Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Why in the hell would a 15 year old kid need to smoke for? Work too hard? 9th grade too hard? Seriously though, you don't have a car to pay for, nothing really to pay for, and you smoke. It's obvious you do it to be "cool". Oh, of course. *Laughs* There's no other reason! (*10th grade)
Use Your Illusion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 10th? I think I'm speaking for everyone here when I say well done, you've surpassed our expectations.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Funnily enough, you didn't know me before then, but thanks mate.
Use Your Illusion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I wish I excreeted hot babes and pizza. Then I'd never have to leave home. Ever. Think about it, kids. UYI
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I'd feel funny eating one thing out of my ass, let alone two.
A Happy Medium Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 This is a fun thread. Btw, packs usually run about 2.90 to 3.50 here in Dallas. *lights up a delicious and nutritious cancer stick*
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 *Does likewise before Friday Night Raw in a few odd minutes*
justsoyouknow Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Shouldn't you be out smoking with your friends? You know, if you're smoking by yourself, you might be a smokaholic.
justsoyouknow Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 A smokaholic wakes up in the morning and needs to smoke. I wake up in the morning and want to smoke. There's a vast difference. But Beau....I'm afraid you have an addiction. YOU'RE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 25 years on this planet and I still have never had a cigarette. One of my few positive accomplishments in life.
DerangedHermit Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Beau can't stop smoking fags. Stop smoking fags, Beau. God doesn't like it when you smoke fags. [/jerkass homophobe]
PLAGIARISM! Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 25 years on this planet and I still have never had a cigarette. One of my few positive accomplishments in life. I lasted about 19 years, I think. But then, I've got to keep people thinking I'm a poser. I don't know what I have to gain from it, but they're wrong. suckas.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I had my first cigarette at age 9. Wasn't a smoker until my mid-early teens though. 14 sounds about right.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Shouldn't you be out smoking with your friends? They don't. And the ones that do are doing likewise. A smokaholic wakes up in the morning and needs to smoke. I wake up in the morning and want to smoke. There's a vast difference. You're right. 'Tis 10:33 AM Saturday morning now, and I just woke up about 15 minutes ago spiralling, spiralling into both categories. Really - if you want to smoke, don't you need to?
Art Sandusky Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 No. I want to smoke one of the pre-embargo Cubans a store downtown sells, but I don't need to go down there and get one. 'sides, they're $13 each.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 You don't strike me as a cigar guy. You should get a corncob pipe, because those are instant personality.
Nighthawk Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 But not a hookah. You'll look like a freak.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 No shit, when I picture Spoon smoking something, his arms are in wild gesticulations when he's trying to describe something, with a burning cherry narrowly missing people's faces and hair. If he had a hookah, he'd look like an octopus on mini-thins, plus he'd probably break the fucker that weekend. Corncob pipe, man. Safe for innocent bystanders, cheap, effective, original, and simple. Plus they have southern charm.
Art Sandusky Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 No shit, when I picture Spoon smoking something, his arms are in wild gesticulations when he's trying to describe something, with a burning cherry narrowly missing people's faces and hair. This is surprisingly accurate in the three cases I've smoked a cigarette. No idea how it didn't fly out of the holder. Sadly though, the corncob pipe doesn't go with anything I wear, because while it has Southern charm, I don't look like a Southerner.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 No, but you probably sound like one whether you like to admit it or not, so that means you can pull it off. If someone questions you about it, say it reminds you of your kin. Edit: and if you're just smoking for the taste or as a fashion prop anyway, that's totally the pipe department.
Art Sandusky Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Nope, don't sound like it either. People around here ask me if I'm from New York or something.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Then obviously you need something to southern you up. Corncob pipe.
Art Sandusky Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Lord no, I don't want to be southerned-up. I plan on getting the hell out of here as soon as possible.
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Lord no, I don't want to be southerned-up. I plan on getting the hell out of here as soon as possible. I hear Fire Island is pretty nice.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I'm proud to say I haven't smoked a cigarette in 8 months....AND I NEED ONE!
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