Interim Leader of Team ChokenSault

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...

 

 

light them if you got 'em gentlemen.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Classy.

[Guest Fook]

 

Help yourself fellas.

[1234-5678 0]

 

Why not try a little of this?

 

Mwa hahahahahaha

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Yoink*

[1234-5678 0]

 

There ya go CWM, the first one's on me

[Guest Fook]

Edit: Nevermind

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Man Crack is whack~!11

 

ROTFLMAO~!11

[1234-5678 0]

 

Maybe these are a little more up your alley glowstick boy.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Meh,

 

E got old for me like 3 years ago.

 

I'm reformed now. I don't drink or do any hard drugs. I smoke teh cronic occasionally and that's it.

 

It was ruining my life doing all that other shit.

 

Everyone has to grow up someday I geuss.

[1234-5678 0]

Weed only leads to cartoons, junkfood and Bob Marley.

 

My three mortal enemies.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I listen to Sublime and Cypress hill when High

[1234-5678 0]

Sublime wouldn't bother me if every lameass cover band around here didn't sing that one song over and over again every single time I am in a bar.

 

"Life is (too short), so love the one you got

Cause you might get runover or you might get shot

 

Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest

Never start no static I just get it off my chest

Take a small example, take a tip from me

Take all of your money, give it all to charity

Love is what I got

It's within my reach"

 

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I loathe most cover bands.

[1234-5678 0]

But, I fronted a cover band............

 

 

Most of the covers we did didn't suck though. For the two shows we lasted, here was our setlist.

 

"It's So Easy"-GNR

"Mr. Brownstone"-GNR

"Roadhouse Blues"-Doors

"Five To One"-Doors

"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"-Led Zep

"Fire"-Jimi Hendrix

 

Our second set was a little more for the broads.

 

"Shimmer"-Fuel

"Alive"-Pearl Jam

"He's Everything You Want"-I don't know

"How's It Gonna Be"-I forget

"Lost Angel"-Me

"Memories Fade"-Me

"LA Woman"-Doors

 

Another break, then this

 

"Patience/One In A Million"-GNR

"Lose Yourself"-Eminem (I gave the mic to the guitar player for that one)

"Midnight Blues"-our bass player

"You Shook Me All Night Long"-AC/DC

 

Either way, we were the greatest band ever.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I meant the more mainstream ones.

[1234-5678 0]

It's like getting drunk in my car and forcing myself to listen to songs I avoid like the plague. There are a few cool ones though, they'll toss in some gems here and there. I like the ones who play older shit, rather then whatever happens to be on "alternative" radio at the time.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I love the name Beau.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

"Chevy" gives it a run for it's money in terms of quality.

[Art Sandusky 0]

-iB- and FrigidSoul have chicken fights while dangling from Banky's sack.

[Nighthawk 0]

Too bad I missed the drug pictures run. I would have posted this:

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

-iB- and FrigidSoul have chicken fights while dangling from Banky's sack.

I remember those days.

 

Thank god I moved on. Now I'm strictly an arm dangler.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Too bad I missed the drug pictures run. I would have posted this:

 

You did.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Too bad I missed the drug pictures run. I would have posted this:

 

And Zack would've slipped a few to CC.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Ah, see, now that was breaking the "hey, you're gay" monotony. Keep that up, if you can remember how you did it.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

FS has been waaay more pedophileish than Zack.

[alfdogg 0]

Candy hearts are overrated.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Candy hearts are overrated.

not if they're laced.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Ah, see, now that was breaking the "hey, you're gay" monotony. Keep that up, if you can remember how you did it.

derrr whut?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

VOTE FOR ME.. please?