Christmas Comes Early For Team Kotz

[Zack Malibu 0]

That's right guys, Merry Christmas six months earlier! Thanks to donations from our legions of fans, we decided to go out and do something nice in the midst of these battles. Bow down and appreciate us.

 

First gift is for David Schwimmer, The Poster Formerly Known As Incandenza

 

 

Inc, we at Team Malibu feel that this muzzle should come in incredibly handy when we tire of hearing the $50 dollars words you spew out in order to attempt to look cooler than us. In reality, it just makes you look like a bookworm who's read Webster's one too many times. Strap it on at will (but don't let IDRM hear you say that).

 

Next up, Dids:

 

 

I realize it's only one bucket, but we are on a budget. Still, it's the thought that counts. You could surely use this an appetizer to your fudge flavored steaks and french fries dipped in ice cream.

 

Now of course, I wasn't the only one at Team Malibu to go shopping, so my fellow members will be adding their gifts at will. Enjoy Christmas In June, Team Kotz!

[1234-5678 0]

For CWM:

 

 

Enjoy the sweet, angelic voice of your favorite and mine, Courtney Love

[Guest JacK]

Wow the wit is as sharp as a bowling ball, and the idea's are as original as Cena's last few raps.

[1234-5678 0]

Some of those older bowling balls have sharp parts.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

First gift is for David Schwimmer, The Poster Formerly Known As Incandenza

 

At first I thought this was a cock and balls cozy; I was disappointed to learn it was not.

 

Anyway, Team Malibu continues to show that their wit is on just this side of Team Frigid's yawn-inducing barrage of gay jokes, which have all the subtlety of nudging someone in the ribs and saying "you like to suck dick, if you know what I mean."

 

So go on, Team Malibu. Keep thinking you can hang with the cool kids, but know that you never will. You will forever be intimidated by our superior intelligence, good looks, dancing skills, large cocks and really neat haircuts. We are the toast on which TSM's bread is buttered; you are merely a crumb.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I've noticed that threads where our #1 draft pick posts are silenced immediately. Are you people that embarassed by getting figuratively destroyed by a picture of a little girl? I mean, she is kinda badass, and certainly looks harder than all of Team Malibu could hope to look.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I mean, she is kinda badass, and I certainly get harder looking at that then I do when looking at Team Malibu.

We're neither flattered nor impressed with you, pedophile.

[Guest Dids]

 

My gift for Team Malibu- this seems about your speed.

 

 

For Team FS. Enjoy

 

 

For Team Cokensault- it's for your own good.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

mmmm, cocoa...thanks Dids!

[Angle-plex 0]

Dids is fat and Zack likes to suck dick....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...if you know what I mean.

[The Kid 0]

Dids sure sucks down a lot of weiners.

[Angle-plex 0]

Dids sure sucks down a lot of weiners.

You should know, fag.

[The Kid 0]

That was half-assed.

[Guest EugeneMark]

 

For Team Cokensault- it's for your own good.

That isn't Team ChokenSaults secret fort

[DerangedHermit 0]

That was half-assed.

And even a full ass is too little for you. He likes four asscheeks with a side of cocknuggets.

[1234-5678 0]

 

My gift for Team Malibu- this seems about your speed.

That Dids isn't such a bad guy after all. Even if he does believe in dipping candy bars in nacho cheese.