Quick! make up the worst match ever!

[Guest Alienworxshop]

Ok, while in line for an indoor roller coaster, me and a friend (O.J Hart) got to thinking . . . what would be the worst match ever? i thought up the double fall elimination chamber with these people:

Albert

Mark Henry

Goldberg

maven

Big Show

Bradshaw

 

I'd fall asleep twice, and try to beat myself to death with a pizza box if i had to sit through that.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Albert, Goldberg and Big Show can be totally watchable in the ring.

[CanadianChick 0]

This is going to General Wrestling, since I'm sure it'll involve non-WWE wrestlers eventually.

[Guest slacklet]

First to get their thread moved wins

gearhead vs. Alienworxshop

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Cheex vs. El Gigante

 

There, worst match ever, nothing can beat that.

[The Buzz 0]

El Gigante vs Reese-The Battle of The Technical Geniuses

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Surrender now..

 

here's my nominee.. a World's Worst Wrestling classic, Kevin Nash v. El Gigante in a 'Car Match', where you win by stuffing the other person in Ric Flair's car.

 

And also HBK v. Abortionist in a 'Fetus Ladder' match. Michaels won that match, but he lost the 'Cross match' later on.

 

Vince Russo also had two matches with David Arquette. One was a Ladder match, the other was in a steel cage. Both were negative five stars.

[The Buzz 0]

Harvey Whippleman vs Torrie Wilson-Iron Man Match

 

Who should surrender now?

[The Mandarin 0]

David Flair vs. Sid Vicious, Submission Match

[BHK 0]

Baston Booger/the goon vs. Duke Droose/T.L. hopper

 

Iron Man Tag match

[Guest Alienworxshop]

lol @ david flair one . . . that would be pretty bad. and the henry v.s torrie one . . well, torrie would prob. win.

 

another bad one:

 

Sid Vicious v.s The Mistero

[razazteca 0]

La Resistence vs Bashem Brothers for the title of the WORLD'S MOST BORING CHAMPION.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

Chamber of Horrors Match:

Giant Gonzales, Mabel, John Heidenreich & Nathan Jones vs. Mark Henry, PN News, Kurrgan & Kenso Suzuki

[Australian Pride 0]

Men on a Mission vs The Natural Disasters - Battle of the Fatties

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Sabu Vs. Tyson Tomko Vs. Jackie Gayda in a "10 Blown Spots the Hard Way" match (First to Blow 10 Spots loses).

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Bastion Booger (circa 93) vs. Mae Young (circa now) vs. Mini Doink (circa whenever)

 

I seriously have no idea.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Take a look at my website under "1995" and "2000" for some nominees.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

King Kong Bundy vs. Yokozuna

 

Torrie Wilson vs. Jackie Gayda

 

Nathan Jones vs. Tyson Tomko

 

Sid Vicious vs. Jon Heidenrich

 

Viscera vs. Mark Henry

[tbondrage99 0]

Easy, Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar

 

.....oh wait...that already happened, and it was the worst match ever...ok then Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar II - The Iron Man match.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Mae Young's hand vs. Zach Gowen's leg

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Real F'n Show,

 

Check NO WAY OUT 2000 for the epic Mark Henry Vs. Viscera match.

 

For May Young's dignity and baby!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

My PPV crapped out for Mark Henry/Viscera, so I guess God was sending me a message.

[1234-5678 0]

Andre The Giant (1990) vs. Loch Ness

[Internet Warfare 0]

Mable vs Nathan Jones in a Kiss my foot match

[Guest KingofHarts]

The Gobbldy Gooker vs. Pete Rose vs. Stacy Keibler vs. El Gigante vs.Barry Horowitz vs. Irwin R. Sheister in THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

I can't believe you'd include IRS in THAT group.

 

 

My worst match would be Mabel verse Bastion Booger in a Bra and Panties match.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

Real F'n Show,

 

Check NO WAY OUT 2000 for the epic Mark Henry Vs. Viscera match.

 

For May Young's dignity and baby!

I've seen parts of it, but fast forwarded through most of it. NWO 2000 was a good show, but boy did that match suck.

[SamoaRowe 0]

Worst match ever?

 

How about Ernie Rowe vs Rusty Brooks.

 

 

[Guest Astro]

There was another thread on this not too long ago, had pics and everything...

[cawthon777 0]

Take a look at my website under "1995" and "2000" for some nominees.

That was GOLD