm inclined to push Western Australia over the others.

 

Queensland lost the moment -iB- was conceived.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Queensland pwns New South Gayles. And shouldn't you be watching SmackDown! ?

Gayles? Gayles?!

 

[Guest JacK]

Queensland was loooooong gone before then.

 

And riiiight, bring up a series your currently losing to brag about how good your state is. 'We're losing, but we might make a comeback! It's still good! It's still good!'

 

Edit: And your state is the LAND OF QUEENS. Glasshouse. Stones.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey JacK, you're a GM mark and all (and my condolences for that), but you want on Team Kotzenjunge? You can flame the shit out of -iB- and it be sanctioned.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

'We're losing, but we might make a comeback! It's still good! It's still good!'

That's the mentality.

[Guest JacK]

Cool ok, how does that work? I'm guessing that'd mean no more lame Kylie insults then . . .

 

Edit: That's a loser mentality right there. No wonder all the Ford teams and drivers are based in Queensland.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

No, Kylie's a pop queen. And judging by Team Kotz' avatars, they're the queens of the TSM Gang Wars.

[Guest JacK]

Bah even I've heard that one before. It got no-sold whever that was too.

You don't like colours? You a 15 year old goth or something? Colours = cool.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I think that EugeneMark is a fucking tremendous gimmick poster.

 

Kudos.

 

Look IB...Power Rangers!

 

I think that's more your speed.

 

Just don't let those 5th graders jack your stuff like last time.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Cool ok, how does that work? I'm guessing that'd mean no more lame Kylie insults then . . .

 

Edit: That's a loser mentality right there. No wonder all the Ford teams and drivers are based in Queensland.

See, you wanted to be on the team, then you go and insult the official automakers of Team Kotzenjunge by daring to say that they actually have their shit on Queensland land. They clearly do all of their work and live on autonomous land rather than be in the same state as -iB-.

[Guest JacK]

Makes sense I guess . . . in theory.

 

 

And where was it stated that they were the official automakers? How are people supposed to know these things?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

you geuss.

[Guest JacK]

After doing some ~Research~ I've discovered that Ford closed down it's Brisbane (in Queensland) plant in 1998, when it was approaching it's 75th year. That's probably when they spotted -ib-, he would've been like 11 then and well on his way to what he is now.