Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 As I laid down trying to fall asleep I thought to myself about all the weird sexual experiences life could hand you. This slowly evolved into a lovely plan of what I'd like to do if I ever have another meaningless one night stand. You see, I think it would be pretty cool to pick up a fairly attractive blind chick and coax her into leaving and having sex. I'd take her to a motel and tell her I was into bondage hoping she too would find it kinky. From there I would take the clothing above her waist off and tell her to kneel down on the floor and let me bind her hands behind her back. I'd whip my massive piece of manhood out and throw it in her face, obviously suggesting I want head. After about 10-15minutes of her slobbering over my penis I'd take out of her mouth and splooge on her face. From there I would just put it back into my pants and proceed to walk out the motel door, leaving the blind woman topless, hands bound behind her back, and a nice puddle of semen on her face. I'd probably go home and watch the news to see if there were any stories on the event...something like "Blind Woman left in sticky situation at local motel"(since you know the media loves to use puns). That would be great. Well, the file I was uploading has finished so I can shut the comp off, lay down now and no longer worry about having to listen to its mechanical noises. Goodnight TSM.
Nighthawk Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 You'd better speak in a Scottish brogue when you do this, or she might identify you vocally. Blind people are supposed to have super hearing.
DerangedHermit Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I'd whip my massive piece of manhood out and throw it in her face, obviously suggesting I want head. *BULLSHIT ALERT* *BULLSHIT ALERT*
Guest subliminal_animal Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 The only piece of manhood I have is my teen-stache.
PLAGIARISM! Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Well, all the chicks say they're blind...
Guest subliminal_animal Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I really hope I spelled "teen-stache" right, since I was thinking maybe it was "teen-'stache." I went to urbandictionary.com and they didn't have an entry for it, so I'm at sort of an impasse here. If any of you guys knows I got that spelt wrong, please PM me so we discuss this private. If we're going to settle this, we're going to settle it like men.
k thx Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Reason #1203 never to have a daughter. In your case, reasons 1-1202 being "they'd look like you".
PLAGIARISM! Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 ZING~! God, I'm acting like an established poster.
The Kid Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 First thing that went through my mind: my gosh you'd be convicted for rape quickly.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 I hope "The Kid" is not under the impression his teen-stache can outdo mine.
razazteca Posted June 22, 2004 Report Posted June 22, 2004 Forget the facial.........go for the cream pie in the ass.
Guest Hero to all Children Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Pft. You should have normal sex with her in a car in the middle of nowhere, in the woods. Then take her outside for a short walk, lose her in the forest and drive off. Extra bonus points for leaving her without clothes and dumping them somewhere else.
justsoyouknow Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 It's a good thing that semen isn't traceable.
1234-5678 Posted June 25, 2004 Report Posted June 25, 2004 Did ya spit it out and test it JSYK? Bwahahahaha, I said he sucked cock. Get it?
DerangedHermit Posted June 26, 2004 Report Posted June 26, 2004 Did ya spit it out and test it JSYK? Bwahahahaha, I said he sucked cock. Get it? Gay jokes are so tw.....errr...never funny
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