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That would be the funniest fight in the world.

I'd have to make sure I didn't wear any watches or rings or loose-fitting shoes that might get lost in his marshmallowy flesh.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

That fight would be Beans getting all pissed at you, and he'd take a swing, and you'd trip him or push him down or something, and he'd get up and do it again, over and over, until he's red faced and crying hormones down his face. Then either you'd walk away and quit, or maybe sting him once or twice and then feel bad about it. It'd be a fuckin' riot.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
1. Patrick Spoon

Quit leeching off my heat. I'd bury you.

You want some too bitch?

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What the hell are you talking about? "Too?" I am Patrick, dumbass. What did you do, see someone that someone who people actually like listed and figure we'd like you if you said it also?

 

Goddamn you're terrible.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
What the hell are you talking about? "Too?" I am Patrick, dumbass. What did you do, see someone that someone who people actually like listed and figure we'd like you if you said it also?

 

Goddamn you're terrible.

...

 

I'm ripping off American History X, obviously...

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Guest JacK

Oh yeah . . . it all makes sense now . . . no wonder you wanted to fight over him

 

HAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING GOLD!

 

*Cue Kurt Angle's music*

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Not as gold as the ring that I'll use to crack it's skull open.

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...

 

I'm ripping off American History X, obviously...

What the fuck? That's it, I've given up on making sense of anything that you post. You're like all the worst posters we've ever had blended into one horrid stew. All you need for the Cutthroat element (all that's left really) is to post one-word responses or emoticons.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

No. Kotz isn't human.

 

Then again, neither am I - I'm confectionary.

 

Oh Patty, just because you obviously don't get the reference, you don't have to go on a verbal tirade in a little hissy fit not unlike your usual, with your overuse of words such as "awful".

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Guest JacK

That'd have to be one fuckin big ring to reach all the way to the US.

 

He learned Kotz? He uses it a lot.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking
That'd have to be one fuckin big ring to reach all the way to the US.

Not as big as it's hospital bill will be.

 

Pat, for you and I, it'll be three hits.

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Guest JacK

Hahaha burned.

 

 

He's learnt another new word. My, the things you learn. Like apparently Giant Ring + face = Hospital Bill for the ring.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Kotz, I was just giving you a last part of endearment before the big operation. Failed operation, at that.

 

And JacK, you should know by now that I don't refer to Kotz as a human.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

I'd like to beat up FrozenPiss for obvious reasons.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Edit:

 

1. Patrick Spoon

2. CWM

3. Andrew Lloyd Webber

 

Run Aaron. Hulk can take care of your 700 lb ass.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

This was before the Flair debate.

 

We'll see where things end up.

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Daniel Ratcliffe

Abe Vagoda

Donny Osmond

What would provoke you to beat up a small child?

 

And what would provoke you to beat up an elderly man?

 

 

And what wou-- alright, Donny Osmond had it coming.

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