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between them as long as they can at least appear to genuinely hate each other over it, like Bret/Austin did so well back in 96-97...

Jeff...Hardy...Acting.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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When it was reported that he was signing with TNA...the news story included that he made the decision when Johnny Ace told him he might as well sign there because the WWE didn't have anything for him right now.

Well that makes perfect sense then.......if they don't have anything for the regulars......why WOULD they have anything for incoming talent.

Guest Anglesault
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It's a bad idea all together. For Lita to be pregnant by Jeff would mean they would have to be the heels. Nimrods won't boo Jeff and Lita over Matt.

Well, that, and Jeff would have had to have made whoopie with a female.

 

I don't know if even the marks would buy that anymore.

 

And that was my "ROTFLMAO JEFF=GAY" joke for the month.

Guest Coffey
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It's a bad idea all together. For Lita to be pregnant by Jeff would mean they would have to be the heels. Nimrods won't boo Jeff and Lita over Matt.

That's not really true. Jeff could just show up as a heel against Matt. Lita could still be face and just say that it was rape, or something equally horrible...which is what WWE can pretty much guarantee these days.

 

Of course, I don't know where Kane would fit into all of that....

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Jeff and Kane are gay for each other maybe???

Jeff isn't dead.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Paul Heyman has been pulling for Chris Candido to get a spot on Smackdown as a part of the CruiserWeight division. Candido was a stalwart for Heyman in ECW and spent a period of time with the then WWF in the mid 1990's.

Hey Paulie, why don't you try getting RVD a main event spot instead of bringing crackheads into SD.

I dunno why I found that ironic, but I did.

Good thing I'm not the only one.

 

Candido though is past it to be a real cruiserweight threat....or anything for that matter. I don't follow wrestlers ages, but he's gotta be getting up their in years, and from what I've heard recently, he's not in the best physical condition.

Guest Anglesault
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It's a bad idea all together. For Lita to be pregnant by Jeff would mean they would have to be the heels. Nimrods won't boo Jeff and Lita over Matt.

That's not really true. Jeff could just show up as a heel against Matt. Lita could still be face and just say that it was rape, or something equally horrible...which is what WWE can pretty much guarantee these days.

 

Of course, I don't know where Kane would fit into all of that....

Kane ordered Lita to fuck Jeff.

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between them as long as they can at least appear to genuinely hate each other over it, like Bret/Austin did so well back in 96-97...

Jeff...Hardy...Acting.

90% of WWE acting.

 

Am I the only one who never thought of Jeff as gay once?

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between them as long as they can at least appear to genuinely hate each other over it, like Bret/Austin did so well back in 96-97...

Jeff...Hardy...Acting.

90% of WWE acting.

 

Am I the only one who never thought of Jeff as gay once?

no, you and i are thinking the same...of course now that means we're dumb or not true "smarks"...

Guest Anglesault
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between them as long as they can at least appear to genuinely hate each other over it, like Bret/Austin did so well back in 96-97...

Jeff...Hardy...Acting.

90% of WWE acting.

 

Better than Matt, Jeff or Lita.

 

Am I the only one who never thought of Jeff as gay once?

 

When he and Lita started sharing clothes, that sent off some alarm bells.

 

I don't know if he actually is, but the character that he played really wasn't that much different than "Super-gay" Rico.

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When it was reported that he was signing with TNA...the news story included that he made the decision when Johnny Ace told him he might as well sign there because the WWE didn't have anything for him right now.

Well that makes perfect sense then.......if they don't have anything for the regulars......why WOULD they have anything for incoming talent.

Now, of course, if Chad Collyer was a big, mean HOSS you can damn well bet that WWE would have something for him.

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Candido though is past it to be a real cruiserweight threat....or anything for that matter. I don't follow wrestlers ages, but he's gotta be getting up their in years, and from what I've heard recently, he's not in the best physical condition.

You're right about his physical condition, because I saw him wrestle Terry Funk last year on MLW and Candido was fat, slow, and didn't wrestle too well.

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Paul Heyman has been pulling for Chris Candido to get a spot on Smackdown as a part of the CruiserWeight division. Candido was a stalwart for Heyman in ECW and spent a period of time with the then WWF in the mid 1990's.

Hey Paulie, why don't you try getting RVD a main event spot instead of bringing crackheads into SD.

