Quick! make up the worst match ever!

[Gert T 0]

I guess I would go with Nathan Joens v. Ted Arcidi.

 

I can't believe Arcidi hasn't showed up yet, what a roided-up, talentless piece of shit.

[algrim 0]

New nomination: Mantaur & Jackie Gayda vs. Vader & Torrie Wilson in an Iron Man

Intergender Tag Team match.

[Guest Duncan Eternia]

Mae Young's hand vs. Zach Gowen's leg

This is horrible yet fucking hilarious at the same time.

[Guest news_gimmick]

King Mabel vs. Yokozuna at In Your House in October 1995. I wish no one the pain that this match caused me sitting through it. It can't get much worse between two actual trained wrestlers.

[Crimson G 0]

Judy Bagwell vs. Tiger Jeet Singh in a guaranteed contract match.

 

The winner gets a lifetime contract with the WWF.

[Adam 0]

8 Man Hell in a Cell 60 Minute Ultimate Submission Match:

Bezerker vs. Zeus vs. Kenzo Suzuki vs. Giant Gonzalez vs. King Mabel vs. Nathan Jones vs. Mantaur vs. Torrie Wilson

 

The Finish: After no decisions, Jimmy Jacobs runs in and replaces Bezerker, applying a Camel Clutch to Mantaur for the win. No one notices the difference.