I dunno why I found that ironic, but I did.

Good thing I'm not the only one.

 

Candido though is past it to be a real cruiserweight threat....or anything for that matter. I don't follow wrestlers ages, but he's gotta be getting up their in years, and from what I've heard recently, he's not in the best physical condition.

I haven't seen him work since he was in WCW, but I have heard he is tearing it up in the Jersey independents these days. If Guerrero and Regal could make the most out of their respective second or third chances, why not give Candido a shot? After he is retired, he could help book things as well.

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Am I the only one who never thought of Jeff as gay once?

I never really did. I just thought the paint thing was really, really strange.

 

I always thought that it would be funny if he was gay though, just because of how many female fans he has. Could you imagine the crushed dreams on Jeff Hardy fangirls everywhere?

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Paul Heyman has been pulling for Chris Candido to get a spot on Smackdown as a part of the CruiserWeight division. Candido was a stalwart for Heyman in ECW and spent a period of time with the then WWF in the mid 1990's.

Hey Paulie, why don't you try getting RVD a main event spot instead of bringing crackheads into SD.

I dunno why I found that ironic, but I did.

Good thing I'm not the only one.

 

Candido though is past it to be a real cruiserweight threat....or anything for that matter. I don't follow wrestlers ages, but he's gotta be getting up their in years, and from what I've heard recently, he's not in the best physical condition.

I haven't seen him work since he was in WCW, but I have heard he is tearing it up in the Jersey independents these days. If Guerrero and Regal could make the most out of their respective second or third chances, why not give Candido a shot? After he is retired, he could help book things as well.

Candido blew his chances at comebacks several times over the years. He left the WWE on bad terms, left ECW with almost no notice, I'm pretty sure he was fired from WCW, etc.

 

Eddy got another shot because he is a great guy, had worked in the WWF recently, and appeared to have cleaned up. Regal was in Memphis for a LONG time before they put him on TV because they didn't want him to go back to being a screwup. If Candido gets hired, he'll just be Lance Storm's understudy as an OVW instructor because Cornette is the only guy in WWE management who probably isn't on bad terms with him. (I know that Candido pissed off both Pritchards, JR, and a few others on his way out the door in 1997)

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Cornette is the only guy in WWE management who probably isn't on bad terms with him. (I know that Candido pissed off both Pritchards, JR, and a few others on his way out the door in 1997)

He wrestled Tom Pritchard in ECW after he left WWF, I figured they were OK. You have details on how he left on bad terms?

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I always thought that it would be funny if he was gay though, just because of how many female fans he has. Could you imagine the crushed dreams on Jeff Hardy fangirls everywhere?

 

Considering some of the fangirls actually wanted him to be gay so they could pair him with their other male crushes...I don't think many dreams would have been crushed.

 

 

And Jeff isn't gay, he's just really stupid. The using cans of spray paint to paint the inside of your trailer while not wearing a mask or having a window open was my first clue of damaged brain cells. Clue two was his "singing".

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And Jeff isn't gay, he's just really stupid. The using cans of spray paint to paint the inside of your trailer while not wearing a mask or having a window open was my first clue of damaged brain cells. Clue two was his "singing".

Eh? Where's you hear about that?

 

If so, yeah, Jeff is definitely a moron.

Guest KJ Brackish
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I've said it time and time again since Lita started this shit that Jeff Hardy will be returning. They even teased it when Matt couldn't compete about a month ago and Lita was in the ring. They were seriously teasing a Jeff Hardy return as you could tell by the crowd reaction, but I hope they do bring him in.

 

KJ

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Motivated Jeff: Fine

 

Unmotivated Crack Head who botches every god damn move he attempts: Not Fine

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I dunno . . . it would sure be a great swerve if they somehow pulled off Jeff being the one to get Lita pregnant. They need Vince Russo, obviously.

 

I wonder how they could go about that? Maybe they could say Kane only wanted make-up tips off Lita?

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Make-up tips? Dear God that is a hilarious visual.

 

"Does this powder blue whale lipstick go with my eye?"

 

"of courth it doth"

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Jeff Hardy is actually bi-sexual.

 

I remember a girlfriend of his, who was also the webmistress of the then Hardy Boys site, attempting to black mail him. She currently works as a valet around the Ohio area.

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